jokes

Mar 23, 2005 20:44

right so there was this fly, and if he drops 2 inches, he can get a drink

now theres a frog and hes sees that if this fly drops 2 inches i can get a meal

this fish sees the frog and says if that fly drops 2 inches, the frog will get the fly and i can get the frog

this bear sees the fish and says if that fly drops 2 inches, the frog will get the fly, the fish will get the frog and i can get the fish

this hunter sees all this and thinks if that fly drops 2 inches, the frog will get the fly, the fish will get the frog, the bear will get the fish and ican shoot a bear

this mouse sees some cheese on the hunter and thinks f that fly drops 2 inches, the frog will get the fly, the fish will get the frog, the bear will get the fish, the hunter can get the bear and he'll drop the cheese and i can eat it

this cat sees the mouse and says, 2 inches, the frog will get the fly, the fish will get the frog, the bear will get the fish, the hunter can get the bear, the mouse wiil get the cheese and i can get the mouse

so the fly says fuck it im gonna die anyway

the frog gets the fly the fish gets the frog, the bear gets the fish, hunter gets the bear the mouse gets the cheese but the cat misses the mouse and falls into the water, moral of the story? everytime a fly drops 2 inches, a pussy gets wet
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