.we'll.fall.if.we.must.

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This kid, like, five years old, came up to me when I was walking Optimus Prime and said he was my 'biggest fan' and I autographed is baseball cap. It was kind of freaky...

How can a five-year-old listen to lyrics like "Get in our way and we're going to take your life / kick in your face and rape and murder your wife" and become a biggest fan? I

Comments

[zeiten_zwei]

Ooo... don't make me sic my shiny on you... XD

[fashion_vanity]

What am I, attack-shiny?

[zeiten_zwei]

Yes XD

[fashion_vanity]

You're just upset I can pick you up like you don't weigh a thing when I get pissy. XD

[zeiten_zwei]

And I can pick you up in both senses of that word even when I'm not pissy.

[fashion_vanity]

...Nuh uhn!

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...Yuh-huh! The glove has been tossed!

[fashion_vanity]

The glove has just been flung in your face and now...

...I'm running for my life!!!

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No you're not, you're still sitting in on the bed in the room above me, eating your strawberries.

[fashion_vanity]

....I love these strawberries...

[zeiten_zwei]

There, see, I proved it. Now give me a strawberry as reward.

[fashion_vanity]

U_U Fine

[zeiten_zwei]

Ew nevermind, you can have it back.