hawaii numero 15
Dear lord, hasn’t it been forever since the last episode? I’m about to start university, whoo.
Ooh dead guy in the toilets, and cue theme music. I’ve missed this a lot.
Oh I’m sorry, I just threw up worse than I did last Saturday night when I tried to shag a 28 year old electrician. It’s Lori’s fucking face and she’s running with Steve bloody McGarrett and I’m already off this episode.
On the plus side, sweaty McGarrett. He better take his shirt off to make me feel better.
Umm fuck off she was shot put champion. No one that stick thin is ever shot put champion. Like, they’re just not. Also, she runs stupid. But Steve is pretty.
I’m laughing, I’m laughing a lot. Oh, I so hope it’s broken.
“Can you put any weight on it..(because I majorly fucking don’t wanna have to carry ya sorry ass down these stairs)? Subtext is gold. Omg Steve’s face and his arms. I’m frothing something good right now.
Well, at least he didn’t get in the ambulance with her. Now, I’d like to see Danny’s face kthnx.
Sad face, Danny has enough suck at the moment. Can we give him something happy please?
Oh, and Danno’s desk is adorable. Oh, we had a tiny two second Steve concerned stare at Danny there. Bit cute.
A minor sprain? And she has a fucking ginormous black boot thingo on it? Fuck me, I had a major sprain and flakes off my bone and all I got was a fucking pathetic bandage and crutches for two weeks. LOL toughen up America. Aussies do it better.
‘Danny and I..’ Thank you, thank you thank you thank you. Please can you boys go and do something cute and crazy and have a cargument and just do something remotely slashy for me.
Yeah, chase that moron. Jump over those balconies. Shoulder barge him into the pool. This is more like it. I wanna smell your testosterone. Now fight each other and let us watch.
Oh look, there’s the crazy I asked for. Now for the cute and the cargument.
Ah the interrogation room, source of so many of my McDanno fantasies. Its something to do with the lighting, I reckon.
I don’t like her but I did laugh at Steve’s face when he said ‘I carried you down a mountain’. Oh what I would give for him to carry me down a mountain.
Not to interrupt the plot or anything, but god Steve is fucking sexy and pretty. Like him with a gun is just an orgasm waiting to happen.
FFUUUUUUCCCKKKKKK, not little Gracie. OMG my heart just fucking jumped into my mouth. Fuck Steve, go do something heroic and save your boifran’s daughter.
Fucking pedo creeper motherfucker. Yeah, good one dickhead tennis coach. Ughhhh it’s okay. No wanker, it’s not okay. This guy screams pedo.
Oh you sick fucker. The wrath of Danno and Steve is fucking going to rain down on you and you are fucking going to burn. I feel quite strongly about this.
Ahh, this is horrible. But Steve has the Determinator face on. I hope we get a hug or some light contact or something once they’ve saved the day.
Oh and that voicemail message just stabbed my pretty black heart. Danny deserves someone to love him, he’s such a generous and loving person and just the nicest most caring boifran. And he’s fictitious and I’m certifiably insane. But still, my point stands.
Oh I am sick of fucking fathers having a bitch about their children not talking to them when they are the ones who fucked up. I disowned my father and he bitches about it and continually texts me like it’s not his fault that he didn’t protect me from all that stuff that people don’t need to know about, that he emotionally abused me for years. Like fuck off yeah, grow the fuck up and take responsibility for what an absolute cunt you are. God fuck me, please no-one read this ever hey. I’m fucking sorry, normally my reviews are lolworthy and retarded. This episode is majorly depressing and shit. Like its good and everything, its probably the best ep we’ve had in ages, but its depressing hey. Sorry sorry sorry.
WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK. DANNO JUST SHOT STAN. WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING? OMG. This is the worst ep of all time.
Now Steve is just running crazy everywhere trying to stop Danno from shooting the whole town up. Cause he would do that to get his little girl back.
I’m actually crying now, omg. And Steve just staring at Danny is adorable and this whole scene is heart stabby.
Well fuck me. That wasn’t a very fun episode at all. Hopefully next week is a bit more light hearted or something.