The Dance of the Fanciful Unicorn
Today was awesome. Sometime my kids are evil, but my aides are awesome and I love them. Even Jenny, despite her being pretty useless and ghetto AzN. >.>
Arts and Cradfts is undoubtedly the most awesome part of the day. I have a funny bunch. Today, the bestest arts and crafts projects EVER were executed by myself and my darling Izzy, who I've taken under my wing. I say "wing", because i've been designated the "mother hen". >.> AUNTIE HEN, DAMMIT. But, onto the absolute crack:
If you didnt know, Jahn is JHwo's doppelganger, in all senses of the word. Looks, mannerisms, voice, speech patterns, even his logic and reasoning. It's uncanny. He is also continuously abused (sexually and otherwise >.>) by our kids, hence, *this* picture:
So, LeShawn, the evil little girl who is pushy and bossy and bitchy and super religious, has a crush on him. Liek WHUT. So, she keeps saying how she loves him, and that she wants Jahn to go to church wiht her, and accept Jesus, and marry her. But enough back story.
I was feeling funny. So I drew a random picture:
Because I could, and because a kid asked me to draw a unicorn. This is a unicorn with fangs. She loves the bishies, who happens to be Jahn. See the little hearts? xD So, Izzy and I decided that the fanged unicorn was Lashawn xD Because lashawn is also scary and loves jahn. and because its funny.
This led to Izzy drawing another progression of images:
...in case you cant really see it, the last two images say "Jahn <3's the Fanged Unicorn b/c Jahn goes to church" xD Ahahhaha~ Sorry, this amused us for the rest of day, and helped me NOT kill one of my kids when he stole another kids glasses and his them under a cushion on the other side of the gym -.- Little fuck -.-
Oh, and here's another fun image, because i can:
ah, tentacle monsters ^^;;
Spent the afternoon with Ben-oi-kun~ Much talking and fun ^^ Realized all my "nephews" are from queens. Ahahha, Queens family values what what xD Met up with Shun for concert in the park and got completely PWNED in scrabble. Man, im totally off my game >.> I am also very much pleased that Shun and Ben like each other. Family peace is important ^^v Spent the rest of the night hanging out with shun, missing most of the actual concert because of the rain, wtf -.- But still fun nonetheless ^^
"So, LaShawn, Val and I are totally going to be bridesmaids, right?? xD"
Arts and Cradfts is undoubtedly the most awesome part of the day. I have a funny bunch. Today, the bestest arts and crafts projects EVER were executed by myself and my darling Izzy, who I've taken under my wing. I say "wing", because i've been designated the "mother hen". >.> AUNTIE HEN, DAMMIT. But, onto the absolute crack:
If you didnt know, Jahn is JHwo's doppelganger, in all senses of the word. Looks, mannerisms, voice, speech patterns, even his logic and reasoning. It's uncanny. He is also continuously abused (sexually and otherwise >.>) by our kids, hence, *this* picture:
So, LeShawn, the evil little girl who is pushy and bossy and bitchy and super religious, has a crush on him. Liek WHUT. So, she keeps saying how she loves him, and that she wants Jahn to go to church wiht her, and accept Jesus, and marry her. But enough back story.
I was feeling funny. So I drew a random picture:
Because I could, and because a kid asked me to draw a unicorn. This is a unicorn with fangs. She loves the bishies, who happens to be Jahn. See the little hearts? xD So, Izzy and I decided that the fanged unicorn was Lashawn xD Because lashawn is also scary and loves jahn. and because its funny.
This led to Izzy drawing another progression of images:
...in case you cant really see it, the last two images say "Jahn <3's the Fanged Unicorn b/c Jahn goes to church" xD Ahahhaha~ Sorry, this amused us for the rest of day, and helped me NOT kill one of my kids when he stole another kids glasses and his them under a cushion on the other side of the gym -.- Little fuck -.-
Oh, and here's another fun image, because i can:
ah, tentacle monsters ^^;;
Spent the afternoon with Ben-oi-kun~ Much talking and fun ^^ Realized all my "nephews" are from queens. Ahahha, Queens family values what what xD Met up with Shun for concert in the park and got completely PWNED in scrabble. Man, im totally off my game >.> I am also very much pleased that Shun and Ben like each other. Family peace is important ^^v Spent the rest of the night hanging out with shun, missing most of the actual concert because of the rain, wtf -.- But still fun nonetheless ^^
"So, LaShawn, Val and I are totally going to be bridesmaids, right?? xD"