Changes to Institute When I Become Supreme Overlord
California is pretty good, all things considered, but I would change several things if I had my way.
1. An enormous greenhouse is to be constructed over all of California north of Monterey. This will ensure even growing seasons and the inhabitants will not have to wear jackets when they walk to work in the middle of June.
2. All residents will be required to take a class on Stoicism.
3. In areas where the crime rate is high (most likely measured by thefts per capita), police officers will be encouraged to Do The Rodney as often as possible.
4. Residents will be warned that the BART elevated rail sprays minute metal shavings upon every car in it vicinity.
Also, delicious though it may be, no more brownies topped with Cherry Garcia for midnight snacks for this man. Last night of dreamt of being this guy. Except wearing this. While smoking this. And wielding this. Against these.
I have no idea either.
1. An enormous greenhouse is to be constructed over all of California north of Monterey. This will ensure even growing seasons and the inhabitants will not have to wear jackets when they walk to work in the middle of June.
2. All residents will be required to take a class on Stoicism.
3. In areas where the crime rate is high (most likely measured by thefts per capita), police officers will be encouraged to Do The Rodney as often as possible.
4. Residents will be warned that the BART elevated rail sprays minute metal shavings upon every car in it vicinity.
Also, delicious though it may be, no more brownies topped with Cherry Garcia for midnight snacks for this man. Last night of dreamt of being this guy. Except wearing this. While smoking this. And wielding this. Against these.
I have no idea either.