did i ever express how cute i think you are in your nipple ring and white boxers?
i must be one of the most pessimistic people awake right now. sitting here, thinking, i posed the question to my roommate: do you think its love or greed that makes the world go round? she replied greed.. i agreed.
highlights of yesterday:
After a reasonable 9 hours of sleep
I went to my one class for the day
then came back to sleep like no other till 3pm
cleaned my room, so it was immaculate and free from the growing mounds on the floor and closet..
watched some breakers.. shit, as much as i was rock kid, i love hip hop
inaugurated julia's flask with the absolut, then proceeded to drink it on the bus
found my jordan, danced with my jordan until the ho had to go to bed b/c he had his mcat shit in the morn..
mohos dance together, roommate and i "bonding"
by this time roommate was either in the bathroom or dancing with someone else when
i go traipsing through the dark hallway to jordans room to tell him goodnight/err makeout with him
traipse out of dark hallway to realize that i cant open the door because some a-hole is on the other side leaning against it.. so im like trying to push without bang, because i don't want to rewake jordan..
nana opens the door.. shit figures,, i had to pull not push..
by this time, julia, who is waiting for some other guy to show, and i bored-but-not-because-you-tend-not-to-be-when-drunk decide its time to call freud.. drunken mohos on cellphones ensue
freud comes, i feel his breasts.. damn they're hard
after a night of dancing, its time to go home.. continued drunk on the pvta.. back to dorm.. where i throw shit everywhere, a new mound has formed along with an overly loud box the once contained the absolut citron, in which i stepped on and hurt my foot with this morning
and now, in true moho fashion, i shall be in the library all day, because im so awesome!
highlights of yesterday:
After a reasonable 9 hours of sleep
I went to my one class for the day
then came back to sleep like no other till 3pm
cleaned my room, so it was immaculate and free from the growing mounds on the floor and closet..
watched some breakers.. shit, as much as i was rock kid, i love hip hop
inaugurated julia's flask with the absolut, then proceeded to drink it on the bus
found my jordan, danced with my jordan until the ho had to go to bed b/c he had his mcat shit in the morn..
mohos dance together, roommate and i "bonding"
by this time roommate was either in the bathroom or dancing with someone else when
i go traipsing through the dark hallway to jordans room to tell him goodnight/err makeout with him
traipse out of dark hallway to realize that i cant open the door because some a-hole is on the other side leaning against it.. so im like trying to push without bang, because i don't want to rewake jordan..
nana opens the door.. shit figures,, i had to pull not push..
by this time, julia, who is waiting for some other guy to show, and i bored-but-not-because-you-tend-not-to-be-when-drunk decide its time to call freud.. drunken mohos on cellphones ensue
freud comes, i feel his breasts.. damn they're hard
after a night of dancing, its time to go home.. continued drunk on the pvta.. back to dorm.. where i throw shit everywhere, a new mound has formed along with an overly loud box the once contained the absolut citron, in which i stepped on and hurt my foot with this morning
and now, in true moho fashion, i shall be in the library all day, because im so awesome!