HAHAHA
On the twelfth day of Christmas, zedland sent to me...
Twelve saturns thru-hiking
Eleven starbucks yuengling
Ten binkies a-camping
Nine adventures backpacking
Eight tomboys a-rappelling
Seven beatles a-spelunking
Six sacraments a-crocheting
Five ali-i-i-ias
Four stephen lyons
Three house rabbits
Two star wars
...and a guster in a blessed virgin mary.