Wow, I am really really bad at actually doing recs posts. *facepalms*
Right, let's just pretend I know how to use transitions. Or whatever.
Movie-based!
Pilea Involucrata by
fledmusic. Guys. Eduardo was turned into a PLANT. A FRIENDSHIP PLANT. It's funny but it also gets serious towards the end. Also. Mark learns to communicate with Eduardo. BECAUSE HE'S A PLANT. (AU of movie starting from palo alto house scene)
Well. Eduardo had said he needed to get Mark’s attention. Mark just hadn’t really thought that "get your attention" would mean "turn into a plant," but Eduardo did tend to be really unnecessarily dramatic sometimes.
Bugfixes in the Redesign by
blackeyedgirl which starts off with Mark and Eduardo getting stuck in an elevator together and then goes on to have them communicating via txting. Reconciliation fic!
the farther I fall I'm beside you by
therealw Mark asks Eduardo, right after the NDAs are signed if he can email Eduardo. Eduardo agrees. Stuff happens. (Boooyyyysssss).
Strength in Numbers by
dapper-prose. Mark/Eduardo fic where first they hook up, then Mark asks Eduardo to be his boyfriend. Eduardo says no after telling Mark he couldn't keep a cat or a plant happy. And then Mark gets some kittens to prove he can. *GGGGGGGG* SO ADORABLE.
A Fellowship to Call Your Own by
antistar_e This is a harry potter/TSN crossover and it is one of the best things in the existence of ever. Mark is a slytherin and Eduardo is a hufflepuff and, ugh, it makes my heart happy that is exists. (and then read the
timestamps The Curious Incident of Eduardo in the Night-Time by
jibrailis Eduardo keeps showing up to break into Mark's house. <33333
untitled fill by anon. Guys, this fic - what even! it's awesome! Mark overhears a woman telling her friend about the awesome sex she had the night before. With Eduardo. And then Mark goes after Eduardo.
Best Practices in Workplace Relationships by
blackeyedgirl. AU fic where they meet when Mark is already a billionaire and Eduardo is his new personal assistant. I could roll around in this fic allll the days long.
A Curve that sets everything straight by
slippery-fish which is an AU of the hallway scene. Eduardo realizes Mark has a crush on him, but he doesn't flat out tell him he's not interested. So when Mark tells him he's going to be left behind - Eduardo pretends to be interested in him. Things progress from there. (Seriously, one of my favorite fics).
Little by Little by
devoidly is an alternate fill for the above premise and it is just as awesome. <3333
all that is left is all that I hide by
therealw wherein Mark hires a prostitute that looks like Eduardo and the paparazzi photograph it. Then, Chris and Dustin get involved to try and get Mark and Eduardo back together.
Facebook Shares fill by
gaealynn So, Mark sees Eduardo being all social like at a party and is confused, so he hires PIs to get him video of Eduardo. And then stuff happens and there is reconciliation!
We'll rant and we'll roar by
vaingirlfic which is a historical AU. Dustin, Mark and Chris are pirates who happen upon Eduardo who is being inquisitioned. It's one of those serious crack-fics and it is awesome.
Never Marry for Money (You Can Borrow it Cheaper) by
alexthegreat wherein Mark and Eduardo wake up, in Vegas, to find themselves married. AND THEN IT CONTINUES TO GET BETTER FROM THERE. It's 71K of woke-up-married fic and it is glorious. *_*
Shut the Door, Have a Seat by
takethewords Eduardo shows up late to a presentation and ends up having to sit in Mark's lap. And then Mark keeps pulling Eduardo into his lap.
Fixated by
callmejude. This is a hot pwp, where Mark's oral fixation causes him to get off sucking Eduardo off.
The star to every wandering bark by
noelia-g Mark and Eduardo start becoming friends again after the depositions and NDA. Then Eduardo figures out he's in love with Mark and panics.
And if I can't have everything, well, then just give me a taste by
sharpest-rose Eduardo gets turned into a vampire. Mark hacks into the mind control aspect. So awesome. Wish it was a lot longer.
And knowledge and tears and chance by
hope_calaris. Instead of Christy setting the scarf on fire, she tries to kill Eduardo. Mark calls 911 when the call disconnects. Things go on from there.
Your Secret Kiss of Confidence by
xheartoflifex Mark is in a car accident and Eduardo ends up taking care of him. Even though Eduardo is still mad as hell at Mark.
Superconnected by
oflights Mark and Eduardo start getting horrible headaches unless they are in close proximity to each other. Of course, this is before they are even talking to each other again after the NDAs. (GUYS. SOUL BONDS. I LOVE THEM. UGH. THIS FIC IS BRILLIANT).
The Social Network RPS
Stay Awake When I'm Asleep by
passe-simple Guys. It's
passe_simple and it's 36k of Andrew and Jesse with a baby. HOW CAN YOU NOT WANT TO READ? (No, seriously, this is one of my all time favorite fics ever. Andrew inherits a baby and Jesse ends up babysitting him. There's UST and oblivious boys being oblivious and it is everything I want in a fic except I feel as if there should be a bazillion more words. Because it's well-written Andrew/Jesse fic with a baby.
Less of a Hobby, More of a Fixation by
whitedatura. This fic is adorable - Andrew ends up naming one of Jesse's foster cats and Jesse ends up with a third kitten. They are ridic, oblivious boys who are in love and it is absolutely delightful.
Kiss by the book by anon. Andrew/Jesse college AU. This fic is nothing but pure fluff and it is glorious. This is the fic I go to whenever I am having a bad day. It's still a WIP, but, ugh. So good.
I would like to circumnavigate you, so that if there was a map of every inch of you I
would run out of push-pins trying to mark: I was here, I was here, I was here. JE
I love that line. I love this fic.
And I'm just going to stop there for right now. I still have a bunch more to rec, but I keep getting sucked into this vortex of rereading all of them and I have things to doooo.