In Which I Realize I Am A 40 Yr Old Menopausal Sexual Predator
Well today was so *AWESOME* beyond words, ...yet i still find me hating myself. che. I will continue to blame my hormones who insist on not listening ~hiss~ But back to today being AWESOME. so, i started out the day tutoring davina. KUKUKU XD OH how i love art history. today we got to concentrate on the baroque and more modern stuff XD ~cackle~ I was atttracting attention in the metro cafe >.> "OMG, DELACROIX. HE"S SO HOT." and variations on that statement, such as me trying to (not so discreetly) explain why Van Dyck was Reubens' most "apt pupil' ^_- and why Caravaggio was TEH PWNZ. Hehehe ^_^ Davina's cool ^_^ And she fed me ~squee~ Good TIMES. And now it seems I must go visit Rex the Catfish. XD
So after that little enjoyable romp, i headed uptown. I floated about Freak Hall, wreakign havoc in my stead, and having high minded theological discourse with my young friends. That and seeing Timmy and Windy's newest masterpiece..which..was...scary. but that was to be predicted XD When the diabolical minds of windy and timmy comnbine, what else is to be expected?! After which, Shun, Ryan, Windy, Charles and myself hightailed it over to Starbucks. OMG. STARBUCKS. we cleared the place out >.< or at least the area around our corner. Charles + me x enclosed spaces = disaster >.< Dear Lord. Those poor patrons. and poor clauden who was the recipient of most of the dirty looks shot our way >.> As if the gropage and insane giggling weren't enough, our converstaion (quite audible to others) roved through a sex toy catalogue, bus 9 antics (ie stalkage and chucking stuff out the window), why JHWo is a sexy *bitch* and all other manner of inappropriateness. And then our good friend Lord Samuel *finally* showed up to greet his captain of the guard.
And then ..the MET. ohem. gee. first off, on the way we saw *TERMINI-SAMA**************** ~sparklesparklesparkle~ ~WORSHIP~ but i wont rant *again* on why she is my goddess. In any case, she was telling me and charles about a coin collection she took her arc kids to, and she told us to go see the cameos....which we did and those were awesoem, but i'm gettign ahead of stuff. Our first and foremostest mission was finishing the Ernst exhibit. oh AP Bio. Oh Innuendo. Oh complete lack of innuendo and just blatant indecency >.> "Oh, I'm going to mount something all right, but it wont be that -.- " I think we corrupted Ryan >.> And Charles needs to learn that expressing the painting in interpretive dance in the middle of the exhibit is anythign *but* a good idea >.> ~sigh~ Oh Freud. what you have done to our fragile little minds. ~sigH~
So then we moved on. Yong-le. We tried to avoid the horrible Cloisonne stuff that the Ming got infected with from the west. ewww~ bumped into alittle junior girl ^_^ ~pout~ no jade handcuffs. but lots of other pretty things. oh, shun, the thing i didn't tell you. Remember the ritual candle things? I was thinking of how they looked similar to stuff in charles' catalogue, but i decided to spare poor ryan >.> but yes. It was just general prettiness ^_^
The Cameos were extremely pretty...it *ridiculous* how they used the stones natural color veins to act as a coloration system...just *whoa* T_T ...oh. And our good friend Emperor Hadrian. Apparently he had a cameo made of him and his "favorite".....kukuku XD Gays PWNING ROME. so that was right near Fra Fillipo Lippi and the other friar from around the smae period. so went down into that, which was pretty, but overshadowed by Charles' animated discourse on watersports and pervy old men. Poor Ryan. So many tmi moments for him >.> In any case, we eventually fled the Met; it looked like they were preparing another dinner >.> But even still! I got to show ryan the tapestry with the guy with the *hugE* codpiece o_O *craziness*
So we wandered about lookingn for that place shun and i were at a while ago. And ~sigH~ those damn kids in the back seat wouldn't stop their antics. che. cant trust ryan and shun alone in a metaphorical backseat. I almost had to turn that car arouns ~nods parentally~ And we ate food which was reasonably priced and yelled at charles for beign an insensitive hack. And then we plundered the neighboring D'ags of its precious Strawberry Cheescake Ice Cream Bounty XD and headed into the park for some rowdy good times. Oh my. The ducks. THE DUCKIES XD they were soooo CUTE. Cute like Ryan and Shun. I dunno which was harder. taking pics of the duckies or gettign a decent pic of ryan and shun ..>.> Ryan had to keep fixing my camera to make it hate me less T_T I love ryan to pieces XD He's such a good persoin ~sqquuueeee~ ~~gives him shinyy apple~ So yes. that was amsuign. As was Charles straddkling my lap. And *that* led to a whole chain of events, where, somehow we all realized that I'm a 40 yr old menopausal sexual predator. oh yay -.- And of course, I beat that horse for the rest of the eveign .>.> it was amsuing, acfutlaly. It was liek a bad burlesque. On one side, we have cute mr and mrs duckie waddling and swimming about. on another, we have cute mr. and mrs. bunny sittign cutely on park bench. And then....there's me chasign charles abotu molestign him savagely while he squealed and tried to escape >.< well, when he wasn't givign me a lap dance >.> oh myyyy >.> it was...so obscene. I'm so glad claudien wasn't there for that. SHe would have dented my skull while she was beatign it with a 2 by 4. T_T yes. but it was a most amusing evening.
So now I'm back to beign screwed and tired, and i may go collapse now. pfft. Sakura Matsuri and Sen Ban Dori Sunday. w00tw00t. Happy Biorthday LOIDA XD DON"T HATE ME XD Yes...i have so much work to do T_T
So after that little enjoyable romp, i headed uptown. I floated about Freak Hall, wreakign havoc in my stead, and having high minded theological discourse with my young friends. That and seeing Timmy and Windy's newest masterpiece..which..was...scary. but that was to be predicted XD When the diabolical minds of windy and timmy comnbine, what else is to be expected?! After which, Shun, Ryan, Windy, Charles and myself hightailed it over to Starbucks. OMG. STARBUCKS. we cleared the place out >.< or at least the area around our corner. Charles + me x enclosed spaces = disaster >.< Dear Lord. Those poor patrons. and poor clauden who was the recipient of most of the dirty looks shot our way >.> As if the gropage and insane giggling weren't enough, our converstaion (quite audible to others) roved through a sex toy catalogue, bus 9 antics (ie stalkage and chucking stuff out the window), why JHWo is a sexy *bitch* and all other manner of inappropriateness. And then our good friend Lord Samuel *finally* showed up to greet his captain of the guard.
And then ..the MET. ohem. gee. first off, on the way we saw *TERMINI-SAMA**************** ~sparklesparklesparkle~ ~WORSHIP~ but i wont rant *again* on why she is my goddess. In any case, she was telling me and charles about a coin collection she took her arc kids to, and she told us to go see the cameos....which we did and those were awesoem, but i'm gettign ahead of stuff. Our first and foremostest mission was finishing the Ernst exhibit. oh AP Bio. Oh Innuendo. Oh complete lack of innuendo and just blatant indecency >.> "Oh, I'm going to mount something all right, but it wont be that -.- " I think we corrupted Ryan >.> And Charles needs to learn that expressing the painting in interpretive dance in the middle of the exhibit is anythign *but* a good idea >.> ~sigh~ Oh Freud. what you have done to our fragile little minds. ~sigH~
So then we moved on. Yong-le. We tried to avoid the horrible Cloisonne stuff that the Ming got infected with from the west. ewww~ bumped into alittle junior girl ^_^ ~pout~ no jade handcuffs. but lots of other pretty things. oh, shun, the thing i didn't tell you. Remember the ritual candle things? I was thinking of how they looked similar to stuff in charles' catalogue, but i decided to spare poor ryan >.> but yes. It was just general prettiness ^_^
The Cameos were extremely pretty...it *ridiculous* how they used the stones natural color veins to act as a coloration system...just *whoa* T_T ...oh. And our good friend Emperor Hadrian. Apparently he had a cameo made of him and his "favorite".....kukuku XD Gays PWNING ROME. so that was right near Fra Fillipo Lippi and the other friar from around the smae period. so went down into that, which was pretty, but overshadowed by Charles' animated discourse on watersports and pervy old men. Poor Ryan. So many tmi moments for him >.> In any case, we eventually fled the Met; it looked like they were preparing another dinner >.> But even still! I got to show ryan the tapestry with the guy with the *hugE* codpiece o_O *craziness*
So we wandered about lookingn for that place shun and i were at a while ago. And ~sigH~ those damn kids in the back seat wouldn't stop their antics. che. cant trust ryan and shun alone in a metaphorical backseat. I almost had to turn that car arouns ~nods parentally~ And we ate food which was reasonably priced and yelled at charles for beign an insensitive hack. And then we plundered the neighboring D'ags of its precious Strawberry Cheescake Ice Cream Bounty XD and headed into the park for some rowdy good times. Oh my. The ducks. THE DUCKIES XD they were soooo CUTE. Cute like Ryan and Shun. I dunno which was harder. taking pics of the duckies or gettign a decent pic of ryan and shun ..>.> Ryan had to keep fixing my camera to make it hate me less T_T I love ryan to pieces XD He's such a good persoin ~sqquuueeee~ ~~gives him shinyy apple~ So yes. that was amsuign. As was Charles straddkling my lap. And *that* led to a whole chain of events, where, somehow we all realized that I'm a 40 yr old menopausal sexual predator. oh yay -.- And of course, I beat that horse for the rest of the eveign .>.> it was amsuing, acfutlaly. It was liek a bad burlesque. On one side, we have cute mr and mrs duckie waddling and swimming about. on another, we have cute mr. and mrs. bunny sittign cutely on park bench. And then....there's me chasign charles abotu molestign him savagely while he squealed and tried to escape >.< well, when he wasn't givign me a lap dance >.> oh myyyy >.> it was...so obscene. I'm so glad claudien wasn't there for that. SHe would have dented my skull while she was beatign it with a 2 by 4. T_T yes. but it was a most amusing evening.
So now I'm back to beign screwed and tired, and i may go collapse now. pfft. Sakura Matsuri and Sen Ban Dori Sunday. w00tw00t. Happy Biorthday LOIDA XD DON"T HATE ME XD Yes...i have so much work to do T_T