Scarring Neo

[ze_merovingian]

My partner now sports a fetching M shaped scar on his stomach where his cock will reach every time 'e masturbates in Zion. *hums and sips more champagne at happy days*

*tries to come up with a suitable new name for him as per requested*

And NO, I do not welcome your offspring anywhere NEAR my places, Brown and Maritas! *antiques horror*

Comments

[once_brown]

Perhaps we could lock them in the dungeon while we dined? Rumor has it, it's filled with toys.

[once_brown]

Good source of calcium, dem bones.

[ze_merovingian]

*raises eyebrow quizzically*

...

*dubious look to the side*

Yees. It is.

[once_brown]

Age appropriate I'm sure.

You never mentioned if you did in fact have a microwave after waiting several hours in your driveway with the motor of the minivan running; -nice garden gnomes btw.