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MStutts and I were walking through Target this weekend when we spotted a bottle of Fabuloso laundry detergent. Matt thought it sounded like a good spell for any gay wizards that might exist in Harry Potter's world. I invision the spell working at three different levels:
- Novice - A first year wizard should be able to produce a shower of glitter with a flick of his wand and a shout of "fabuloso!"
- Junior - By graduation, the more advanced wizard will be able to either turn objects, animals, and people pink or stud them with rhinestones.
- Senior - The advanced wizard will be able to accomplish a "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" makeover in the blink of a queer eye. Voldermort might be a tough one to tackle, but in the hands of the right wizard, "He Who Must Not Be Named" might be turned into a lizard skin duffel bag.