20 reasons Bill sucks.
1) He's a douche.
2) He only talks about cars... and has NO other interests. And tells us stories for hours about cars. And no one fuckin' cares about cars!
3) When he says something about banging me, or anyone else for that matter I get scared.
4) He's a douche.
5) He's gross looking. He's 23, balding, fat, HAIRY, greasy, and wears fuckin' avaitors from the 70's.
6) He hords everything in his room. Things that no one has any urge to touch.
7) He accuses us of stealing the most ridiculous things. Like his car title and birth certificate. He said we might have stolen it for indentity theif.. WHO THE FUCK WANTS TO BE BILL!?!?!?!
8) He took his seat out of his car today, so I wouldn't ask him for a ride to work. Even though when I moved in, he told me he would drive me everywhere.
9) He thinks we're his bitches.. or children.. or puppies. We are confined to a little room and are not allowed to leave other than to use that bathroom, wash clothes, or make food.
10) He's a douche.
11) When we moved in we were supposed to be roommates, 2 weeks in he decides he can't have roommates. Now he won't let us pay him rent so that he can treat us like shit until we move out.
12) He thinks he is the hottest man in the world. He was too good for Katie, or any of my other friends.
13) He is too good for his friends. He's so much better than us that he can't even sit on our couch.
14) He's rich and this is what he spends his money on: bologna, beer, noodles, and beer.
15) He is too good for his own family. Too good for the mom who supported him until he was 23. Too good for the brother who is exactly like him.. He says he hates Ed because he's an alcoholic.. What the fuck are you, Bill?!
16) He gets paid $400 a week to sit on his ass and fix the occasional machine at work. If you ask me, he gets paid to kiss his boss' ass.
17) He's the biggest douche in the world.
18) Have I mentioned he's a douche?
19) Ya know what? Bill's a douche.
20) And finally, Bill's a douche.
2) He only talks about cars... and has NO other interests. And tells us stories for hours about cars. And no one fuckin' cares about cars!
3) When he says something about banging me, or anyone else for that matter I get scared.
4) He's a douche.
5) He's gross looking. He's 23, balding, fat, HAIRY, greasy, and wears fuckin' avaitors from the 70's.
6) He hords everything in his room. Things that no one has any urge to touch.
7) He accuses us of stealing the most ridiculous things. Like his car title and birth certificate. He said we might have stolen it for indentity theif.. WHO THE FUCK WANTS TO BE BILL!?!?!?!
8) He took his seat out of his car today, so I wouldn't ask him for a ride to work. Even though when I moved in, he told me he would drive me everywhere.
9) He thinks we're his bitches.. or children.. or puppies. We are confined to a little room and are not allowed to leave other than to use that bathroom, wash clothes, or make food.
10) He's a douche.
11) When we moved in we were supposed to be roommates, 2 weeks in he decides he can't have roommates. Now he won't let us pay him rent so that he can treat us like shit until we move out.
12) He thinks he is the hottest man in the world. He was too good for Katie, or any of my other friends.
13) He is too good for his friends. He's so much better than us that he can't even sit on our couch.
14) He's rich and this is what he spends his money on: bologna, beer, noodles, and beer.
15) He is too good for his own family. Too good for the mom who supported him until he was 23. Too good for the brother who is exactly like him.. He says he hates Ed because he's an alcoholic.. What the fuck are you, Bill?!
16) He gets paid $400 a week to sit on his ass and fix the occasional machine at work. If you ask me, he gets paid to kiss his boss' ass.
17) He's the biggest douche in the world.
18) Have I mentioned he's a douche?
19) Ya know what? Bill's a douche.
20) And finally, Bill's a douche.