Taking note of all the fantastic gayness.
Well, today was spent moving and doing as little as possible to fend off the side effects of a friend's 21st birthday bonanza. Man am I glad they can only turn 21 once because I just can't handle that crap anymore. Yikes.
First off, an Eliza Dushku revelation. Did you know that there is another movie besides Bring It On that features Eliza Dushku in a cheerleading outfit? And that this same movie also features a lengthy montage of her doing a stripper dance while trying on bikinis?
Seriously, wtf?
Yesterday I bought The New Guy because I watched it a long.... long time ago and I just remember liking it and it was only $5. I didn't have any vivid thoughts about it, just a general feeling of unsuckyness. But then I watched it today and holy balls, there's shit in there that I must have left the room and missed it or something because I don't understand how that bikini montage could have completely slipped my mind.
It's really good stuff. Buy it, rent it, steal it, I don't care. Just watch it.
Also, I find it totally wrong that I bought this movie yesterday, watched it today, then as soon as I turn it off, it's playing on TV. This seems to happen to me a lot. And just so we're clear, more than never is a lot and this is at least the 2nd time it's happened.
Second topic, the show Kim Possible is the most subliminally gayest cartoon I've ever watched. I love this show. It's funny as hell which surprised me when I first watched it because I usually don't like anything on the Disney channel. But you can't really go wrong with a show that has a naked mole rat as a character. Roofus and Ron are hilarious. Ron's one-liners are gold.
Anyways, I watched an episode a few days ago where the gaytasticness was flying all over the place. I only caught the last 15 minutes but this one was a Shego episode. Which is awesome since I totally think Shego and Kim are in flove with each other. Kigo 4eva! I feel like punching myself for typing that just now. But I'm not going to. Of course.
See... aren't they cute. And before I forget, there is some really good Kigo fanfics out there. You should give them a read sometime if you think I know what I'm talking about which I'm not entirely convinced that I do most of the time. I'd give you links but I'm lazy and dial-up has seriously eliminated all unnecessary web surfing thus dampening the thrill of the internet. And the internet wasn't that thrilling to begin with.
But the story with this episode is that Dr. Drakken made some kind of dimension hopping device but the dimensions were based on real life TV shows. At least that's what I managed to piece together with the 15 minutes I had to work with.So, as par for the course, Dr. D fucks something up and things get crazy.
One of the dimensions was of the show Queer Eye for the Straight Guy and all the male characters were acting like flamboyant gay men. Seriously, the way they dressed, talked and even the hand motions they used were so funny... because it's a cartoon... on Disney... The out of place-ness of it was comedy genius.
Then Kim got thrown into an Alias dimension complete with a pink haired Syd that Kim ended up fighting. Kim even said something about the wig which I can't remember but it only confirmed the fact that it was an Alias spoof. Totally brilliant.
Then her and Shego end up in a Fear Factor dimension where these two extremely athletic gymnast super heroes who flip and jump off shit all the time are told to do a bungee challenge. The whole dialog in this part sent my Kigo-centric self into squealing bliss because they talked like they know each other better than they know themselves. Which they so do. So in other words, they acted like they were a couple. Which they so are. Add in some knowing/longing glances and you got yourself a gaytastic scene.
The dialog went something like this.
Announcer: (to Kim and Shego) You are nine stories above a busy city street. Does that scare you?
Shego: No.
Kim: Not really.
Shego: Should it?
Announcer: Well yeah because we are talking about a bungee jump! (Kim and Shego look at each other knowingly) Aren't you scared?
Kim: No.
Shego: Are you?
Announcer: Why would I be. . . (Shego picks him up and jumps off the building with him)
Shego: (over the announcer's screams) Here we go, pretty boy!
Kim: Uh! Shego! (jumps after them with a "my girlfriend is so retarded sometimes" look on her face)
Then later they have a huge argument about risking civilian lives, then moments later have rough make-up sex. In my mind.
Mmm... I wish there was a smell for gaytastic. I want a gaytastic scented candle. Or bath salts. I want to bathe in gaytastic. I want to walk into Bath and Body Works and have there be a gaytastic section. Then I could bring in all my cute straight friends and make them sample it and some of the gaytastic would rub off on them, turning them bicurious and then they'd want to make out with me.
Hey, if you're going to dream... dream big.
First off, an Eliza Dushku revelation. Did you know that there is another movie besides Bring It On that features Eliza Dushku in a cheerleading outfit? And that this same movie also features a lengthy montage of her doing a stripper dance while trying on bikinis?
Seriously, wtf?
Yesterday I bought The New Guy because I watched it a long.... long time ago and I just remember liking it and it was only $5. I didn't have any vivid thoughts about it, just a general feeling of unsuckyness. But then I watched it today and holy balls, there's shit in there that I must have left the room and missed it or something because I don't understand how that bikini montage could have completely slipped my mind.
It's really good stuff. Buy it, rent it, steal it, I don't care. Just watch it.
Also, I find it totally wrong that I bought this movie yesterday, watched it today, then as soon as I turn it off, it's playing on TV. This seems to happen to me a lot. And just so we're clear, more than never is a lot and this is at least the 2nd time it's happened.
Second topic, the show Kim Possible is the most subliminally gayest cartoon I've ever watched. I love this show. It's funny as hell which surprised me when I first watched it because I usually don't like anything on the Disney channel. But you can't really go wrong with a show that has a naked mole rat as a character. Roofus and Ron are hilarious. Ron's one-liners are gold.
Anyways, I watched an episode a few days ago where the gaytasticness was flying all over the place. I only caught the last 15 minutes but this one was a Shego episode. Which is awesome since I totally think Shego and Kim are in flove with each other. Kigo 4eva! I feel like punching myself for typing that just now. But I'm not going to. Of course.
See... aren't they cute. And before I forget, there is some really good Kigo fanfics out there. You should give them a read sometime if you think I know what I'm talking about which I'm not entirely convinced that I do most of the time. I'd give you links but I'm lazy and dial-up has seriously eliminated all unnecessary web surfing thus dampening the thrill of the internet. And the internet wasn't that thrilling to begin with.
But the story with this episode is that Dr. Drakken made some kind of dimension hopping device but the dimensions were based on real life TV shows. At least that's what I managed to piece together with the 15 minutes I had to work with.So, as par for the course, Dr. D fucks something up and things get crazy.
One of the dimensions was of the show Queer Eye for the Straight Guy and all the male characters were acting like flamboyant gay men. Seriously, the way they dressed, talked and even the hand motions they used were so funny... because it's a cartoon... on Disney... The out of place-ness of it was comedy genius.
Then Kim got thrown into an Alias dimension complete with a pink haired Syd that Kim ended up fighting. Kim even said something about the wig which I can't remember but it only confirmed the fact that it was an Alias spoof. Totally brilliant.
Then her and Shego end up in a Fear Factor dimension where these two extremely athletic gymnast super heroes who flip and jump off shit all the time are told to do a bungee challenge. The whole dialog in this part sent my Kigo-centric self into squealing bliss because they talked like they know each other better than they know themselves. Which they so do. So in other words, they acted like they were a couple. Which they so are. Add in some knowing/longing glances and you got yourself a gaytastic scene.
The dialog went something like this.
Announcer: (to Kim and Shego) You are nine stories above a busy city street. Does that scare you?
Shego: No.
Kim: Not really.
Shego: Should it?
Announcer: Well yeah because we are talking about a bungee jump! (Kim and Shego look at each other knowingly) Aren't you scared?
Kim: No.
Shego: Are you?
Announcer: Why would I be. . . (Shego picks him up and jumps off the building with him)
Shego: (over the announcer's screams) Here we go, pretty boy!
Kim: Uh! Shego! (jumps after them with a "my girlfriend is so retarded sometimes" look on her face)
Then later they have a huge argument about risking civilian lives, then moments later have rough make-up sex. In my mind.
Mmm... I wish there was a smell for gaytastic. I want a gaytastic scented candle. Or bath salts. I want to bathe in gaytastic. I want to walk into Bath and Body Works and have there be a gaytastic section. Then I could bring in all my cute straight friends and make them sample it and some of the gaytastic would rub off on them, turning them bicurious and then they'd want to make out with me.
Hey, if you're going to dream... dream big.