~Fun with Fallout - I was doing... something... what was it...
RE: Stomach pain yesterday. Turns out it was cramps! Thanks for that, Captain Bloodsnatch.
So after bbot got kicked from a somethingawful tf2 server for being too annoying (this is indeed possible), he came sobbing to me like a baby asking for a Fallout post. I took pity on him SO HERE IT IS.
I've mentioned before that I had some serious problems getting Fallout to run properly on this computer without having to use this obnoxious side program, but Alix apparently got tired of me complaining about it and bought Fallout for me on Steam WHICH DOES SOLVE THE PROBLEM ACTUALLY
thank god
So maybe I can actually get somewhere in this, haha
IT'S BEEN AGES SINCE WE'VE SEEN THE WORLD OF FALLOUT! DO YOU NOT REMEMBER WHAT I WAS DOING OR WHAT HAPPENED? THAT'S COOL, I DON'T REMEMBER EITHER! We can find out together.
Previous installments
Oh yeah there was some chick I saved from someone, I sort of recall now
WHAT DO YOU THINK, RADIC
Good thing I killed him already! At least, I'm pretty sure I did. I think I did this out of order.
Oh Sinthia, you wacky prostitute! Ho ho ho.
And now I will never get to see this since I shot him. I've been deprived.
miss would you like to lay down
miss
This sounds vaguely familiar but eh
VICTOR SOUNDS LIKE A FUN GUY
And soon all of you are going to be dead. DEAD!
They've been practicing all day to say that.
I have no intention of killing Killian (haha) but why not lie to the bloodthirsty gang SOUNDS LIKE FUN
This is very touching. I NEED TO TALK TO THIS GUY REPEATEDLY, NOTHING BAD COULD POSSIBLY HAPPEN
WHOOPS!
The only place to aim if you ask me.
THERE COULD BE MILD BLINDNESS, YOU DON'T KNOW
So uh I guess that takes care of the Skulz? Oops.
GIVE ME YOUR RUPEES
this barrel ain't going to watch itself
At least someone in Junktown seems happy.
Killian has nothing to say about me murdering all the Skulz. Well darn.
do i know you
What do I know again? I think that guy chopped up people or something?
Well dang, I thought that'd do more than that. OH WELL.
This was actually my reaction pretty much verbatim.
In retrospect I should've just killed the guy. RADIC LEAVES A SWATHE OF BLOOD WHEREVER SHE GOES
Thank you, doppelganger!
How long has this bar been here
YOU CAN LAY DOWN, IT'S OKAY
IGNORE HOW I'M TALKING TO YOU REPEATEDLY AND ASKING THE SAME BASIC QUESTIONS :D
Obviously I have to either steal it, destroy it, or protect it.
Quite suddenly, this guy decks some random woman. What.
she cried, a hand held to her forehead
I get the feeling I was supposed to do this earlier. OOPS.
what
yes thank you
Well that's straightforward enough.
ALREADY TOOK CARE OF IT, THANKS
Deathclaw what
You have a name? COME WITH ME
Huh, interesting.
I... ASSUME THIS HELPED ME SOMEHOW!
I assume the Brotherhood's a bunch of monks.
Well that was sort of useless. WHATEVER
Everybody in this town seems behind on the news.
You're a little late Tycho BUT JOIN ME ANYWAY
Well at least I accomplished SOMEthing.
LET'S GO TO SHADY SANDS CAUSE
I DUNNO
WHY NOT
These guys were pansies.
However when I got to Shady Sands it crashed. Well whatever.
LET'S SEE WHO THESE RAIDERS ARE
lol petrox
this sounds like they're badtouching shady sands
i do not approve
HAHAHAHA YEAH RIGHT
i mean
hahahaha
I am? Well that's news to me.
So I decided to try Shady Sands again and BAM IT CRASHED
AGAIN
So I guess I'm never going back to Shady Sands. I assume there was nothing important there anyway.
I wandered Junktown for a while but didn't see any more Skulz after I killed the first batch and no one talked about them or anything. Yet this quest is still active. I THINK I BROKE SOMETHING
oh well
WHATEVER I'M MOVING ON
LET'S GO TO THE NECROPOLIS
SOUNDS LIKE FUN
oh hai zombie
THIS IS AWKWARD
Anyway I killed the heck out of them and decided whatever, I'm exploring this city now. WHO'S GOING TO STOP ME
CRITICALLY HIT FOR NO DAMAGE? THAT'S TERRIBLE
AND IT BLEW THROUGH HIS ARMOR TOO!
These guys are easy.
OH HEY I DIDN'T KNOW YOU GUYS COULD TALK
UH
SORRY ABOUT KILLING YOUR FRIENDS
I immediately messed with his stuff.
STRANGELY ENOUGH, HE ATTACKED ME
MAN, SOME PEOPLE
Ghouls love soda.
These two things look useful.
EYES GETTIN SHOT OUT LEFT AND RIGHT
These zombies sure don't like people in their stuff.
Stupid zombies, shoo.
Oh hey, a level. WELL I'M NOT COMPLAINING.
More speech can only lead to good things.
A SEWER LEVEL
WHAT A SHOCK
you don't say
Found this in a corner. Hmm.
Thanks for that, Ian.
these ghouls are surprisingly eloquent
are they dead or what
game i am confused
ACCURSED MOUNTEBANK
Would zombies really need to eat or drink that much?
Shoot the zombie is on to me
This sounds like a mission tailormade for a player character such as myself!
This isn't me fishing for additional information, I actually immediately forgot where this guy told me to go.
these guys do kind of seem like pansies though
Stupid pesky rats
I'LL LOOK AT PIPES IF I WANT TO, GAME
mole rats are no match for me
(sidenote: i had completely forgotten how to reload in the meantime, so i would go into my inventory and reload manually
i figured it out around this point though)
As long as you zombies don't get in my grill we're fine
From hearing Alix talk about this game for years and years now, I can recall him saying something about a car, like getting gas for a car or something, and it made the game a lot easier? Eh I don't remember.
LARRY LOOKS LIKE A FUN GUY
oh no
Harry, the Super Mutant is available for children's parties.
>:B
OOPS
You can't really see it here but Harry has a giant plasma cannon. He shot me with it and cut me right in half! Shockingly, I did not get a cap of this. I apologize.
OOPS
let's try this again without the dying this time
That looks important
It turns out I just had to say I was a ghoul. DUUUUUUUUUUUH
Short mutants got no reason to live
HEY GUYS
LIGHTEN UP
HAW HAW HAW
66 damage, dang
Oh hey, there's a vault down here! What do you know.
And the elevator works!
Excuse me that rat wants its privacy thank you
Hey Gary
Hey Bob
how's it goin
alright
As the game warned me, there really wasn't much in here except these. THEY LOOK IMPORTANT SO I'M TAKING THEM
Check the last floor
HEY GUYS WHATCHA WATCHING
GUYS
GUYS
fine be that way
well that looks promising
what
Conspicuously glowing computer? Come here.
Oh hey, I got a water chip already! Haha this game isn't so tough after all.
you're kind of dead
Well that was my plan but I couldn't open his cell. OH WELL YOU'LL PROBABLY BE FINE GHOUL PRISONER
woooo another level
hmmm
OO OOO OOOO
I WANT A MYSTERIOUS STRANGER
OOOO HOW EXCITING
what the when did i get radiated
i assume that's bad but eh whatever
WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME WATER PUMP
let's talk to the flasher instead
WORTH A SHOT
I GAINED A RADIATION LEVEL?? WHAT KIND OF STUPID HEALING IS THIS
SEE IF I PATRONIZE YOU PEOPLE AGAIN
Anyway I thought maybe I had to bring the parts I found back to the Zombie leader but he didn't tell me anything. So I ran BACK to the pump and used the parts on it like I should have in the beginning. DURRHURR
YOU WILL WORK PARTS
IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU
Alright, I get a water chip and the Necropolis won't die out! Everyone wins.
Something terrible has to happen at this point, I got this chip way too fast. I'm sure of it.
NEXT UP: THE JOURNEY HOME! WHAT WILL HAPPEN???
So after bbot got kicked from a somethingawful tf2 server for being too annoying (this is indeed possible), he came sobbing to me like a baby asking for a Fallout post. I took pity on him SO HERE IT IS.
I've mentioned before that I had some serious problems getting Fallout to run properly on this computer without having to use this obnoxious side program, but Alix apparently got tired of me complaining about it and bought Fallout for me on Steam WHICH DOES SOLVE THE PROBLEM ACTUALLY
thank god
So maybe I can actually get somewhere in this, haha
IT'S BEEN AGES SINCE WE'VE SEEN THE WORLD OF FALLOUT! DO YOU NOT REMEMBER WHAT I WAS DOING OR WHAT HAPPENED? THAT'S COOL, I DON'T REMEMBER EITHER! We can find out together.
Previous installments
Oh yeah there was some chick I saved from someone, I sort of recall now
WHAT DO YOU THINK, RADIC
Good thing I killed him already! At least, I'm pretty sure I did. I think I did this out of order.
Oh Sinthia, you wacky prostitute! Ho ho ho.
And now I will never get to see this since I shot him. I've been deprived.
miss would you like to lay down
miss
This sounds vaguely familiar but eh
VICTOR SOUNDS LIKE A FUN GUY
And soon all of you are going to be dead. DEAD!
They've been practicing all day to say that.
I have no intention of killing Killian (haha) but why not lie to the bloodthirsty gang SOUNDS LIKE FUN
This is very touching. I NEED TO TALK TO THIS GUY REPEATEDLY, NOTHING BAD COULD POSSIBLY HAPPEN
WHOOPS!
The only place to aim if you ask me.
THERE COULD BE MILD BLINDNESS, YOU DON'T KNOW
So uh I guess that takes care of the Skulz? Oops.
GIVE ME YOUR RUPEES
this barrel ain't going to watch itself
At least someone in Junktown seems happy.
Killian has nothing to say about me murdering all the Skulz. Well darn.
do i know you
What do I know again? I think that guy chopped up people or something?
Well dang, I thought that'd do more than that. OH WELL.
This was actually my reaction pretty much verbatim.
In retrospect I should've just killed the guy. RADIC LEAVES A SWATHE OF BLOOD WHEREVER SHE GOES
Thank you, doppelganger!
How long has this bar been here
YOU CAN LAY DOWN, IT'S OKAY
IGNORE HOW I'M TALKING TO YOU REPEATEDLY AND ASKING THE SAME BASIC QUESTIONS :D
Obviously I have to either steal it, destroy it, or protect it.
Quite suddenly, this guy decks some random woman. What.
she cried, a hand held to her forehead
I get the feeling I was supposed to do this earlier. OOPS.
what
yes thank you
Well that's straightforward enough.
ALREADY TOOK CARE OF IT, THANKS
Deathclaw what
You have a name? COME WITH ME
Huh, interesting.
I... ASSUME THIS HELPED ME SOMEHOW!
I assume the Brotherhood's a bunch of monks.
Well that was sort of useless. WHATEVER
Everybody in this town seems behind on the news.
You're a little late Tycho BUT JOIN ME ANYWAY
Well at least I accomplished SOMEthing.
LET'S GO TO SHADY SANDS CAUSE
I DUNNO
WHY NOT
These guys were pansies.
However when I got to Shady Sands it crashed. Well whatever.
LET'S SEE WHO THESE RAIDERS ARE
lol petrox
this sounds like they're badtouching shady sands
i do not approve
HAHAHAHA YEAH RIGHT
i mean
hahahaha
I am? Well that's news to me.
So I decided to try Shady Sands again and BAM IT CRASHED
AGAIN
So I guess I'm never going back to Shady Sands. I assume there was nothing important there anyway.
I wandered Junktown for a while but didn't see any more Skulz after I killed the first batch and no one talked about them or anything. Yet this quest is still active. I THINK I BROKE SOMETHING
oh well
WHATEVER I'M MOVING ON
LET'S GO TO THE NECROPOLIS
SOUNDS LIKE FUN
oh hai zombie
THIS IS AWKWARD
Anyway I killed the heck out of them and decided whatever, I'm exploring this city now. WHO'S GOING TO STOP ME
CRITICALLY HIT FOR NO DAMAGE? THAT'S TERRIBLE
AND IT BLEW THROUGH HIS ARMOR TOO!
These guys are easy.
OH HEY I DIDN'T KNOW YOU GUYS COULD TALK
UH
SORRY ABOUT KILLING YOUR FRIENDS
I immediately messed with his stuff.
STRANGELY ENOUGH, HE ATTACKED ME
MAN, SOME PEOPLE
Ghouls love soda.
These two things look useful.
EYES GETTIN SHOT OUT LEFT AND RIGHT
These zombies sure don't like people in their stuff.
Stupid zombies, shoo.
Oh hey, a level. WELL I'M NOT COMPLAINING.
More speech can only lead to good things.
A SEWER LEVEL
WHAT A SHOCK
you don't say
Found this in a corner. Hmm.
Thanks for that, Ian.
these ghouls are surprisingly eloquent
are they dead or what
game i am confused
ACCURSED MOUNTEBANK
Would zombies really need to eat or drink that much?
Shoot the zombie is on to me
This sounds like a mission tailormade for a player character such as myself!
This isn't me fishing for additional information, I actually immediately forgot where this guy told me to go.
these guys do kind of seem like pansies though
Stupid pesky rats
I'LL LOOK AT PIPES IF I WANT TO, GAME
mole rats are no match for me
(sidenote: i had completely forgotten how to reload in the meantime, so i would go into my inventory and reload manually
i figured it out around this point though)
As long as you zombies don't get in my grill we're fine
From hearing Alix talk about this game for years and years now, I can recall him saying something about a car, like getting gas for a car or something, and it made the game a lot easier? Eh I don't remember.
LARRY LOOKS LIKE A FUN GUY
oh no
Harry, the Super Mutant is available for children's parties.
>:B
OOPS
You can't really see it here but Harry has a giant plasma cannon. He shot me with it and cut me right in half! Shockingly, I did not get a cap of this. I apologize.
OOPS
let's try this again without the dying this time
That looks important
It turns out I just had to say I was a ghoul. DUUUUUUUUUUUH
Short mutants got no reason to live
HEY GUYS
LIGHTEN UP
HAW HAW HAW
66 damage, dang
Oh hey, there's a vault down here! What do you know.
And the elevator works!
Excuse me that rat wants its privacy thank you
Hey Gary
Hey Bob
how's it goin
alright
As the game warned me, there really wasn't much in here except these. THEY LOOK IMPORTANT SO I'M TAKING THEM
Check the last floor
HEY GUYS WHATCHA WATCHING
GUYS
GUYS
fine be that way
well that looks promising
what
Conspicuously glowing computer? Come here.
Oh hey, I got a water chip already! Haha this game isn't so tough after all.
you're kind of dead
Well that was my plan but I couldn't open his cell. OH WELL YOU'LL PROBABLY BE FINE GHOUL PRISONER
woooo another level
hmmm
OO OOO OOOO
I WANT A MYSTERIOUS STRANGER
OOOO HOW EXCITING
what the when did i get radiated
i assume that's bad but eh whatever
WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME WATER PUMP
let's talk to the flasher instead
WORTH A SHOT
I GAINED A RADIATION LEVEL?? WHAT KIND OF STUPID HEALING IS THIS
SEE IF I PATRONIZE YOU PEOPLE AGAIN
Anyway I thought maybe I had to bring the parts I found back to the Zombie leader but he didn't tell me anything. So I ran BACK to the pump and used the parts on it like I should have in the beginning. DURRHURR
YOU WILL WORK PARTS
IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU
Alright, I get a water chip and the Necropolis won't die out! Everyone wins.
Something terrible has to happen at this point, I got this chip way too fast. I'm sure of it.
NEXT UP: THE JOURNEY HOME! WHAT WILL HAPPEN???