A perfect example that my Ali Larter theory is 99% accurate.
Question: If it's cold outside, let's say 30F (if you use celcius, you're weird and I'm not converting it for you) and you like to go pre-start your car to heat it up before you get in and drive it, how much time in advance do you do this? I say max should be 20 minutes. My neighbor's car has been sitting idle for going on 38 minutes now. I should follow him and see where he goes. Not to stalk him, but to confirm my theory that he let's it warm up 38 minutes so he can drive 6 minutes to the grocery store where he turns his car OFF to run in and buy like the newspaper which takes like 30 seconds to buy then walks right back out, starts his car back up, then comes right back home.
OK he's leaving now. I'm going to time him. I'll follow him next time. Maybe. It all depends on whether or not I have the chance to warm up my car first. I need at least 37 minutes of warm up time. So I'll have to time it perfect. Actually it's 10 minutes. Or less.
And speaking of time. This is Brittany Time.
Yep, that's right. Take a good long look at that shit kiddies. I hate schedules and am beyond ecstatic when I'm done doing shit I don't want to be doing. I suppose lots of people are though. I wonder what 6 am people are like? Assholes I bet. Because 6am is an asshole time.
Remember when I said Ali Larter looks good no matter what she's wearing because she's just that good looking? Well here's a perfect example. I don't like the outfit she's wearing at all. I'm just not feeling it. Maybe because she was at a fashion show and she didn't want to detract from the event by being the sexiest one there wearing clothing and drawing everyone's attention to her instead of what it's supposed to be on. Way to take one for the team Larter. You tried to blend in with the common folk by taking down the sexy a notch or two but we found you. You can't hide from us.
He's BACK! I fucking told you! Eleven mintues! Oh, he bought milk instead of a paper! That was my second guess! Dammit I should of went with milk! A gallon of gas for a gallon of milk. What a jackhole.
Back to the Larter, regardless of the clothes, it doesn't even matter because everything from the neck up is par for the course gorgeous as usual. Actually the real highlight of these pictures is the people in the background completely unaware that there are 50 cameras everywhere and they have their "stupid face" on.
It's rare to get an ass shot like for anyone at any given time. This amazes me.
Ha! It's the same lady! I thought it was multiple people but it's the same woman. And there's only two faces. I must of got excited and over counted. It happens. And after spending time drawing devil horns on people, the outfit has grown on me a little. It's probably because it's rather fitting and fitting things look good on the Larter.
And to wrap this post up....
Today I found a US dollar on the floor at work. (If you don't use US dollars, you're weird and I'm not converting it for you). Last week I found a nutty bar (unopened) on top of a shelf. I waited about 30 seconds for somebody to come and claim it but nobody showed up so I pocketed it and ate it on my way home. But the loot gets better week to week, did you notice this? If this trend continues I hope to find 20 dollars with a cute girlfriend attached by the end of the month.