[Action] Second Slice

Mar 24, 2010 19:18


[After getting some outdated directions from Sokka, Blackbeard arrives at House 46.  He believes that the Straw Hat Pirates are here, but its current occupant might not enjoy being shouted at for no apparent reason.]
OI!!! STRAW HAT!!!  GET OUT HERE!  An' fight me one-on-one!  Don't have yer buddies come an' save yer ass when I beat ya fair an' ( Read more... )

major hypocrite alert, pre-emptive strike, blackest night, john stewart, too trusting for his own good

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[Action] greenlongjohns March 24 2010, 23:35:49 UTC
[And here's someone to answer the door. He doesn't look terribly amused.]

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[Action] zehahaha March 24 2010, 23:42:59 UTC
[Noticing someone at the door, he figures that he should ask.]

Oi! You! Is Straw Hat in there? I'm gonna kick his ass, so ya better get outta the way if he is!

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[Action] greenlongjohns March 24 2010, 23:46:03 UTC
The Straw Hats? [He steps outside and closes the door behind him.] I can't let you do that.

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[Action] zehahaha March 24 2010, 23:48:56 UTC
Why not? Ya can't stop me from doin' what I want! [Still believing that the Straw Hats are inside, he yells again.] Too scared to fight yer own battles, huh? Guess ya remember what happened last time!

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[Action] greenlongjohns March 24 2010, 23:50:38 UTC
If you're here to settle your business with them, I suggest you move along. I have a feeling they've got enough to deal with, without loudmouths like you calling them out.

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[Action] zehahaha March 24 2010, 23:52:27 UTC
It ain't my fault he's been makin' a ton of enemies here! I've got some unfinished business with the brat from back home, so I take priority over all those other guys! [At least, that's how it works in his mind.]

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[Action] greenlongjohns March 24 2010, 23:54:29 UTC
Next time schedule an appointment. Now go home.

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[Action] zehahaha March 24 2010, 23:56:38 UTC
I ain't much fer keepin' appointments, an' there are a lot a people back home who'd tell ya that! I ain't leavin' 'til Straw Hat comes out here an' fights me! He's always talkin' 'bout kickin' my ass; now he can try an' put his money where his mouth is!

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[Action] greenlongjohns March 25 2010, 00:03:00 UTC
He's not home today.

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[Action] zehahaha March 25 2010, 00:35:57 UTC
Where is he, then?

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[Action] greenlongjohns March 25 2010, 00:37:16 UTC
Don't know. Maybe you should talk to his secretary.

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[Action] zehahaha March 25 2010, 00:50:52 UTC
Didn't know his crew had one o' those! [The joke audibly flying over his head, he sits down on the ground.] Guess I'll just wait here 'til he comes back!

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[Action] greenlongjohns March 25 2010, 02:27:54 UTC
[He just won't leave, will he?]

This is your final warning. If you don't leave, I'll make you leave.

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[Action] zehahaha March 25 2010, 02:32:00 UTC
Don't you get it? Just tell me where they are right now, an' I'll go away! It's that simple!

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[Action] greenlongjohns March 25 2010, 02:33:58 UTC
No. [And that fancy pimp suit will just give way as his Green Lantern suit is illuminated over top of it, taking away his sunglasses in the process.]

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[Action] zehahaha March 25 2010, 02:39:03 UTC
How'd ya do that? An' what's with that hourglass thing on yer shirt?

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