Halter training

[zebra363]

I put my bad mood to work removing a 2 metre tall, mostly dead bamboo plant outside my house that had become not only an eyesore but also a fire hazard. Three hours of breaking things and swinging an axe and going up and down a hill with a wheelbarrow caused me to feel much better. Outdoor physical labour is a pretty sure remedy for office-based

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[sarren]

Newly shorn? Did I miss a post?

Um, why are you training Zareena to carry small children? Because you can? Or are you preparing for the zombie apocalype?

[cricketk]

How would training Zareena to carry small children be preparation for the zombie apocalypse?

[mr_booboo]

Um, like hello, Cricket. Think about it! *chews gum loudly*

You don't want to be carrying a kid and they run very slowly. So what's easier than whistling llama you prepared earlier and popping the kid on the back and making a run for it to the tank you have hidden in the grain shed.

You are so woefully unprepared. *shakes head*

[zebra363]

Obviously, anyone without a trained llama is woefully unprepared for a zombie apocalypse.

[sarren]

Well, obviously the first thing we're going to do in the event of a zombie apocalypse is head for the hills, specifically, Zebra's place. I'm thinking if we have to abandon that place at the end, it'll be much more convenient to put Bunny on an alpaca.

Obviously.

[zebra363]

They were shorn in October and are pretty fluffy now in comparison!

Because I now have a small nephew and neice and because she has a horizontal back. Cannot resist the thought of somebody getting on a horizontal back.

[sarren]

So, because you can, basically.