Yeah buddy...
Yeah, I just took a pain pill with my beer. I feel great. I should of done this before I watched Black Swan. I think I would of enjoyed it more. I enjoyed it sober. But like, everything is better right now. I enjoyed that sex scene. I enjoy Mila Kunis kissing girls. Period. But the movie got kind of trippy at times. I think a little buzz would of helped. And there was a lot of focus on fingernails. I have a thing about finger nails. It's like a phobia. I can handle bugs but not fingernails. And there was just so much with broken nails and she trims hers with scissors and I for real had to fucking turn away. It was just too much for my fragile sober self.
My beer tastes like fruity pebbles again. I love it when that happens. I love fruity pebs but cereal is expensive these days. I haven't bought any for a while. Now I don't have to. I may just have a pain pill and a beer for breakfast tomorrow. It's Saturday. That's allowed in my house.
Note: I'm not addicted to pills or anything. I had knee surgery about two months ago. I got some pills leftover from that. And my knee did hurt. Don't judge me.
No straight girl news to report. The night I posted my last post she text me. Go figure. Anyways, I was aloof but funny. I can't really turn the funny off. But the conversation didn't last long. I told her to go to bed and I haven't heard from her since.
Though, I do have plans to go to one of her softball games. Not for her, but the mutual friend that set this whole disaster in motion is also on her team. So I'm gonna go see my friend sometime. She asked me too. It's rude to reject an offer like that. Plus, we're going for ice cream afterward because I'm five years old on the inside. You can pretty much convince me to do anything with the promise of ice cream. But I'm bringing a posse and my plan is to ignore her. I hope Baley gets pissed that way she can see just how many fucks I give about it... It's none by the way. The girl is forgotten. But the magnitude of her rudeness has not been forgotten just yet. Just wanna give her a dose. I dunno, like I said, I'm five years old inside. My five year old plans usually backfire because they aren't that great and usually involve me wearing a pirate hat. And yes, this plan also included a pirate hat. A girl can dream can't she?
I'm kidding. I wish I fucking had a pirate hat though... I got a sombrero. And a cowboy hat... But no pirate hat... I give lots of fucks about that situation. It's pitiful. I wish I knew where I could steal one... I don't know any pirates. I don't even actually know anybody with a bitchin' hat worth stealing. Who am I surrounding myself with? People with no awesome hat goals?
I wonder if I ate fruity pebbles right now if they would taste like beer?
I wanna do some picspam but I don't know who to do. I need suggestions. I might do a Mila Kunis one just because she's in my head right now doing sexy things... ... ... mmmmm.... I wish you could see what I see. It's a-mazing.
I got my maxim hot 100 issue today. We'll see how much I agree or disagree with what's in there. I was kinda pissed when I got it cause Cameron Diaz was on the front looking kind of fugly. I enjoy her for the most part, but sometimes she can be fugly. She fugged up my cover. I was pissed. So I flipped it over so I wouldn't see the fug anymore and it turns out that it was a double cover. Thankfully, the other cover had good news; A hot 100 issue was inside waiting for me. Olivia Wilde better be in the top 20. Who else do I covet? Um. Brittany Snow, but she won't make top 20. Maybe 50, if she's lucky. I hope Blake Lively makes it just because I want to see a picture of her without much clothing. Preferably a leg shot. Thanks.
Who else? It feels like I've forgotten all my past loves... Ali Larter and Hayden P. can be all up in there looking sexy. I'll allow it. I may just have to go back and refresh my drunk self on all my past picspams. I was so kick ass back in the day. What happened? Oh, I got a girlfriend. Glad that worked out. *rolls eyes* It's time to get my soul back. It was ripped out, peed on, then shoved back in through my anus. It needs medical attention. And a shower... and lube for future travel.
I'm drunk kind of so I apologize for this post. If you read it then I raise a bottle of fruity pebbles in your honor. Cheers!
I'm serious about those picspams people! I aim to please. I need some new favorites myself so give me some help!