Would you like a high with those fries?

May 16, 2007 10:05

Whenever I need a pick-me-up, I read A Violently Executed Blog.

Why?

Because aclipscomb always manages to find stuff like this:

We realize that you have to disguise your stash when you go to work, but hiding your pipe, marijuana and lighter in a happy meal box is a dangerous idea. Why?

You might hand your stash right out the drive through window. That's what one McDonald's employee in Ottawa, Illinois did, and as you might imagine, everyone-even the police chief - is laughing at him. The employee is a 17 year-old high school senior, he's been arrested and charged with possession of marijuana and drug paraphernalia.

Adam, I'm disappointed that you missed the obvious "Munchies Problem Solved!!" joke, though. :D


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