hawaii numero 20
Well, my initial thought was ‘ooh it’s Danno banging for some late night sex’ but sadly it is a swamp monster trying to get inside for his ex-wife and kids. What the actual fuck is on his face?
But the writers actually read my mind because we move over to the McGarrett home and sitting inside is Danno. Banging for sex indeed.
But actually the writers are fucking with me, cause apparently Steve has up and fucked off to Japan without telling his boifran. Boo!
Danny is boifran-angsting because Steve hasn’t called in a week to say he’s okay. They are totally married. Chin looks like he couldn’t give two fucks.
They get called away to deal with the swamp monster who apparently had some fucked up small pox which, as a medkid, freaks me the fuck out. Max is in a yellow suit, but later on, I’m totally digging his plaid shirt. Macrobleb gets me there ;)
Well that’s just brilliant, the entire island could be infected.
They visit the isolation ward and apparently the dude gets a bit whacked out every now and then and drinks a fuckload. Danny and Chin go check out his hotel room where Chin says the best thing ever ‘doesn’t exactly look like a dark place of despair’. Hahahaha.
They find some shit and do some plot shit and then go to find Ken Tanner.
Danno, like every other medical student at some stage, is a hypochondriac. Literal same, Danno, literal same.
Kono finds a whole bag of shit, so whoo.
Chin is on fire this week. ‘Is it a boy, is he cute? Wassup, you got dat glow.’ Hahahah, oh brill. So brill.
They do some more plot shit and find this dude and call up NCIS and like where the fuck is my Steve?
NCIS dudes are actually pretty sweet. Danno has the most terrible conversation I’ve ever heard.
“They tried to kill my whole family”
“Oh, well that happens”. Good one Danno, good one.
He also names his car, Car, so the other dude vows to find a name whilst calling shotgun.
They go to find these guys on Sand Island and we have the prerequisite car chase. I’m slightly bored, but not quite. I just want my Steve.
But the dude and Danno have something close to a cargument so I’m satisfied. Goddamn SEALs and their backseat driving.
Turns out the dude isn’t in the car that goes over the hill, but they go back to find a horrible terrible set up of three men dead with small pox and bullet holes. Medical freaking nightmare. Danno is having a quiet panic attack, and to deal with that, he decides to emulate his boifran and set the rule book on fire. We can tell you miss him, Danno :) it’s adorbs.
Wow, Danno is vaguely scary when he’s missing his Steve. He threatens the guy with what turns out to be Vitamin B12 (HA) to get the info. Still not as good as the shark cage, but quite impressive. No doubt he’ll tell Steve about it later on in hope of a sex reward.
Well, that was a monumental cock-up, wasn’t it boys? I’ll put that down as a near complete failure.
Ahh, we’re back on track now though. Blue shirt guy goes all zen and shit to find the bad guy while Kono basically says fuq da police and shoots the bodyguard in the back. Blue guy shoots the fuck out of the bad guy and finds all the small pox shit.
Oh I’m totally digging the NCIS bromance. Makes me miss McDanno even more. They have six minutes to give me my Steve back.
I love Kamekona and his food. I want him to feed me. They have a bonding moment and name Danny’s car Winnifred which is the worst name ever. I’m down for Misty the stripper.
His phone rings. PLEASE LET IT BE STEVE BB. But it’s Kono.
Uh oh. Turns out the bad guys got double crossed by the super bad doctor. Fuck me. And he’s on a plane to Los Angeles and the show is to be continued.
WHERE WAS STEVE?
Not a bad episode, but I live for fangirl moments, so yeah.
But the writers actually read my mind because we move over to the McGarrett home and sitting inside is Danno. Banging for sex indeed.
But actually the writers are fucking with me, cause apparently Steve has up and fucked off to Japan without telling his boifran. Boo!
Danny is boifran-angsting because Steve hasn’t called in a week to say he’s okay. They are totally married. Chin looks like he couldn’t give two fucks.
They get called away to deal with the swamp monster who apparently had some fucked up small pox which, as a medkid, freaks me the fuck out. Max is in a yellow suit, but later on, I’m totally digging his plaid shirt. Macrobleb gets me there ;)
Well that’s just brilliant, the entire island could be infected.
They visit the isolation ward and apparently the dude gets a bit whacked out every now and then and drinks a fuckload. Danny and Chin go check out his hotel room where Chin says the best thing ever ‘doesn’t exactly look like a dark place of despair’. Hahahaha.
They find some shit and do some plot shit and then go to find Ken Tanner.
Danno, like every other medical student at some stage, is a hypochondriac. Literal same, Danno, literal same.
Kono finds a whole bag of shit, so whoo.
Chin is on fire this week. ‘Is it a boy, is he cute? Wassup, you got dat glow.’ Hahahah, oh brill. So brill.
They do some more plot shit and find this dude and call up NCIS and like where the fuck is my Steve?
NCIS dudes are actually pretty sweet. Danno has the most terrible conversation I’ve ever heard.
“They tried to kill my whole family”
“Oh, well that happens”. Good one Danno, good one.
He also names his car, Car, so the other dude vows to find a name whilst calling shotgun.
They go to find these guys on Sand Island and we have the prerequisite car chase. I’m slightly bored, but not quite. I just want my Steve.
But the dude and Danno have something close to a cargument so I’m satisfied. Goddamn SEALs and their backseat driving.
Turns out the dude isn’t in the car that goes over the hill, but they go back to find a horrible terrible set up of three men dead with small pox and bullet holes. Medical freaking nightmare. Danno is having a quiet panic attack, and to deal with that, he decides to emulate his boifran and set the rule book on fire. We can tell you miss him, Danno :) it’s adorbs.
Wow, Danno is vaguely scary when he’s missing his Steve. He threatens the guy with what turns out to be Vitamin B12 (HA) to get the info. Still not as good as the shark cage, but quite impressive. No doubt he’ll tell Steve about it later on in hope of a sex reward.
Well, that was a monumental cock-up, wasn’t it boys? I’ll put that down as a near complete failure.
Ahh, we’re back on track now though. Blue shirt guy goes all zen and shit to find the bad guy while Kono basically says fuq da police and shoots the bodyguard in the back. Blue guy shoots the fuck out of the bad guy and finds all the small pox shit.
Oh I’m totally digging the NCIS bromance. Makes me miss McDanno even more. They have six minutes to give me my Steve back.
I love Kamekona and his food. I want him to feed me. They have a bonding moment and name Danny’s car Winnifred which is the worst name ever. I’m down for Misty the stripper.
His phone rings. PLEASE LET IT BE STEVE BB. But it’s Kono.
Uh oh. Turns out the bad guys got double crossed by the super bad doctor. Fuck me. And he’s on a plane to Los Angeles and the show is to be continued.
WHERE WAS STEVE?
Not a bad episode, but I live for fangirl moments, so yeah.