[action/video] Twelfth Slice

[zehahaha]

 [Today, Blackbeard can be found in the library.  No, this isn't a sign of the coming apocalypse - he's mostly just skimming through the books that he has, not really stopping to read them.  He's got a large stack of books about pirates, and every now and then, he shouts out loud statements, mocking the ones that he reads about.]

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[justicereigns]

Shut up in the goddamn library already moron!

[Glare. Glare. Bark. Growl. Something like that.]

[zehahaha]

Zehahahaha! Why should I?

[justicereigns]

To avoid having your remaining teeth knocked out.

[zehahaha]

I dunno, these things are jammed in here pretty damn tightly! Given some o' what I've been through, I figured I would've lost a few already, but they ain't even chipped!

[justicereigns]

[Just. Stares. Seriously what does one to say to that?]

Good for you.

[zehahaha]

I know, right? Then again, even if ya hit me as hard as ya could, I doubt it'd result ta much! I've survived Magellan, ya know!

[justicereigns]

Don't lump me in with him just because you had the former warden bail you out.

[zehahaha]

I would've gotten outta there on my own eventually! Still, glad he came around, 'cause he's a great addition ta the crew! Better than that whiny Pizarro, anyways, but even he'll shape up soon enough!

[justicereigns]

Whatever.

I don't care what you've survived before or not. You survived Newgate and he was far from weak.

Doesn't mean you shouldn't shut your ugly mug.

[zehahaha]

It ain't like ya can't make me! There ain't any rules against talkin', an' even if there were, I'd break 'em anyways!

[justicereigns]

[Just settles for a glare and trying to go back to reading, though it's Smoker. He's really easy to annoy should one be inclined.]

[zehahaha]

So what're ya readin'? "Arrestin' People fer Dummies"?

[justicereigns]

No, but I'm thinking of writing a book: "A Thousand Ways to Kill Pirates." The first two will be with pie and rum.