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When all you have left is a roll of duct tape, a broken Steely Dan CD, four pounds of Kirkland brand coffee, a stapler, your most cherished action figure, the keys to the vending machines and a half eaten bag of goldfish crackers, how do you intend to fight off the zombie hordes?
It is a scientific fact that the smell of coffee beans keeps zombies at bay. Rubbing one's self in grounds is a good way to avoid detection. Unfortunately, I'm afraid the contents of the vending machine as my only source of food outside the half-eaten bag of fishies will have me slow and lethargic. I would have to eat half of the coffee to stay awake and on the run. Using the CD as a reflector for any rescuers that might be passing in the sky, I'll have to use my stapler to beat on them in melee combat and duct tape to fasten all the vending machine bags together into a shield from zombies.
In the end I'll be swarmed, but they will find me covered in blood, cheezy-poofs and Colombian blend granules. Huzzah!
It is a scientific fact that the smell of coffee beans keeps zombies at bay. Rubbing one's self in grounds is a good way to avoid detection. Unfortunately, I'm afraid the contents of the vending machine as my only source of food outside the half-eaten bag of fishies will have me slow and lethargic. I would have to eat half of the coffee to stay awake and on the run. Using the CD as a reflector for any rescuers that might be passing in the sky, I'll have to use my stapler to beat on them in melee combat and duct tape to fasten all the vending machine bags together into a shield from zombies.
In the end I'll be swarmed, but they will find me covered in blood, cheezy-poofs and Colombian blend granules. Huzzah!