Weed is good for building muscles?
I have a weird habit of imagining up strange stories and situations about things that might happen. I was washing dishes yesterday, and I suddenly remembered a weird situation that I thought up when I first started T.
Back when it was just a few months after I started, I was developing muscles everywhere from doing the most mundane activities. One day I noticed I was much more muscled after a week of pulling out my garden weeds and scrubbing some pots clean in the kitchen. I envisioned that one day in the future, I would be in a club, and a hot girl would walk up to me to flirt, and this is what would happen.
Girl: (Feeling up my muscles) Oh my, you're so buff! Do you work out often?
Me: Ummm, no, not really, I got these from pulling weed and scrubbing pots.
Girl: Oh is that a new way to say it? I didn't know smoking weed gave you muscles? Is it a new kind of weed?
Me: Uhhh I didn't mean smoking pot. I meant pulling weed in the garden and scrubbing pots in the kitchen.
Girl: *Weird look* Ok, if you insist on sticking to those terms. Is it a new way of doing drugs?
Me: I don't do drugs, I told you I was doing chores, like pulling weed and scrubbing dirty pots!
Girl: (Gives me a dirty look) Fine. You wanna be so specific about your terms, then so be it. You don't have to lie to me! *Stomps Off*
........Yeah, I'm weird.
Back when it was just a few months after I started, I was developing muscles everywhere from doing the most mundane activities. One day I noticed I was much more muscled after a week of pulling out my garden weeds and scrubbing some pots clean in the kitchen. I envisioned that one day in the future, I would be in a club, and a hot girl would walk up to me to flirt, and this is what would happen.
Girl: (Feeling up my muscles) Oh my, you're so buff! Do you work out often?
Me: Ummm, no, not really, I got these from pulling weed and scrubbing pots.
Girl: Oh is that a new way to say it? I didn't know smoking weed gave you muscles? Is it a new kind of weed?
Me: Uhhh I didn't mean smoking pot. I meant pulling weed in the garden and scrubbing pots in the kitchen.
Girl: *Weird look* Ok, if you insist on sticking to those terms. Is it a new way of doing drugs?
Me: I don't do drugs, I told you I was doing chores, like pulling weed and scrubbing dirty pots!
Girl: (Gives me a dirty look) Fine. You wanna be so specific about your terms, then so be it. You don't have to lie to me! *Stomps Off*
........Yeah, I'm weird.