MOTHERFUCKIN' SNAKES
OMFG.
SNAKES ON A PLANE. XDDXDDDXDDDDDD
But, before getting to that, I had a really fun day with Shirley xD ...Susan was *supposed* to be there, bvut noooees. I spent the day at her Baskin Robbins branch and ate her ice cream and argued with her boss xD It was funny, because like, everyone was a creationist..i mena,,..its NYC...WTF T_T So we argued all day prettymuch, but even in spite of the argument, apparently shirley's boss really likes me now XD he actually invited me too come back tomorrow, which I will do -- omg, Shirley + ice cream = WIN. I even got to see Spenser FISH. OMg, i havent seen him in forever, <3<3<3<3<3<3
And then, OMG, SNAKES ON A PLANE. Went with Cooper-tachi~ omg, I was screamign the entire movie...i actually didnt expefct it to be that graphic; i honestly was expecting it to be tackier >.> And watching it was painful T_T owwww T_T paaaaaiiinn. People getting bit in the crotch o_O
Samuel L Jackson is SO BADASS XD I love it!!! it was awesome fun ^^ And ...and..he had a HARPOON GUN xD "What! So I got snakes on CRACK!?"
But the best part was the after movie jokes..which were terrible, but there were some pearls:
•SNAKES IN SPACE (The Sequel!)
•TENTACLE ON A PLANE (The aerokraken invades a plane filled with 12 year old japanese girls. Terror and hijinks ensue!!!)
•SHIEK ON A PLANE (More high brow than "Arabs on a Plane"! And with HAREMS!(Sam: How chic!))
And Rusty's snake emoticon: {"}!
And my inability to form coherent sentences: "I love when the penis attacked the guys snake!"
Talked to Sam on my walk home, somehow we established i have a special form of cancer because my hair has completely rooted itself in my pituitary gland; so, my hair creates valencical polyps, to combat the weaponry of my uterus, which has grown its own pituitary gland. And then my hair plants them in people worthy of bearing my seed, and takes over their MINDS. And, they stay in the uterus, so, the women I've corrupted, when they have children, they absorb the polyp xD And I will ultimately have my own ARMY xD mwaaahahhahaha. And they will all be really smart pedophiles with no fine motor skillz because of sparkle glands which eat away at that part of the brain. KKEKEKEKEKE.
"You're a monster, Val!!!" -Sam
SNAKES ON A PLANE. XDDXDDDXDDDDDD
But, before getting to that, I had a really fun day with Shirley xD ...Susan was *supposed* to be there, bvut noooees. I spent the day at her Baskin Robbins branch and ate her ice cream and argued with her boss xD It was funny, because like, everyone was a creationist..i mena,,..its NYC...WTF T_T So we argued all day prettymuch, but even in spite of the argument, apparently shirley's boss really likes me now XD he actually invited me too come back tomorrow, which I will do -- omg, Shirley + ice cream = WIN. I even got to see Spenser FISH. OMg, i havent seen him in forever, <3<3<3<3<3<3
And then, OMG, SNAKES ON A PLANE. Went with Cooper-tachi~ omg, I was screamign the entire movie...i actually didnt expefct it to be that graphic; i honestly was expecting it to be tackier >.> And watching it was painful T_T owwww T_T paaaaaiiinn. People getting bit in the crotch o_O
Samuel L Jackson is SO BADASS XD I love it!!! it was awesome fun ^^ And ...and..he had a HARPOON GUN xD "What! So I got snakes on CRACK!?"
But the best part was the after movie jokes..which were terrible, but there were some pearls:
•SNAKES IN SPACE (The Sequel!)
•TENTACLE ON A PLANE (The aerokraken invades a plane filled with 12 year old japanese girls. Terror and hijinks ensue!!!)
•SHIEK ON A PLANE (More high brow than "Arabs on a Plane"! And with HAREMS!(Sam: How chic!))
And Rusty's snake emoticon: {"}!
And my inability to form coherent sentences: "I love when the penis attacked the guys snake!"
Talked to Sam on my walk home, somehow we established i have a special form of cancer because my hair has completely rooted itself in my pituitary gland; so, my hair creates valencical polyps, to combat the weaponry of my uterus, which has grown its own pituitary gland. And then my hair plants them in people worthy of bearing my seed, and takes over their MINDS. And, they stay in the uterus, so, the women I've corrupted, when they have children, they absorb the polyp xD And I will ultimately have my own ARMY xD mwaaahahhahaha. And they will all be really smart pedophiles with no fine motor skillz because of sparkle glands which eat away at that part of the brain. KKEKEKEKEKE.
"You're a monster, Val!!!" -Sam