How do I know I've been Boyband Brainwashed?
Because I am listening to this awesome new station I found on satellite radio, Yacht Rock, and they are playing "Sailing" by Christopher Cross, and all I can think is that it sounds WRONG, because it REALLY should be five-part harmony.
This painful nostalgia is also fueled by the fact that the other night one of the movie channels showed "Show 'Em What You're Made Of" (Backstreet Boys) and "This is Us" (One Direction), and I watched all of one and half of the other and spent the entire time comparing them and mentally writing a treatise on why Harry Styles will NEVER be half the man AJ McLean is.
This painful nostalgia is also fueled by the fact that the other night one of the movie channels showed "Show 'Em What You're Made Of" (Backstreet Boys) and "This is Us" (One Direction), and I watched all of one and half of the other and spent the entire time comparing them and mentally writing a treatise on why Harry Styles will NEVER be half the man AJ McLean is.