new drabbles Starsky&Hutch - Even worse/Now that's weird
I think I've written two firsts with these. My first two crackfic pieces and my first mpreg ones. They were inspired by a drabble from true_brit for the mother challenge on me_and_thee_100. I won't post these two there even though they technically might fit the mother challenge. For better understanding of mine, you should probably read hers first, it's called “What happens on Vega...“.
Thank you so much true_brit for letting me play with your idea, mine are probably not as funny as yours, but I did my best ;)
Author: BellaDonna
Story Title: Even worse
Gen or Slash: gen
Rating: PG-13
Complete or WIP: complete
Category: double drabble, crackfic, mpreg
Disclaimer: The characters don't belong to me, I'm just using them to create a story for fun. No copyright infringement is intended.
Notes: inspired by a now drabble series from true_brit on me_and_thee_100
Even worse
by Belladonna
"I'm ugly, Starsk. I mean, look at me, I'm huge. I look like a hippo."
-"Uh, well you are eating for two so you might have gained a little weight..."
"Are you telling me that I'm fat?"
-"What! No, I mean, I'm just saying that you are bound to have gained a little weight with...whatever it is you have in there. That's all."
"Oh, okay."
-"Phew."
"And I don't have anything to wear, nothing fits me with this. I'm sick and tired of wearing those loose pants and bowling shirts all the time. Do you think somebody's noticed?"
-"I'm sure if they have they are too tactful to even mention it. Besides, you might be setting a new fashion statement there with them, Hutch."
"Alright, but I hope this'll be over soon. I can't even see my dick anymore when I'm peeing. I really miss seeing it. If I couldn't feel it when I'm touching myself, I wouldn't even know it's still there."
-"Well, I can assure you it is still there, don't worry about that, Hutch. It's just that with your bigger belly you're having problems seeing it."
"So you are saying that I'm fat, Starsky!"
-"Oh boy."
Author: BellaDonna
Story Title: Now that's weird, even for him
Gen or Slash: gen
Rating: G
Complete or WIP: complete
Category: triple drabble, crackfic, mpreg
Disclaimer: The characters don't belong to me, I'm just using them to create a story for fun. No copyright infringement is intended.
Notes: companion piece for „Even worse“
Now that's weird, even for him
by Belladonna
"Starsky, for a word."
Starsky spun around at the whispered words to find his captain waving frantically at him, beckoning him to come closer. He stepped into Dobey's office and the other man quickly shut the door.
"Cap'n?" He was understandably confused.
"Is something wrong with your partner?" Dobey asked him with a worried expression on his face and Starsky thought for a moment about it.
"No, everything's fine, Cap'n."
The other man opened the door a little bit, peering outside to watch Hutch sitting on his desk.
"I mean, have you noticed anything odd about him recently?"
Starsky followed his glance towards his partner. The subject of their conversation was currently engrossed in devouring a chocolate candybar followed by some gherkins, completely oblivious of the attention he was getting.
"Can't really say that I have. Why do you ask?" Starsky turned, looking understandably curious.
"Well, he's letting himself go lately and he keeps wearing those ugly bowling shirts. I think he's gained some weight, not that I've really paid attention to what he's wearing or else so wipe that smirk off your face, Starsky!" Dobey sounded a bit flustered and Starsky grinned to himself, still watching his partner eat. Dobey shut the door quickly when Hutch started to turn towards them.
"You can't tell me you didn't notice that he's eating weird things." Dobey demanded in a hushed tone. Maybe Hutch could hear them even through the closed door. Better not to take any chances. "That right now was even weird for him. If I didn't know better, I'd say he's pregnant. But that's impossible, right?"
Starsky looked at the captain with an innocent expression on his face.
"Right. Well if you see Hutch, I wouldn't mention the weight thing. He's gotten a bit sensitive about that, you know."
Thank you so much true_brit for letting me play with your idea, mine are probably not as funny as yours, but I did my best ;)
Author: BellaDonna
Story Title: Even worse
Gen or Slash: gen
Rating: PG-13
Complete or WIP: complete
Category: double drabble, crackfic, mpreg
Disclaimer: The characters don't belong to me, I'm just using them to create a story for fun. No copyright infringement is intended.
Notes: inspired by a now drabble series from true_brit on me_and_thee_100
Even worse
by Belladonna
"I'm ugly, Starsk. I mean, look at me, I'm huge. I look like a hippo."
-"Uh, well you are eating for two so you might have gained a little weight..."
"Are you telling me that I'm fat?"
-"What! No, I mean, I'm just saying that you are bound to have gained a little weight with...whatever it is you have in there. That's all."
"Oh, okay."
-"Phew."
"And I don't have anything to wear, nothing fits me with this. I'm sick and tired of wearing those loose pants and bowling shirts all the time. Do you think somebody's noticed?"
-"I'm sure if they have they are too tactful to even mention it. Besides, you might be setting a new fashion statement there with them, Hutch."
"Alright, but I hope this'll be over soon. I can't even see my dick anymore when I'm peeing. I really miss seeing it. If I couldn't feel it when I'm touching myself, I wouldn't even know it's still there."
-"Well, I can assure you it is still there, don't worry about that, Hutch. It's just that with your bigger belly you're having problems seeing it."
"So you are saying that I'm fat, Starsky!"
-"Oh boy."
Author: BellaDonna
Story Title: Now that's weird, even for him
Gen or Slash: gen
Rating: G
Complete or WIP: complete
Category: triple drabble, crackfic, mpreg
Disclaimer: The characters don't belong to me, I'm just using them to create a story for fun. No copyright infringement is intended.
Notes: companion piece for „Even worse“
Now that's weird, even for him
by Belladonna
"Starsky, for a word."
Starsky spun around at the whispered words to find his captain waving frantically at him, beckoning him to come closer. He stepped into Dobey's office and the other man quickly shut the door.
"Cap'n?" He was understandably confused.
"Is something wrong with your partner?" Dobey asked him with a worried expression on his face and Starsky thought for a moment about it.
"No, everything's fine, Cap'n."
The other man opened the door a little bit, peering outside to watch Hutch sitting on his desk.
"I mean, have you noticed anything odd about him recently?"
Starsky followed his glance towards his partner. The subject of their conversation was currently engrossed in devouring a chocolate candybar followed by some gherkins, completely oblivious of the attention he was getting.
"Can't really say that I have. Why do you ask?" Starsky turned, looking understandably curious.
"Well, he's letting himself go lately and he keeps wearing those ugly bowling shirts. I think he's gained some weight, not that I've really paid attention to what he's wearing or else so wipe that smirk off your face, Starsky!" Dobey sounded a bit flustered and Starsky grinned to himself, still watching his partner eat. Dobey shut the door quickly when Hutch started to turn towards them.
"You can't tell me you didn't notice that he's eating weird things." Dobey demanded in a hushed tone. Maybe Hutch could hear them even through the closed door. Better not to take any chances. "That right now was even weird for him. If I didn't know better, I'd say he's pregnant. But that's impossible, right?"
Starsky looked at the captain with an innocent expression on his face.
"Right. Well if you see Hutch, I wouldn't mention the weight thing. He's gotten a bit sensitive about that, you know."