I would love to own a shredder, I think I would take pleasure in the destruction of something so helpless, so lifeless and numb. I like the whirring sound they make as it meticulously slices the paper into strips. Of course, after all was said and done I would recycle in order to keep up with my SHREDDING ADDICTION.
After the shredder I think I would like to get a wood chipper and move onto bigger and better things.My next prey will be those who will beg for mercy.
Call me sadistic, but I know you won't because I am certain we've all been there.
FEET FIRST
The sand is still shifting but we're getting somewhere. There is promise in the wind's breath. It whispers plenty of dreams that inspire me. Yet, I do not seem to have any self-discipline to use an outlet. So, you see...
I have a lot of love for this boy. It travels faster than the speed of light reaching distances of unimaginable length.
Dee, we plan to save money to visit you & ride the coasters like real women that rock. The rock that blows-eyes-out-of-sockets. <3 Too much love for you, girly. Oops, there can never be too much of that.
Have a great weekend
My 420 was off the sheezy. WHA!? Just joshing. But I did have a great time with Cheebs and Ace, and their group of friends. There was a keg, a hookah, a tent, a guy waving fire around and best of all...smokes. I woke up to a shitty Friday with absolutely no pot and no money and of course Chibi, like the mischievous devil she is, had other plans in mind for us. Adore that girl. And like a lame too-drunk-to-do-anything pothead I didn't take any pictures.
Now there are some shrooms sitting in my house for tomorrow. Gonna make some tea.
CAPTION: Dirty mouth? Chew it over with doG.