~Don't you poke me with that shovel, you rascal

Feb 26, 2010 23:26

FRICK I thought UMO recorded today but it didn't. D: So if any of you managed to get it I'd appreciate it if you'd hook me up, haha. The tracklist went

Prince of Darkness, GuitarBizarre, ChrisFeener - Actraiser - A Coele Usque Ad Centrum
analoq - Sonic the Hedgehog 2 - Next My Generation
AlexStein - Team Fortress 2 - Rocket Jump Waltz
Destiny, zyk0 - Submarine Attack - Into the Deep

THE WORLD IS CONSPIRING AGAINST ME AND A COELE APPARENTLY

Bleh I'm having one of those days where I seem to be screwing up everything I do/say. BAH. I have like eight pages of more Smoker-Hunter stuff that I need to scan but I want to finish the current little comic I'm working on with them first.

SO IN THE MEANTIME while looking for my Dungeon Keeper CD, I found my old Monster Rancher 2 disk. A little-known fact (perhaps?) is that I was REALLY obsessed with Monster Rancher back in the day, and in fact I wouldn't even say that I stopped at any point. If I started playing it again as intently as I used to, I could probably sink a whole ton of hours right back into it without thinking. That game still holds sway over me.

But my heart only belongs to Monster Rancher 2 - the later installments never quite captured me as much as that one. Despite me and Alix both starting new games via the PS3, I have since found my old PS1 memory card so I decided to go look through my files and see what I had. WANT TO SEE WHAT ME AND ALIX AND FUNKICARUS RAISED BACK IN THE DAY




I have played this game way too much.



This was the monster on my ranch when it loaded. I have no recollection of raising this thing whatsoever. Rauzdaur, eh? My god that's some high Int for a monster that's three years old. :O

Only Rank C though? Pffft.



LAZY BUM



Apparently I haven't been sending this guy on errantry at all, hmm. Errantry is where your monsters learn new moves.



THESE CATS ARE DRUNKS
THAT'S NOT A LIE



One of the first unlockable monsters I always picked up was a Phoenix. I tended to name them Quex, sort of after the Quetzacoatl summon in FF8, which I also named Quex. I'M CONSISTENT



My monstas love me



There we go, now we've got a better selection of moves.



I picture all Phoenixes in my head like this Phoenix right here. This is why my Phoenix!Phoenix looks the way he does. THIS GAME HAS AFFECTED ME FOR LIFE
phoenixphoenixphoenixphoenix



Tammo is my baby. Back when I first played this game, he was one of the first monsters I found (you could generate monsters from ANY Cd in your house) and I fell in love with him. He found me my Phoenix feather, got up to the Major 4, was a great powerhouse... then someone saved over my game. >:(

As a result, every game I tend to start in MR2 has a Rocky Hare named Tammo in it in his memory. HE'S A GOOD HARE



Poor Tammo here just got too old to fight anymore. :< Although hilariously enough, after I entered him in a tournament, he would usually ask me for something. Most of the time it was a Popsicle Stick, which cost like 2 gold. I would say No since I didn't want to spoil him.

ANYWAY he went through the second Major 4 tourney, winning by the skin of his teeth against overwhelming odds, and he got me the cup. Then after the battle, as usual, Colt told me that Tammo wanted a Popsicle Stick. I moved down to No, and Funkmeister shouted DEAR GOD GIVE HIM A POPSICLE STICK, HE'S OLD AND TIRED AND HE WON YOU THE TOURNEY AND IT'S LIKE 2 GOLD, GIVE HIM THE #$^# POPSICLE STICK

and so that day Tammo did get his popsicle stick



Tammo liked to playfight. :>



1-2 Punch is WHERE IT'S AT i cheaped my way through so many tourneys with that. That and Straight. With Pow as high as Tammo's, he could wear down the enemy pretty quick.







When did I raise this thing? I have no recollection of doing this. I remember liking Mews from the FIRST Monster Rancher... I guess I must have actually raised one at some point?



WHAT KIND OF MEW DOESN'T LIKE MILK



My god that's a lot of techs. :O



I do like Mews, I admit it. This is sort of an odd looking one though.



I DO recall raising this Undine, although I now can't remember why I did that, as they don't particularly appeal to me or anything.



MY MONSTERS LOVE ME



Dang, lot of techs too. I should combine her with something else.



Meh. I should look up Undine crossbreeds and see if any look interesting.



i don't know wtf this is
wtf is this thing



YOU'RE A BIT SCARY LOOKING VALLUG



I remember almost nothing about raising this thing. I think they hatch out of worms or something? God it's been a long time. DID I REALLY RAISE THIS THING FOR FIVE YEARS??



wtf



Oh man, MulDIE.

Okay I've detailed here before that I hate/fear moving dolls, they creep me out. Puppets, ventriloquist dummies, Chuckytype things, I hate them all. Wrackys are basically walking Howdy Doodie dolls with a knife. I hate them.

I have NO IDEA how I got this Wracky/Metalner (possibly the stupidest looking monster mix ever) but I assume I got it off some CD. WHY I raised a monster that I hated I have no idea, and I obviously didn't intend on raising him seriously since I gave him a name like MulDIE (like Mulder from X-Files you see, except with the threat "DIE!" at the end). I have no explanation for this.

AND YET
AND YET
LOOK AT THOSE STATS

ALMOST 7 YEARS OLD

HOW DID THIS HAPPEN



AND MULDIE GOT ME THROUGH THE ENTIRE MAJOR 4 AND FIMBA/IMA TOURNEY

WTF

OF ALL MONSTERS TO DO THIS WITH

IT HAD TO BE YOU, WRACKY/METALNER

WHY
WHY



All I can remember of my hazy training process with this thing is that I hated him and yet continued raising him for some reason god only knows

and still he likes me



I have no idea how I even battled with this guy now. What was it like? I can't even remember. I assume this move played a part - I liked accurate moves.



ARRRRGH



Anyway let's look at some other games! Ah, the familiar loading screen.



Going into Alix's game, here was his Arrowhead. :B I remember Alix training this guy - it inspired the MY NAME IS DEWLESS, WATCH ME GO DOWN EASY comic that I am too lazy to go find for you. It's really old.



:B



Some of the monster combinations in this game were so ridiculous looking, I swear.



QUALITY TRANSLATIONS

I MISS STUFF LIKE THIS NOWADAYS



I recall Alix being annoyed by his Joker because it would constantly fly off the screen and cackle evilly.



WORST NATURE



Nice varied moveset there, Alix



I know a few people who raised these things, apparently they were kind of popular. Unless I'm making things up or something. It has been a REALLY long time.



Dang I VAGUELY recall Alix raising this guy but nothing in specific.



ALIX'S MONSTERS ARE FATTIES



Nice movepool there



Dragons never quite looked right in this to me.



GOD I HATE THESE THINGS i had to raise one to unlock something and i hated every minute of it, i think I combined mine into something else, probably

Alix raised the ugliest one imaginable, natch. YOU CAN SEE THAT HE WAS JUST AS FOND OF IT AS I WAS BY ITS NAME



IT BEAT A MAJOR 4 TOURNEY WHAT





God this thing is horrible looking

ANYWAY LETS LOOK AT FUNKICARUS'S GAME!



Willium was funkicarus's Tammo. THAT ZUUM WAS DEEPLY ADORED, I TELL YOU WHAT







Wow I don't remember this one at all





OR THIS ONE :O



And that's all funkicarus had since their game was only up to 2010 I think, haha

ALSO maybe you guys can help me with something, for the life of me I cannot find a translation of this song (or here on youtube)
PERHAPS SOME OF YOU CAN ASSIST
BECAUSE I AM VERY CURIOUS ABOUT IT not just cause knackster said it reminded them of smoker-hunter and now i also have an association with that

I leave you with this parting thought:

Alix: I TOO AM ABOUT TO RANCH SOME MONSTERS
Alix: I'm raising a suezo
Alix: Oh and headsup, my suezo's name is FuckFace

screencap adventures

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