Moecelot looks like he rolled out of bed after a night of wild sex in his shirt and unders, pulled on his coat and went to work. the figures are ridiculous but Moecelot makes me lol just a little extra.
..... I think I've been in the internet for far too long, because the first thing that popped into my head at ZEX and the moeGirls standing near each other is TENTACLE RAPE
And now contemplating the ramifications of moeRaiden fighting without shoes or pants led to thinking of his canon high heels, and then both merged together and became The Snakey Horror Picture Show.
DRAKE AND I DISCUSSED THIS EXTENSIVELY and we have decided: Narrator = Campbell Frank = Ocelot for lecherous mastermind, and because Rocky = Dave because the engineered one has to be one of the next-gen Snakes, and who else would make a copy of BB? Granted, Liquid should have the part due to being blond but then we couldn't have Eddie = Liquid BECAUSE HE CAN WHINE ABOUT DAVE TAKING THE SUPERIOR HALF OF HIS GENES BRAAAAAAAAIN
Now we need the happy couple and because Rocky gets his only real lovin' from Janet so of course Damnit Janet = Otacon, who needs a big strong fiance to protect him and so BRAD = MERYL I DARE ANYONE TO CHALLENGE THIS EXCELLENT CASTING Riff Raff
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How can you not think of tentacle rape when faced with Zex + tiny characters who are inexplicably without pants? Especially after reading Zar's extension on what would've happened if the creature we brought Zex hadn't been quite so hungry.
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BNF hath its privileges.
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And now contemplating the ramifications of moeRaiden fighting without shoes or pants led to thinking of his canon high heels, and then both merged together and became The Snakey Horror Picture Show.
DRAKE AND I DISCUSSED THIS EXTENSIVELY and we have decided:
Narrator = Campbell
Frank = Ocelot for lecherous mastermind, and because
Rocky = Dave because the engineered one has to be one of the next-gen Snakes, and who else would make a copy of BB? Granted, Liquid should have the part due to being blond but then we couldn't have
Eddie = Liquid BECAUSE HE CAN WHINE ABOUT DAVE TAKING THE SUPERIOR HALF OF HIS GENES BRAAAAAAAAIN
Now we need the happy couple and because Rocky gets his only real lovin' from Janet so of course
Damnit Janet = Otacon, who needs a big strong fiance to protect him and so
BRAD = MERYL I DARE ANYONE TO CHALLENGE THIS EXCELLENT CASTING
Riff Raff ( ... )
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But woo extra Zexyness!
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MERYL WOULD MAKE AN EXCELLENT BRAD although that does mean ocelot would sleep with both meryl and otacon hahahahahahaha
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:D
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NOT A COME ON
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also not a come on
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