Jan 14, 2007 16:34
I have many things to say about the past year. One, I finally learned how to correctly type. Alex, the awesome amazing person taught me. Now, I am agreeing to give Alex all my worldly possessions and money and all my friends are witnesses.
Also, I have embraced Jesus Christ as my personal savior. He is who I turn to in my times of EMO NEEEEEED! I HATE MY LIFE!!111!!1 ZOMGZ!!!11!
Sometimes I feel that smoking fifty pounds of marijuana a day would be contrary to my health. Then I just reach for the pipe..
I have a life goal. I wish to build a space ship and travel to the great planet Gragthalxorzia and make sticky cream cheese to every orifice of the the hot cheerleader chicks of Gragthalxorzia.
Adieu,
I must leave to whip up a batch of gooey.. paaaaaste (synonyms: semen)