Mother fucker
Today was ridiculous.
I decided to go to McDonalds for lunch because my brothers are playing that monopoly thing and i thought i'd be a nice sister and hopefully bring home something that they didn't have.
so, i'm turning right to get out of the parking lot and my drink spills and i pull up to the turning lane and try and reach for the drink and then there's a clunk and i look up...
"what the fuck!" this guy yells. i idled into the car in front of me. he starts screaming at me and says that it's a company car and it's brand new and blah blah blah. so i just tell him i'm sorry, get out of the car, look at his tail end and there is NO DAMAGE at all. so i ask him if it's okay if i just give him my number and discuss this some other time because i had to get back to work. he gets out his phone and says he's calling the cops.
i start getting pissy and tell him that there's nothing wrong with the car but he won't let off it. so the cops come and ask what happened and i figure this would be a good time to test my acting skills and cry on cue, and i did. and the cops felt really bad for me and they told the guy that they weren't going to give me a ticket because there wasn't any damage and the cop actually started rubbing my back and telling me to relax because i didn't stop crying. it was beautiful. the prick even said he was sorry.
besides that incident today, my week has been pretty decent.
monday - lauren, wes, keith, me - hung out and smoked and went to denny's.
tuesday - keith and me - smoked, went to san marco square and played dominoes in the gazebo and then went to memorial park and smoked some more.
wednesday - keith and me - smoked, went to AMC to saw shaun of the dead again and then went to a park on Park st.
all good times.
valerie, i need your phone number. and address.
meghan and christen. i need your addresses.
there's a lady that i work with at Stenner who sounds similar to beetlejuice. it's creepy.
and i noticed that allen sounds like keanu reeves from bill and ted. and that's funny.
philip, are we still on for sunday afternoon?
I decided to go to McDonalds for lunch because my brothers are playing that monopoly thing and i thought i'd be a nice sister and hopefully bring home something that they didn't have.
so, i'm turning right to get out of the parking lot and my drink spills and i pull up to the turning lane and try and reach for the drink and then there's a clunk and i look up...
"what the fuck!" this guy yells. i idled into the car in front of me. he starts screaming at me and says that it's a company car and it's brand new and blah blah blah. so i just tell him i'm sorry, get out of the car, look at his tail end and there is NO DAMAGE at all. so i ask him if it's okay if i just give him my number and discuss this some other time because i had to get back to work. he gets out his phone and says he's calling the cops.
i start getting pissy and tell him that there's nothing wrong with the car but he won't let off it. so the cops come and ask what happened and i figure this would be a good time to test my acting skills and cry on cue, and i did. and the cops felt really bad for me and they told the guy that they weren't going to give me a ticket because there wasn't any damage and the cop actually started rubbing my back and telling me to relax because i didn't stop crying. it was beautiful. the prick even said he was sorry.
besides that incident today, my week has been pretty decent.
monday - lauren, wes, keith, me - hung out and smoked and went to denny's.
tuesday - keith and me - smoked, went to san marco square and played dominoes in the gazebo and then went to memorial park and smoked some more.
wednesday - keith and me - smoked, went to AMC to saw shaun of the dead again and then went to a park on Park st.
all good times.
valerie, i need your phone number. and address.
meghan and christen. i need your addresses.
there's a lady that i work with at Stenner who sounds similar to beetlejuice. it's creepy.
and i noticed that allen sounds like keanu reeves from bill and ted. and that's funny.
philip, are we still on for sunday afternoon?