Back to the Polls: WWUD?
So, something happened at work the other day that I found to be quite hilarious and for 24 hours could not stop giggling about in spare moments. Immediately after the event IN QUESTION, it overtook me by way of mildly uproarious laughter. However in recounting this I found that others are split on the hilarity attained. I wanted to ask you all, my esteemed readers what your thoughts are on the subject in the form of a poll. If you would please take a moment of your time to read through the following passage and give your opinion or closest provided option to it, I would be grateful.
So I went to punch out for a quick break and ran into my crush's sister in the breakroom where she was having her meal. We had a brief exchange about her decreased usage of the phrase "Oh my god!" ever since we counted thirty seven uses in one day, sometimes uttered to self for no apparent reason. I then turned my back to her to run my time card when the gift of perfect timing came upon me in the form of a welling up of dank flatulance. And just like in the movie Click when Adam Sandler rips one in his boss' face over a meal, I did just that, except she was made fully aware of what happened. It was classic and unexpected and you can bet she dropped the OMG-bomb to that one as well as threatened me with my life. I subsequently went down on one knee and shook my fist by my side like a hockey player who just scored a goal (at least in my old video game they did). In general she is a lot of fun to pick on in a friendly way so I was glad it was her and not my crush or the boss. I prolly would have practiced more restraint. I hope she doesn't have nightmares though. I loudly thanked her later for "being there for me coz it really made my day"
Poll Is this funny and how?
Life goes on at the resaurant and we're all as good of friends as ever. I'm still waiting for her to exact her revenge coz I too shall hope to get a good laugh out of it. We have a lot of fun but take our jobs seriously. A little motto of mine: Keep The Talk Dirty And The Food Clean!
Finally, I leave you all with the reward of a little bet I made with a dear friend and coworker (I miss you Max!)--------------------
Comments on any of this are welcome if I didn't give you a chance to open-endedly express your thoughts within the poll or other material provided.
So I went to punch out for a quick break and ran into my crush's sister in the breakroom where she was having her meal. We had a brief exchange about her decreased usage of the phrase "Oh my god!" ever since we counted thirty seven uses in one day, sometimes uttered to self for no apparent reason. I then turned my back to her to run my time card when the gift of perfect timing came upon me in the form of a welling up of dank flatulance. And just like in the movie Click when Adam Sandler rips one in his boss' face over a meal, I did just that, except she was made fully aware of what happened. It was classic and unexpected and you can bet she dropped the OMG-bomb to that one as well as threatened me with my life. I subsequently went down on one knee and shook my fist by my side like a hockey player who just scored a goal (at least in my old video game they did). In general she is a lot of fun to pick on in a friendly way so I was glad it was her and not my crush or the boss. I prolly would have practiced more restraint. I hope she doesn't have nightmares though. I loudly thanked her later for "being there for me coz it really made my day"
Poll Is this funny and how?
Life goes on at the resaurant and we're all as good of friends as ever. I'm still waiting for her to exact her revenge coz I too shall hope to get a good laugh out of it. We have a lot of fun but take our jobs seriously. A little motto of mine: Keep The Talk Dirty And The Food Clean!
Finally, I leave you all with the reward of a little bet I made with a dear friend and coworker (I miss you Max!)--------------------
Comments on any of this are welcome if I didn't give you a chance to open-endedly express your thoughts within the poll or other material provided.