Fic: Randy NuWho Limericks 2.0
Tra la, it's May!
The lusty month of May ... for just a few more days.
I promised I would do another Limerick Day in May, so I'm squeaking in just under the wire. :D
A lot of us are about to begin a 3-day holiday weekend. Let's get silly and have some fresh talk, before we go!
If you are unfamiliar: This past St. Patrick's Day, I had a day-long limerick-athon on my page (Find it HERE). I wrote a few beforehand, to start things off, but asked that you guys leave me prompts in my "comments" area, to continue. From there, I wrote limericks throughout the day, off the cuff. I was a bit timid when I began, but by the end of the day, I would say I was fairly filthy.
I've since learned my lesson, and will be jumping right in with filth. After all, what is a limerick, if not filthy?
Send Me Prompts! If you post a prompt in my comments area, I'll write one on the fly - tailor-made for you!
Here's what I'm looking for :
- Characters from NuWho - this is where my knowledge is strongest.
- Pairings or Individual Characters - Het, Slash, OT3, Whatever - Ten and a Dalek? K-9 and ... Everybody? Get Creative!
This isn't necessary, but I'd love for you to suggest any of the following, to keep it interesting and Who-specific:
- A location (TARDIS, Game Station, Parallel Universe, Tyler Flat, an elevator, etc.)
- A specific scene, episode or some kind of situation they're in
- An object (Sonic Screwdriver, etc.)
I reserve the right to use creative license with your prompt, but promise to stick as close to your suggestion as possible.
At the end of the day, I'll gather up all of the limericks I write under your comments, add them to the original post and give you credit for the prompt. Fun, right?
** I've received several prompts already, and I'm going to continue to work on those throughout the day, as well. If it seems I get too swamped, I'll carry on through the weekend and keep updating.
Let's Kick Things Off, Shall We?
1. Instigator: jessalrynn
Prompts: "Hooray, Hooray it's the first of May, Outdoor fucking starts today!" and Ianto and Tribbles for a bonus.
Fluff and Nature make Ianto’s cock wibble
Throw in Star Trek? He’s ready to dribble
Hooray, the First of May!
Outdoor fucks start today!
So he bent and inserted his Tribble
2. Instigator: jessalrynn
Prompt: Master/Lucy having a "charming" marital spat . Yes, he's comes off as a bit of a prick in this one, but, um, it's the Master.
‘Do you look nice?’ No, you are a disgrace!
You’re a Saxon, Dear - remember your place
Now, take off that red dress
Luce, I must true confess
Your twat’s prettier when wearing my face
3. Instigator: kilodalton
Prompt: Randy Nine and Jabe, from The End of the World
Say, Jabe, Time Lords have this little trick
For Tree-Girl Sex that’s really quite slick
Split her bark and he pushed
Into Jabe’s burning bush
Only prob now’s he’s got Splinter!Dick
4. Instigator: irrealia
Prompt: Rose and the Joys of Auton Lovers
Rose’s dildo is acting quite spastic
Could it be it’s made with Auton plastic?
Don’t just sit there and watch
Get this out of my crotch
Doc’s no help, all he says is, Fantastic!
5 Instigator: emraldeyedauter (I still owe you the Camelot one!)
Prompt: Just the word Raxicoricofallapatorious. That's a toughy, and this limerick is quite disgusting. Then again, the flatulent Slitheen are pretty disgusting, so you can hardly blame me ...
Though you might think that it is uproarious
Blon’s sex life is smelly but so glorious
Gaseous orgasms she flouts
Fart-comes HARD if she shouts:
Raxicoricofallapatorious!
6. Instigator: von_gelmini
Prompt: Simms!Master/Ten and "Dead" Dalek Parts
When e’re the Master and Ten have a date
Cosplay is a fun way to masturbate
Dalek suction’s the best
As the boys can attest
Plunging cocks will make them ejaculate EXTERMINATE!
7. Instigator: flyninthetardis
Prompt: Ten/Jackie and a pair of handcuffs, in the Tyler flat
Jackie Tyler, I don’t mean to smother
But these handcuffs belong to another
Got ‘em from Rose’s room
Thought you might like to “zoom?”
Ten shrugged, saying, “Like Daughter, like Mother”
8. Instigator: bloose09
Prompt: I mention the use of Q-Tips in my new multi-part drabble, "Cut-Ups." Bloose suggested that Q-Tips could never be sexy ... so there's my prompt: Make Q-Tips Sexy
His Q-Tip Play can always draw sighs
‘Tween her breasts, down her belly, her thighs
Doc, Please put down the cotton
You swore you’d shag me rotten
’S all it took to make Time!Cock arise
9. Instigator: beachy_geek
Prompt: Ten, Donna, Bumming
The Doctor and Donna love bumming
S’what keeps their relationship humming
Ten said, “This feels quite right!
So deliciously tight,
Your strap-on’s so big … ohh, I’m coming!”
10. Instigator: bratflorida
Prompt: Nine, his TARDIS wife and the song, "Talk Dirty to Me"
When Nine gets the smut talk just right
She hums, blinks and whirs with delight
TARDIS mind-sex’s the hottest
That ship’s filth sure ain’t modest
S’why Doc humps the console all night
11. Instigator: psyfi_geekgirl
Prompt: Ten/Twelve/Rose OT3
A/N: Twelve? Did she say, Twelve? Oh, YESSS!
What am I doing when I'm not writing limericks? Why, I'm reading psyfi_geekgirl 's AMAZING fic, The Girl in the Mirror. Click HERE to go catch up with me, N O W. I'll make us coffee cake and we can talk about plot points and make pithy remarks and oh, have I mentioned how epic this story is?? It's my new crack - go get yourself some, too! :D
With a Ten, Twelve and Rose OT3
Vortex!Life is one madcap sex-spree
With Ten’s cock up her duff
And her mouth on Twelve’s muff
Rose might orgasm just from the SQUEE!
Here's another one, but just Ten/Twelve
Twelve gets a timey-wimey sensation
Lusting for her Tenth Regeneration
She has Ten’s full compliance
And helped by Time Lord Science
They share lots of Paradox masturbation
12. Instigator: sapphire_child
Prompt: JE-team TARDIS orgy
For years, wielding nothing but discretion
The wanting had built to near-obsession
Hugging no longer enough
They all stripped down to the buff
Doc yelled, “TARDIS Key Party’s in session!”
Get the picture? Let's keep going!
Hope to hear from you - Cheers!
- Zazie