hawaii numero 18
Hawaii five-0
Some wanker gets blown up. I don’t blame whoever did it. I loathe radio jock dickheads.
SHIRTLESS DANNY, HELLO! Whoo, excellent episode so far. And Grace is so adorable, I was legit waiting for Danny to like shoot that little boy with a blowdart for talking to Gracie.
I am pissing myself laughing. HE IS EVIL, I am like waiting for the Imperial Death March to start playing. Danno, you are adorbs.
Steve’s eyes look really attractive with that shirt, and he even asks Danny if he wants to talk about it, awww. Guy got blown up so they interrogate the other guy and Max comes running up screaming ‘the body’s gone’. I’m not gonna lie, when he first said it’s gone, I was expecting him to come out with Star Trek action figurines or something.
Steve is being madman behind the wheel while his flaming boifran freaks the fuck out, with Max the third wheel screaming to go faster goddamnit. Kono, the goddess, chimes in (Danno interrupting purely to say the words vehicular manslaughter which makes me piss myself) saying some fans stole the body. That is so unbelievably messed up.
Max is unbelievably happy that the body is ‘ok’. Danno rightfully chimes in with ‘you mean besides the fact that he’s dead, right Max?’ Never change Danno, never. Your snark is amazing.
Oh my god, another cargument/boifran moment/adorable talk. Steve is all like ‘tell me about your feelings so that we can manly work this out’ cause Danno is like sweating daddy angst right now. Danno accuses him of giving him the look, I fucking love the look. Danno is actually insane and I would be concerned right now, but Steve just looks adorably at him and keeps driving. So glad I don’t have a father.
They go searching for this ex-cop who has the wankiest shittest accent of life. They talk shit at each other before seeing if they can put their guns down at the same time, like in the very first ep between Steve and Danny with the badges. Good times. Guys a wanker but Danno is there to protect his boifran. Whooo!
Steve’s face when Danny gets called muscles. Absolute gold.
Yes wanker, they do talk telepathically. It’s boifran speak. Get with the program.
I just love the names this guy comes out with. Hairdo, muscles, stupid, Sherlocks. Brilliant. This is hilarious, I love how much he mocks them and their faces in this scene. And now Steve’s hearing things.
Can the entire show just be these three snarking at each other? Wanker has got another dude locked in a chumbox cause he thinks he’s a suspect. Danno makes jail jokes while the wanker really appreciates how concerned they are for his health and safety. This episode is fucking gold, I cannot stop laughing.
Kamekona is always the guy, and there is indeed enough of him to go around. They continue snarking.
Steve is now muscles, much to his absolute delight, while he destroys some lovely vegetables. They have a suspect, whoo!
Crazy bitch reckons Doug is capable of murder and lo and behold, our favourite boys are in the jungle again. Yay!
Plot stuff. Brandy’s husband’s ex con partner did it. whatevs!
Rant sesh! You don’t fucking give your daughter away, I hate that patriarchal wankfestshitheapslutcuntmotherfucking wank. Your daughter is her own fucking person, and she can do what she fucking pleases. Fathers do not own their daughter’s sexuality, their daughter’s own their own sexuality and this shit pisses me the fuck off. Rant over.
Steve the super gay boifran is there to remind Danny that he needs to maintain the health of his feet. How adorbs! They sit there with their feet up, looking for all the world like a married couple. Wanker whose name I still don’t know, but who has totally grown on me, brings pizza and attempts to ‘domesticate’ Steve. Danno calls him an animal, but we all know he likes it that way. Wanker offers them couples counselling as far as my fangirl ears heard.
And oh my fucking god, he actually legit just said marriage counsellor. This is fucking amazing. Another tick in the Steve and Danny are married box. I love this show and I love these boifrans!
Fucking amazing fucking incredible fucking super boifran episode. I bloody loved it!
Some wanker gets blown up. I don’t blame whoever did it. I loathe radio jock dickheads.
SHIRTLESS DANNY, HELLO! Whoo, excellent episode so far. And Grace is so adorable, I was legit waiting for Danny to like shoot that little boy with a blowdart for talking to Gracie.
I am pissing myself laughing. HE IS EVIL, I am like waiting for the Imperial Death March to start playing. Danno, you are adorbs.
Steve’s eyes look really attractive with that shirt, and he even asks Danny if he wants to talk about it, awww. Guy got blown up so they interrogate the other guy and Max comes running up screaming ‘the body’s gone’. I’m not gonna lie, when he first said it’s gone, I was expecting him to come out with Star Trek action figurines or something.
Steve is being madman behind the wheel while his flaming boifran freaks the fuck out, with Max the third wheel screaming to go faster goddamnit. Kono, the goddess, chimes in (Danno interrupting purely to say the words vehicular manslaughter which makes me piss myself) saying some fans stole the body. That is so unbelievably messed up.
Max is unbelievably happy that the body is ‘ok’. Danno rightfully chimes in with ‘you mean besides the fact that he’s dead, right Max?’ Never change Danno, never. Your snark is amazing.
Oh my god, another cargument/boifran moment/adorable talk. Steve is all like ‘tell me about your feelings so that we can manly work this out’ cause Danno is like sweating daddy angst right now. Danno accuses him of giving him the look, I fucking love the look. Danno is actually insane and I would be concerned right now, but Steve just looks adorably at him and keeps driving. So glad I don’t have a father.
They go searching for this ex-cop who has the wankiest shittest accent of life. They talk shit at each other before seeing if they can put their guns down at the same time, like in the very first ep between Steve and Danny with the badges. Good times. Guys a wanker but Danno is there to protect his boifran. Whooo!
Steve’s face when Danny gets called muscles. Absolute gold.
Yes wanker, they do talk telepathically. It’s boifran speak. Get with the program.
I just love the names this guy comes out with. Hairdo, muscles, stupid, Sherlocks. Brilliant. This is hilarious, I love how much he mocks them and their faces in this scene. And now Steve’s hearing things.
Can the entire show just be these three snarking at each other? Wanker has got another dude locked in a chumbox cause he thinks he’s a suspect. Danno makes jail jokes while the wanker really appreciates how concerned they are for his health and safety. This episode is fucking gold, I cannot stop laughing.
Kamekona is always the guy, and there is indeed enough of him to go around. They continue snarking.
Steve is now muscles, much to his absolute delight, while he destroys some lovely vegetables. They have a suspect, whoo!
Crazy bitch reckons Doug is capable of murder and lo and behold, our favourite boys are in the jungle again. Yay!
Plot stuff. Brandy’s husband’s ex con partner did it. whatevs!
Rant sesh! You don’t fucking give your daughter away, I hate that patriarchal wankfestshitheapslutcuntmotherfucking wank. Your daughter is her own fucking person, and she can do what she fucking pleases. Fathers do not own their daughter’s sexuality, their daughter’s own their own sexuality and this shit pisses me the fuck off. Rant over.
Steve the super gay boifran is there to remind Danny that he needs to maintain the health of his feet. How adorbs! They sit there with their feet up, looking for all the world like a married couple. Wanker whose name I still don’t know, but who has totally grown on me, brings pizza and attempts to ‘domesticate’ Steve. Danno calls him an animal, but we all know he likes it that way. Wanker offers them couples counselling as far as my fangirl ears heard.
And oh my fucking god, he actually legit just said marriage counsellor. This is fucking amazing. Another tick in the Steve and Danny are married box. I love this show and I love these boifrans!
Fucking amazing fucking incredible fucking super boifran episode. I bloody loved it!