Miranda Kerr is so tiny! She looks like she could blow away if I sneezed. And we're not even in the same country. She's lucky I don't have allergies. But she has nice boobs. Of course she does. She's a Victoria Secret model. It's as important to her job as what having a saw is to a lumberjack. Or a pirate sword to a pirate. They can't function properly without them.
And guess who else showed up for some sexy photo time with Miranda? My latest Australian crush, DELTA GOODREM! And they look so classy, and sexy and gay together. This is fantastic timing. Like they're meant to be. *dreamy sigh*