hit a all new low of sorts

[zayev]

so today when i was driving home from work.....i kinda fell asleep at the wheel...with my eyes open. i didn't even realize the transition to the dreamworld until i hit the grated grooves on the side of the road set there for drivers that fall asleep at the wheel. they are innovative i must say. most of that has to do with the piece of crap

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[crtnshdofgreen0]

i hate you

do not tell me such stories
because it worries me... terribly

GET SOME MUHFUGGIN SLEEP BITCH

[zayev]

haha it happened again today, but i didnt roll over the thingy. i think that at a certain time of day and a certain temperature in the van causes me to want to fall asleep. i stopped myself from dreaming today. haha i was like "avoid the spaceship...spaceship no good...need to stay in van" it was funny cuause i was doing like 85 this time so i could have died hahahahahaha