China: "Green Pregnant the Life"
Some of these are less readable than I'd like. They looked fine before uploading!
Menus were reliably amusing, if often not appetising. No "unknown fatty intestine rice noodles" for me. Our 4-star hotel in Beijing offered "Rotten Fish".
This one had us asking each other "Have you got your ticket ticket? Ticket?"
Menu on the bullet train from Beijing to Xi'an. I have no idea what the difference is between Men and Women raisins, and was not tempted to order a Milk Lump.
Saving water at Beijing train station.
Indoor swimming pool sign at a hot springs resort. A strong contender for my overall favourite.
Usually the railings do the protecting.
A message from the peacock at Xi'an's Garden Hotel. "...in night maybe you will be disturbed by my scream, hope you will never blame for it, hope you can enjoy my beauty also can put up with some turmoil of me."
I had not the least intention of pouring sewerage or hot water onto the trees.
On the Xi'an old city wall
This one from the Shaanxi History Museum in Xi'an was mostly going well until it wished me distillation.
Don't fall
Menu on my last night. Farm Powder Stains were a high note to end on.
