Title: ....Turtles?
Author/Artist: Zeenzazada
Character(s) or Pairing(s): Spain/Romano
Rating: PG
Warnings: SEA TURTLES ARE IN THIS FIC. + FLUFF
Summary: Spain wants to have family bonding time.
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this. Romano sunk into the bath, relaxing his body. He and Spain had just got back from a date and Romano can only handle so much of him until he gets over stressed. He slid further into the bath.
“That bastard made me miss a siesta,“ Romano grumbled into the water.
“I’ll just-”
“ rest my eyes-”
“ for a while…”
……
“LOVI~!”
PLOP. PLOP. PLOP. PLOP. PLOP. PLOP. PLOP. PLOP.
Romano slid up the bath in shock of his sudden wake up call. “Spain! What the hell?!” Romano yelled at him as he tried to cover himself. His eyes then drifted to what Spain had dropped into the tub. “CHIGI!”
There in the tub, looking back at him, were eight turtles.
“What the hell?!” Romano yelled again, backing up as far as he could in the tub.
“I thought they needed some family bonding with Mama Lovi,” Spain said smiling kneeling over the bath.
“Family bond-WHY THE HELL AM I THE MOTHER?!” Spain gave him a blank look that just said ‘Isn’t it obvious’. Romano sighed, “I just wanted a bath, not turtle soup.”
A turtle made its way onto the crevasse made between Romano’s legs and chest. “Awww, so cute!” Spain exclaimed as he scooted over to Lovino’s side of the tub to watch the turtle. Another one tried to do the same. “Wook! They wuv their Mama~!” Spain said in a baby voice.
Romano shivered as he felt the little feet scratch against him. The other turtles seemed to want to sit on him seeing they couldn’t climb the slick tub sides. “more like they want to get out…”
“What are we going to name them?” The Spaniard asked leaning his head again the side of the tub near Lovino’s.
“Why do we need to name them?!”
“Because they’re cute~!” Spain said putting a hand in the water, making little waves. Romano huffed in response, wrapping his arms around his legs. Spain looked at the aggravated Italian. “of course,” Spain’s hand lightly traced Romano’s leg, “they got that from their mother’s side.”
“I-I didn’t give birth to turtles! Or anything for that matter!” Romano stuttered out in embarrassment, turning his head away.
“I think this one looks like a ‘Mincho’” Spain said pointing to one of the turtles on Lovino.
“We are not naming them,” Lovino stated.
“ And this one will be ‘Lovina,” Spain pointed to the turtle that was sleeping in the corner of the bath. “Because she takes after her Madre so much!” Spain said in a teasing tone.
“Ok fine!” Lovino threw up his hands in defeat. “We’ll name that one Antonio Jr.” He pointed to a turtle who was swimming upside down. “Because he takes after his Padre so much!” Lovino said with a smirk, knowing he had just won.
Spain just wiped the smirk away with a kiss. “That’s the spirit, Lovi! Now only five more to name!”