~Bronze - Zetsuai since 1989: I'M NOT OVERREACTING WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT
Hey, let's do another one of these! Since it's been a while, haha. Anyway, a while back I made fun of a ridiculous 80's anime called Zetsuai, but did you know there was a sequel? It's called Zetsuai Bronze, or Bronze: Zetsuai, or After Zetsuai 1989 Bronze or something whatever the word Bronze is involved, that's all that matters. Anyway I'm sure
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Everyone turned into Slendermen the end
Dude, what is with the nipples = tiny love switches thing in yaoi? It's in every K. Haruka doujinshi I have and it's the exact same thing, so much as a LOOK at them and immediately the other guy stops all argument and becomes a mewling uke. Even "I will break your arm if you suggest I can't" Vincent. What kind of voodoo magic IS this? I mean, sure, nipples are great, but I'm pretty sure they don't shut down brain function, do they?
Okay, I apparently assumed brain function was a thing too soon, sorry.
And yet you have such an abundance of all of these things
Things you always suspected but never knew for sure about David Bowie
The giraffe running wild on the savannah is truly a sight to behold
oh God the breathless HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA noise I am making
yes let's just rattle the car crash victim around by the neck as much as possible
gg team
good thing they didn't have to shave his ~luscious locks~ to y'know work on that massive head injury or something
When you try to play that trick where you make someone hit themselves by asking if their hand is bigger than their face, semes just respond "Yes, yes it is" and start weeping mercury tears.
EVERYBODY LOOK LEFT
EVERYBODY LOOK RIGHT
EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK I'M
CHEWING THE SCENERY INCLUDING THE SPOTLIIIIIIGHT
BLOWJOB SOLO
This is a real product that was made by people and sold for real money. People were paid to draw this and people paid to watch it. I just want you to keep that in mind.
I'm not gonna lie, remembering how hard it was to find yaoi in like 2001, I can only imagine what it was like in 1990. Times're tough, people will go for any port in a storm. And by port I mean butts that are never even shown to exist.
Man, the old days before Google when butts were a triumph
How did we survive
AND NOTHING WAS RESOLVED AND THEY NEVER HAD SATISFYING SEX EXCEPT AS ANGELS THE END
I love these so much augh
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hahahaha man it didn't even occur to me shaking him after his accident but WAY TO GO GUYS
MY FAVORITE PART IS THE BLOWJOB SOLO
ah dang that's true, it's not like you had a lot of options back then. STILL
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