~More Haru wo Daite Ita: We're not porn stars anymore! Maybe.
SINCE I HAVEN'T DONE ONE OF THESE IN A WHILE
Anyway you may remember Jack and Iwaki from our previous installment, where being a porn star is great and there was cousin-screwing and Jack broke into Iwaki's apartment and moved all his stuff there when he wasn't looking. WHAT HAVE THESE TWO SCAMPS BEEN UP TO SINCE THEN? WILL SOMEONE HAVE THROWN A MONKEY WRENCH INTO THEIR CLANDESTINE LOVE AFFAIR?
Click onwards and see. Oh yeah, probably not safe for work but it's not that bad, all things considered. SOME NUDENESS THOUGH.
Also contains one of the most awesome screencaps I've ever taken.
I'm glad I bought that fisheye lens for my camera.
FOOOOOOCUS, FOOOOOOOCUS
Jack what are you up to
PRESSING DOWN THE CAMERA BUTTON WAS JUST TOO HARD
THEY WERE SO FAST
is that a bird up there
Lets go to Iwaki for all the news.
As usual it is a >:| day, with occasional spots of >:(. Back to you Tom
I remember you three images! Back for another rousing round of flashcards I see.
kiss kiss window
Credits are the same, nothing of note there.
Just like it's raining in Iwaki's heart.
HELP SOMETHING'S SMOTHERING ME
OH GOOOOOOOOD
that was wonderful, was it good for you too
om nom fingers om nom
woah what was i doing
>:( is what i have to say, all day every day
woman's land, tee hee
FLASHBACK!
seems a safe guess given you're angry like 90% of the time
WHAT GAVE YOU THAT IMPRESSION
Since you started sleeping with some chick? Just throwing that out there.
AAAAAAAAAAA
That you wouldn't cheat on me, yeah
I HAVEN'T GIVEN YOU AN EXPLANATION OR ANYTHING YET FOR WHAT HAPPENED BUT BELIEVE ME!!!
believe in my... ability to cheat on you and get caught?
IT'S OVER, JACK
oh is that how it is
THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT JACK
darn it this was my good shirt, you're paying for that
that's always nice to hear in a relationship
I'm almost positive this is the same footage of this from the first part.
Let me just shove these bananafingers in here, there we go.
well there were pictures jack
and you haven't given me any explanation
you're just kind of raping me
that about sums it up
look could you not
GOD WHAT DO I PAY YOU FOR
oh yeah that's real attractive thanks
let go of my sausages you fiend
Looks like fun.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
shan't
I wish there was a way I could convey how weakly Iwaki pushes this off the bed. It is the feeblest push ever.
RAAAAAAAAIN POOOOOOOOOOOURS DOOOOOOOOOOOOWN
Iwaki since when do you smoke... white filtered cigarettes?
Actually I think Jack's doing the clinging but hey
Iwaki you didn't finish your previous thought honey
Dropped from a high shelf, and where will all the king's men be then?
Leaving mud everywhere I SAID WIPE YOUR SHOES GOD
Well that was quick.
YES SIR MR PRESIDENT
All female audience again.
Yeah you really look troubled.
I PROBABLY COULD HAVE EXPLAINED INSTEAD OF RIPPING OFF HIS SHIRT BUT WHATEVER
IT CONTAINED SHOES!
Not trying to guilt trip you or anything BUT WHY WON'T YOU CALL YOUR POOR PARENTS EVERY NOW AND THEN
no pressure BUT WE'RE SO LONELY WITHOUT YOU, ALL ALONE AND WE NEVER HEAR FROM YOU
no pressure
You know at no point as anyone explained what Iwaki's excuse here IS. Was she a sister, a cousin, a friend, what? Did they sleep together or not? Who was she? WHY WON'T ANYONE CLARIFY THIS
IF HE CHEATED ON IWAKI THEN THAT'S A DOUCHEY THING TO DO
I like the girls that seem stunned in disbelief. Especially that one in the back.
yeah i'm here, whatever
what are you staring at
I just liked this shot since it looked like he had dot eyes. Here's a bigger one.
BOATCHIBI EYED JACK
And it better be good.
Did you like my magical appearing hand trick
how dare you
Snake and Otacon have a quiet night at home.
Colonel Campbell, you scamp.
YEAH THAT'S IT, NOTHING ABOUT YOUR AFFAIR OR ANYTHING WHO CARES
>:(
I was deeply moved. Giddy you could say. :|
GOD
who th are you
who
oh he's from the manga, look don't make eye contact okay
i...what?
what
when?
MOW ME DOWN WITH YOUR CAR FIRST
gonna make your skull into an ashtray
CAN YOU GUESS WHERE THIS IS GOING
fretting, yes that's how i'd react
they are driving about 20 miles on the freeway
no i'm not making that up, seriously
You did?
ONE! SINGULAR SENSATION!
Oh god he's still talking why is he still talking
YOU DIDN'T SEE ME SMILE IGNORE THAT
laydeeeeez
target sighted
ARE YOU THE SOLID SNAKE??
YOU WERE WITH FOXHOUND BACK WITH MY FATHER, WEREN'T YOU??
WAR ISN'T LIKE THE MOVIES KID
oh my gaaaaaawd
wait
there we go
TEE HEE HEE~
Colonel, I've made contact with our target. Everything is going according to plan.
Eventually someone's going to notice all the !s around here.
Hold on, gonna pop my neck out of this shirt collar here
WHERE COULD THIS BE GOING GUYS??
and you are...?
Jack that's kind of unhealthy.
Why wouldn't he be if you're BOTH successful actors?
Marsha put your dress back on this second
my word
FFFFFFFFFFSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHH
Then why did you go?
THAT'S ALL THEY DO IN VINCI
i mean, overseas
STOP RIDING MY BUMPER
odd choice of locale but whatever
by grabthar's hammer
That look on your face kind of says it all, Snake.
lol nice face
Something about terrorists, nukes, you know
WAIT TIL I TELL OTACON
Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha
excuse me
THERE WAS NEVER AN EXPLANATION FOR THAT BY THE WAY
DID HE CHEAT ON HIM OR NOT
AND WHY
did i leave the oven on
here let me just take your virginity, there we go
you smell like dead animals and cigarettes, by the way
THERE CAN NEVER BE ANOTHER SOLID SNAKE
yes that's exactly the kind of thing i'd say in this kind of situation
I'M NO HERO. I'M JUST A DOG OF WAR.
what
wow way to help out there reporter guy
i'm sure iwaki will be fine with the rape and all, you just take your pictures
It seems weird to have your bed so closed in on every side, maybe it's just me.
HMMMM
OH NO
Anyway we cut to this important conversation.
That seems like an odd way to hold a hair dryer.
YOU'RE DEAD, WHOEVER SAID THAT
Snake that's a terrible insult.
SOMEONE FRAME THIS SCREENSHOT AND PUT IT IN THE SMITHSONIAN
let me present it full-sized so you can appreciate its beauty
this makes every single screencap i've ever taken worthwhile.
CAN JAZAABOO IMPROVE ON SUCH BRILLIANCE?
MY GOD
SNAKE
REMEMBER THE BASICS OF CQC
this butt is not kojima quality
HUUUUUUUUUUUH
Snake's cigs seem properly filtered.
Did Jack and Iwaki actually talk about what happened at all or did Jack just assume and fly off the handle or
WHATEVER
PUNCHING THIS DOOR, THAT'S HOW!
Director: *ROLLS EYES*
that's one way to phrase it i guess
1 - Wasn't that Snake's plan all along, to reveal that he and Iwaki were having an affair, so wouldn't that be what he wanted?
2 - Given that Jack just recently had an affair of his own, does he really have a place to go judging other people for having affairs? Well I guess his fangirls would support him either way but still.
Just want to point out that the animation on his arm here is so so lazy.
i gotta get to my step aerobics class
Park right here, why not.
i have a lion car. :(
IT IS "FROG"
or "pant" i forget
t-minus ten seconds to an emotion
WHAT DO YOU THINK, AUDIENCE?
welp gotta go
kid no one knows who you are or what you want
what are you talking about
buy a giant green couch and save!
hi honey how was work
blaaaaar
oh hi i didn't know you were home
MAYBE??
oh yeah, way back when, whatever
get off my back, DAD
oh god he's still staring at me, what do i do
MY TEARS ARE SO ANGRY
Jack you're kind of controlling.
PEOPLE
PEOPLE SLOW DOWN AND READ YOUR SCRIPTS
YOU ARE SKIPPING LINES ALL OVER THE PLACE
your hair smells funny
stay. staaaaaaaaay.
YOU'RE JUST
TOO
STUPID
Reject what exactly
PEOPLE, WE HAVE SCRIPTS FOR A REASON
as Iwaki stares at the floor, defeated
I'm really enthused about the prospect, as you can tell.
i have work tomorrow, you jerk
MY INTENSE EYEBROW KISSING, WHO COULD SLEEP UNDER SUCH AN ONSLAUGHT??
what just happened to my mouth
this is an... odd shot
EWW
I'VE GOT A TRIAL IN TEN MINUTES, LET'S GO GO GO
exact same shot from the first oneAGH YOUR HANDS
lol
uh huh yeah whatever
OW WHAT ARE YOU DOING
OW LOOK JUST GET OFF
i was supposed to say something, what was it
well whatever
is this a butt? am i looking at a butt here?
SO IT DIDN'T COUNT, HA HA HA HA HA
Iwaki sure is objective about his molestation.
after all NO ONE DOES
MOODSWINGS FOR EVERYONE
what is wrong with you, honestly
wow that's flattering
Just like war.
He looked just like Abraham Lincoln.
I SHOULD HAVE STAYED IN ALASKA
ABUUUUUUUUUUUUH?
that kind of sums the whole thing up
stalk stalk stalk stalk
LOVE LOVE~
duna DUNAAAAA
oh hey bob, come around here often, ha ha ha
NOT THAT LONG AGO, HUH
And so Jack and Iwaki's story comes to a close. I'm kind of tempted to do something like this for a yuri thing or something, but resources to find that seem to be a bit harder to come by. AH WELL
unless you guys have suggestions
also OH MY GOD YOU GUYS
THEY'RE REMAKING AI NO KUSABI INTO A 13 EPISODE SERIES
oh god loling forever
Anyway you may remember Jack and Iwaki from our previous installment, where being a porn star is great and there was cousin-screwing and Jack broke into Iwaki's apartment and moved all his stuff there when he wasn't looking. WHAT HAVE THESE TWO SCAMPS BEEN UP TO SINCE THEN? WILL SOMEONE HAVE THROWN A MONKEY WRENCH INTO THEIR CLANDESTINE LOVE AFFAIR?
Click onwards and see. Oh yeah, probably not safe for work but it's not that bad, all things considered. SOME NUDENESS THOUGH.
Also contains one of the most awesome screencaps I've ever taken.
I'm glad I bought that fisheye lens for my camera.
FOOOOOOCUS, FOOOOOOOCUS
Jack what are you up to
PRESSING DOWN THE CAMERA BUTTON WAS JUST TOO HARD
THEY WERE SO FAST
is that a bird up there
Lets go to Iwaki for all the news.
As usual it is a >:| day, with occasional spots of >:(. Back to you Tom
I remember you three images! Back for another rousing round of flashcards I see.
kiss kiss window
Credits are the same, nothing of note there.
Just like it's raining in Iwaki's heart.
HELP SOMETHING'S SMOTHERING ME
OH GOOOOOOOOD
that was wonderful, was it good for you too
om nom fingers om nom
woah what was i doing
>:( is what i have to say, all day every day
woman's land, tee hee
FLASHBACK!
seems a safe guess given you're angry like 90% of the time
WHAT GAVE YOU THAT IMPRESSION
Since you started sleeping with some chick? Just throwing that out there.
AAAAAAAAAAA
That you wouldn't cheat on me, yeah
I HAVEN'T GIVEN YOU AN EXPLANATION OR ANYTHING YET FOR WHAT HAPPENED BUT BELIEVE ME!!!
believe in my... ability to cheat on you and get caught?
IT'S OVER, JACK
oh is that how it is
THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT JACK
darn it this was my good shirt, you're paying for that
that's always nice to hear in a relationship
I'm almost positive this is the same footage of this from the first part.
Let me just shove these bananafingers in here, there we go.
well there were pictures jack
and you haven't given me any explanation
you're just kind of raping me
that about sums it up
look could you not
GOD WHAT DO I PAY YOU FOR
oh yeah that's real attractive thanks
let go of my sausages you fiend
Looks like fun.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
shan't
I wish there was a way I could convey how weakly Iwaki pushes this off the bed. It is the feeblest push ever.
RAAAAAAAAIN POOOOOOOOOOOURS DOOOOOOOOOOOOWN
Iwaki since when do you smoke... white filtered cigarettes?
Actually I think Jack's doing the clinging but hey
Iwaki you didn't finish your previous thought honey
Dropped from a high shelf, and where will all the king's men be then?
Leaving mud everywhere I SAID WIPE YOUR SHOES GOD
Well that was quick.
YES SIR MR PRESIDENT
All female audience again.
Yeah you really look troubled.
I PROBABLY COULD HAVE EXPLAINED INSTEAD OF RIPPING OFF HIS SHIRT BUT WHATEVER
IT CONTAINED SHOES!
Not trying to guilt trip you or anything BUT WHY WON'T YOU CALL YOUR POOR PARENTS EVERY NOW AND THEN
no pressure BUT WE'RE SO LONELY WITHOUT YOU, ALL ALONE AND WE NEVER HEAR FROM YOU
no pressure
You know at no point as anyone explained what Iwaki's excuse here IS. Was she a sister, a cousin, a friend, what? Did they sleep together or not? Who was she? WHY WON'T ANYONE CLARIFY THIS
IF HE CHEATED ON IWAKI THEN THAT'S A DOUCHEY THING TO DO
I like the girls that seem stunned in disbelief. Especially that one in the back.
yeah i'm here, whatever
what are you staring at
I just liked this shot since it looked like he had dot eyes. Here's a bigger one.
BOATCHIBI EYED JACK
And it better be good.
Did you like my magical appearing hand trick
how dare you
Snake and Otacon have a quiet night at home.
Colonel Campbell, you scamp.
YEAH THAT'S IT, NOTHING ABOUT YOUR AFFAIR OR ANYTHING WHO CARES
>:(
I was deeply moved. Giddy you could say. :|
GOD
who th are you
who
oh he's from the manga, look don't make eye contact okay
i...what?
what
when?
MOW ME DOWN WITH YOUR CAR FIRST
gonna make your skull into an ashtray
CAN YOU GUESS WHERE THIS IS GOING
fretting, yes that's how i'd react
they are driving about 20 miles on the freeway
no i'm not making that up, seriously
You did?
ONE! SINGULAR SENSATION!
Oh god he's still talking why is he still talking
YOU DIDN'T SEE ME SMILE IGNORE THAT
laydeeeeez
target sighted
ARE YOU THE SOLID SNAKE??
YOU WERE WITH FOXHOUND BACK WITH MY FATHER, WEREN'T YOU??
WAR ISN'T LIKE THE MOVIES KID
oh my gaaaaaawd
wait
there we go
TEE HEE HEE~
Colonel, I've made contact with our target. Everything is going according to plan.
Eventually someone's going to notice all the !s around here.
Hold on, gonna pop my neck out of this shirt collar here
WHERE COULD THIS BE GOING GUYS??
and you are...?
Jack that's kind of unhealthy.
Why wouldn't he be if you're BOTH successful actors?
Marsha put your dress back on this second
my word
FFFFFFFFFFSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHH
Then why did you go?
THAT'S ALL THEY DO IN VINCI
i mean, overseas
STOP RIDING MY BUMPER
odd choice of locale but whatever
by grabthar's hammer
That look on your face kind of says it all, Snake.
lol nice face
Something about terrorists, nukes, you know
WAIT TIL I TELL OTACON
Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha
excuse me
THERE WAS NEVER AN EXPLANATION FOR THAT BY THE WAY
DID HE CHEAT ON HIM OR NOT
AND WHY
did i leave the oven on
here let me just take your virginity, there we go
you smell like dead animals and cigarettes, by the way
THERE CAN NEVER BE ANOTHER SOLID SNAKE
yes that's exactly the kind of thing i'd say in this kind of situation
I'M NO HERO. I'M JUST A DOG OF WAR.
what
wow way to help out there reporter guy
i'm sure iwaki will be fine with the rape and all, you just take your pictures
It seems weird to have your bed so closed in on every side, maybe it's just me.
HMMMM
OH NO
Anyway we cut to this important conversation.
That seems like an odd way to hold a hair dryer.
YOU'RE DEAD, WHOEVER SAID THAT
Snake that's a terrible insult.
SOMEONE FRAME THIS SCREENSHOT AND PUT IT IN THE SMITHSONIAN
let me present it full-sized so you can appreciate its beauty
this makes every single screencap i've ever taken worthwhile.
CAN JAZAABOO IMPROVE ON SUCH BRILLIANCE?
MY GOD
SNAKE
REMEMBER THE BASICS OF CQC
this butt is not kojima quality
HUUUUUUUUUUUH
Snake's cigs seem properly filtered.
Did Jack and Iwaki actually talk about what happened at all or did Jack just assume and fly off the handle or
WHATEVER
PUNCHING THIS DOOR, THAT'S HOW!
Director: *ROLLS EYES*
that's one way to phrase it i guess
1 - Wasn't that Snake's plan all along, to reveal that he and Iwaki were having an affair, so wouldn't that be what he wanted?
2 - Given that Jack just recently had an affair of his own, does he really have a place to go judging other people for having affairs? Well I guess his fangirls would support him either way but still.
Just want to point out that the animation on his arm here is so so lazy.
i gotta get to my step aerobics class
Park right here, why not.
i have a lion car. :(
IT IS "FROG"
or "pant" i forget
t-minus ten seconds to an emotion
WHAT DO YOU THINK, AUDIENCE?
welp gotta go
kid no one knows who you are or what you want
what are you talking about
buy a giant green couch and save!
hi honey how was work
blaaaaar
oh hi i didn't know you were home
MAYBE??
oh yeah, way back when, whatever
get off my back, DAD
oh god he's still staring at me, what do i do
MY TEARS ARE SO ANGRY
Jack you're kind of controlling.
PEOPLE
PEOPLE SLOW DOWN AND READ YOUR SCRIPTS
YOU ARE SKIPPING LINES ALL OVER THE PLACE
your hair smells funny
stay. staaaaaaaaay.
YOU'RE JUST
TOO
STUPID
Reject what exactly
PEOPLE, WE HAVE SCRIPTS FOR A REASON
as Iwaki stares at the floor, defeated
I'm really enthused about the prospect, as you can tell.
i have work tomorrow, you jerk
MY INTENSE EYEBROW KISSING, WHO COULD SLEEP UNDER SUCH AN ONSLAUGHT??
what just happened to my mouth
this is an... odd shot
EWW
I'VE GOT A TRIAL IN TEN MINUTES, LET'S GO GO GO
exact same shot from the first oneAGH YOUR HANDS
lol
uh huh yeah whatever
OW WHAT ARE YOU DOING
OW LOOK JUST GET OFF
i was supposed to say something, what was it
well whatever
is this a butt? am i looking at a butt here?
SO IT DIDN'T COUNT, HA HA HA HA HA
Iwaki sure is objective about his molestation.
after all NO ONE DOES
MOODSWINGS FOR EVERYONE
what is wrong with you, honestly
wow that's flattering
Just like war.
He looked just like Abraham Lincoln.
I SHOULD HAVE STAYED IN ALASKA
ABUUUUUUUUUUUUH?
that kind of sums the whole thing up
stalk stalk stalk stalk
LOVE LOVE~
duna DUNAAAAA
oh hey bob, come around here often, ha ha ha
NOT THAT LONG AGO, HUH
And so Jack and Iwaki's story comes to a close. I'm kind of tempted to do something like this for a yuri thing or something, but resources to find that seem to be a bit harder to come by. AH WELL
unless you guys have suggestions
also OH MY GOD YOU GUYS
THEY'RE REMAKING AI NO KUSABI INTO A 13 EPISODE SERIES
oh god loling forever