You know what I hate?
I hate it when people wear their trousers so low that it looks silly.
See I don't mind when you can see a glimpse of their boxers or even a bit of bum.
Yesterday I saw this tall and skinny kid walking with his trousers extremely low. "How low?" His jeans started where his boxers ended... ( I'll give you a moment to create the mental image )
Normally I ignore people who make themselves look like an arse but this time I was quite intrigued and started to think about it.
"How is he able to walk?", "How does he keep his trousers up?", "What are the benefits?" and "WHY?" were the questions coming to my mind.
How is he able to walk? He did pretty fine when I saw him. It wasn't fast but he did make progress. I guess these trousers are extra wide on the top otherwise it would be impossible. Then again he was really skinny. Maybe that's why he wears them so low. They keep sliding down. His bum couldn't fill any trousers. He's probably one of those freaks of nature who's double jointed.
How does he keep his trousers up? A magnetic field? Is the belt resting on his basket? I thought that he had a belt in his boxers instead of an elastic band and garters running between his jeans and his boxers. This kid had a different solution. He had one belt going through just the front of his trousers and the rest round his hips and there was another belt he wore as it should be.
What are the benefits? Limitless if you ask me! There is enough room to put a laptop down your trousers. Some people are waiting for even smaller notebooks. That wouldn't be necessary any more if you wear your trousers like this. You could put a bag of popcorn, crisps, big bottle of coke and some wine-gums down there and walk into the theater without being checked! (This would bring new meaning to the term 'package'.) They won't ask you to lower your trousers to see if you were hiding anything. But then they need to buy special detectors like they have at the airport to see if you were smuggling any food inside. "Excuse me, sir. But I see you are hiding a candy bar in your underwear. What? Oh I'm so sorry!" This would be unfair to the people who wear their jeans as they should. So maybe create two lines in the theater? One for regular people and one for people who are wearing their jeans ridiculous low. Maybe it could even function as a parachute if those garters are strong enough? Just hang upside down. You could use the leg part of the trousers to steer while in the air.
Why? : Is it a statement against the fashion industry? Do people really think this is cool? No... the philosophy behind this is rather simple if you think about it. These people are so ugly that they have to show their ass to get a chance for a girl. "Geez! Like OMG that guy is so fecking ugly and -- OMG! But 'is boxers are Hugo Boss and that hairy black caterpillar crawling down totally does it for me."
Please don't wear your trousers to low and if you do make sure you are wearing clean underwear. A couple of inches is fine.
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