The Zeus Effect
Title: The Zeus Effect
Author: zarelmarzel , haruka_yamachii
Pairing: Yamada Ryosuke and Chinen Yuri.
Genre: Crack,Comedy, Romance
Rating: it was written on Yamada’s abs. NC-17.
Disclaimer: I and Hannah-sama only own the crazy imagination of this. She also claimed the “OMG can you just admit that you don’t know how to use this app, Sakurai-san?” part too. The NC part belongs to her too.
Warning: Paranormal activities. Yes. We mean it.
Summary: That moment after the filming of ‘Battlefield of Zeus’ SP that drove Chinen Yuri mad. Yamada Ryosuke is the one responsible for that.
A certain studio in the huge building owned by Tokyo Broadcasting Station or TBS for short is currently in chaos with people rustling and running at the hallways. The people, mostly the crews and workers in the said station are currently busy with the filming of ‘Battlefield of Zeus’, a 2 hour SP variety show that due to air on 9th April. They had finished the filming half an hour ago but the crews are still rustling around, packing their stuffs before heading home, to their loved ones.
In a certain dressing room in the said studio, labeled ‘Johnny’s’ on its door, the people in which all of them are the idols under Johnny & Associates or ‘Johnny’s Idols’ bidding goodbyes and ‘otsukare’s to each other before heading home. KAT-TUN’S Taguchi Junnosuke is the first leaving the dressing room because he had a filming to catch at Osaka. That is when Sakurai Sho of Arashi looked around and noticed something weird. Glancing at a certain spot, he asked a bunch of idols there. “Minna, have you seen Yamada-kun and Chinen-kun?”
Like being enchanted, everyone stopped whatever they were doing. “Now that you mention it, where are those chibis?” NEWS’s Tegoshi Yuya asked the whole room. Everyone looked around the room to find those two. “Did they told you guys anything about their whereabouts, JUMP?” he glanced at a bunch of young idols sitting on the sofa just right in front of Junnosuke’s dresser.
“No, that was so typical of them to sneak around out of our sight, actually. We don’t even bother to find them anyway,” Hikaru spoke on behalf of the remaining 5 JUMP members.
“What do you mean, sneak around?” Johnny’s WEST member, Kiriyama Akito who still playing cards with Takaki Yuya raised his eyebrows.
“Running to a certain empty secluded room to make out,” Inoo blurted out. “Usually they didn’t lock the door, so it should be easy to find them.”
“How are we going to find them in this huge building, huh? I am so not going to face Yabu-kun and tell him that these sneaky “on raged hormones” shorties are missing!” Sakurai replied furiously while making a inverted comma sign. “This is a 30-storey building we are talking, gentlemen. Sure there are hundreds of unlocked rooms here. They didn’t even bring their phones!” he pointed at two bags that lay flat on the dresser next to Kotaki Nozomu’s.
“Or maybe one of them. I saw blinks,” Daiki rummaged through Chinen’s bag and he found a brand new iPhone 6 in one of the bags, blinking. “Chinen had installed the phone detector in his phone so we can easily locate them using his phone,” he gave the phone to Sakurai. “Good luck in finding them.”
“You are not going with us?” Nakamaru Yuichi asked. He is now standing beside Sakurai, together with Tegoshi, Nakama Junta, Masuda Takahisa and Kiriyama to start their search for YamaChine.
“Nah, we don’t want to face the YamaChine wrath, so let us just sit here and wait for them to come back,” Yuto replied followed by the nods from the other JUMP members. “Not even Kato-san and Ueda-kun.”
“We prefer wait here, don’t you worry about us,” Kato Shigeaki bellowed on behalf of the rest of the Johnny’s who stay in the room. “All the best in finding them, Sho-sama.”
“Tch! This is way worse than losing against Ariyoshi team just now!” Sakurai complained before leaving the room with some volunteers to find the sneaky couple.
***
Meanwhile, a certain cleaner walked passed by a room in level 22 when he heard groans and moans. He was the only one there in the dark hallway that is why he can heard those sounds so loud. “Who’s there?!” he looked around the hallway. No one replied him. That cause eerie feeling crept onto the cleaner’s skin. He left the hallway hurriedly.
“You are so noisy,” a voice, quite manly, came out from the locked room just in the end of the hallway.
“Baka Yama-buta, you are the one who made me so noisy!” a squeak girly voice replied, slapping away the hands of the manly voice’s owner from covering his mouth.
“Shut up, Chinen-squirrel!” the manly voice replied. They glared onto each other in the dim light before the girly voice’s owner, known as Hey! Say! JUMP’s Chinen Yuri gripped tight onto the manly voice’s owner, Hey! Say! JUMP’s Yamada Ryosuke’s shirt collar for support. “Sorry, did I kabedon-ed you so hard?” Yamada smirked.
“Shut up and fuck me!” was Chinen’s reply.
“Look who’s eager here,” Yamada smirked as he lean closer, brushed his lips slightly onto Chinen’s.
“Are you trying to tease me, Yamada Ryosuke?” Chinen asked as he glared at the elder who is now locking him between his arms. He had no place to escape. In front of him is a ‘hungry but still want to tease’ boyfriend of his and behind him is a thick clean wall of the locked janitor where are they now. Right after the filming, he dragged the elder to the elevator next to ‘Zeus’ filming studio and pressed random buttons on it while kissing Yamada hard. That is how they end up in a locked janitor at level 22. “You just appeared half naked on screen and showing those viewers your oh so sexy alluring abs and expressions of yours and you are now teasing me?”
“It’s up to you to think like that. I have no intentions of having your hormones raged now just because of my abs,” Yamada replied with a smirk as he lean more closer, pressing his well built body onto Chinen’s. “I can feel your arousing, Chinen Yuri.”
“Oh yeah? Two can play in this game, my prince,” Chinen smirked as he pushed the elder hard until Yamada fall on the floor. Chinen wasted no time to climb on his lap, now yukadon-ed his boyfriend.
“Ouch! Can you be more gentle?!” Yamada groaned in pain but all he got is a cute giggle from the younger.
“That’s my line, Ryochuuke~” Chinen replied with his unusual seductive voice on Yamada’s right ear. He then inserted his hands onto Yamada’s shirt, roaming those hands onto the elder’s abs. “Be a good boy and let me pleasure you a bit, Ryo-kun~” Chinen ducked down to kiss and nibble his boyfriend’s exposed collarbone.
Yamada felt pleasure is building up inside him. “You are so good at this, Yuri,” he groaned when Chinen kept nibbling on his collarbone and roaming hands on his abs at the same time. “Shit!” he cursed inwardly. “You think you can top me like this, Yuri?”
Chinen just smirked on Yamada’s neck. He let go of the elder’s neck and start taking off his shirt, exposing his sexy half naked figure. “I won’t get myself half naked on screen. Never at all. I save this figure of mine just for you to devour and see, Ryo-kun,” Chinen smirked before he started to take off Yamada’s shirt. That is when Yamada grabbed his wrists and turned him around so he is now on top while Chinen’s bare back touched the cold floor. Chinen gasped.
“Nice thinking, my foxy cute Yuri,” Yamada stripped Chinen naked, leaving only his undergarments on his delicate body. “Don’t worry, you will not the only one naked here,” he took off his clothes while sitting on Chinen’s lap, his clothed length meet Chinen’s, making the younger moaned hard at the collision. “Enjoy this while still lasts,” Yamada smirked while locking the younger’s wrists above his head. His lips met Chinen in a seductive lick, making the younger groaned hard, impatient.
“You want to make this hard, don’t you?” Chinen hissed angrily. “I told you stop teasing me and start fucking me now!”
“Ya~da~” Yamada replied playfully while tucking the younger’s lips, making Chinen groaned in annoyance. “Ow! Ow! Ow! OI! That hurts!” Yamada groaned when Chinen bit his lips hard. Chinen smirked. “You really a hentai.”
“You love this cute hentai squirrel, you slight hentai buta,” Chinen rolled his eyes in annoyance and smirks mixed up. Yamada dunked down to catch Chinen’s lips in a wild, wet French kisses. Chinen tracing his fingers onto Yamada’s abs again before dared himself to go south. He heard Yamada cursed inwardly and he smirked. “Serve you right, Yamada Ryosuke,” Chinen whispered as he stroked his boyfriend’s eager length.
***
The same time during the “on raged hormones” shorties, as mentioned by Sakurai, had their pleasure work done, the so called ‘search and rescue’ team are currently wandering around the hallway at the level 22. Sakurai was the one holding Chinen’s phone. They had been there for at least 5 minutes but they found nothing, nor unlocked doors. “Are you sure you know how to use this device?” Nakamaru asked as he looked at Sakurai.
The so called ‘upcoming Prime Minister of Japan’ knotted his eyebrows while keep looking back and forth at the phone. “I think I already follow the direction in this app,” Sakurai grinned nervously at Nakamaru and the others who looked at him in disbelief.
“OMG can you just admit that you don’t know how to use this app, Sakurai-san?” Kiriyama facepalmed before taking the phone from Sakurai. “We are going to start over,” he then ordered the others to follow him. Sakurai pouted in annoyance before following the others.
***
Chinen is now bouncing on Yamada’s lap while moaning sensually. The sight of Chinen’s slight opened eyes and mouth, arching his head back while trying to pleasure himself and Yamada is just so beautiful and sexy in the elder’s eyes. Few kisses being planted onto Chinen’s sweaty neck while Yamada’s hands start pumping Chinen’s length. The younger moans sensually at the sudden pleasure gushing into his system.
They seriously have no idea that they will be found out soon. Or so do they.
***
“Did you hear that?” Tegoshi broke the silence and the focus of the ‘search and rescue’ team. Everyone stopped walking.
“Hear what?” Nakamaru replied in annoyance. “We are looking for unlocked doors, ok? Stop distract-“ he stopped talking after he heard groaning sounds. Tegoshi crossed his arms while raising his eyebrows.
“I hear that too~” Kiriyama bellowed. Then all of them claimed to hear the groans and began looking for the source of the sound. Masuda shook Sakurai’s body who gone frozen, knowing his senpai is a little bit scared. “I think we found them, minna. There’s a room at the end of the hallway in front of us.”
“The sound comes from that room, minna,” Tegoshi replied, his smug face still decorating his face. The team then head towards the janitor room at the end of the hallway. While walking, they can feel the creeps crawling in their system as the groans turned into a shallow and shrieking high pitched screams.
“K-kowee!” Sakurai muttered. Nakama gripped Sakurai’s arm, scared too.
Nakamaru saw them and began glaring. “You scaredy cats!”
“Yah! If you are brave enough, you go and check the room!” Sakurai screeched. “All of us will stay here!”
Nakamaru gulped. Upon seeing Masuda and Tegoshi clinging onto each other and Nakama and Kiriyama clinging close to Sakurai, he left with no choice. He then went close to the janitor room, twisting the doorknob in the process. “The door is locked, like other doors.”
Kiriyama pouted while looking at Chinen’s phone. “But this phone had detected Yamada’s phone here. So these guys must be in here!” he was about to crash the door when he heard a slow, painful cry.
“I don’t wanna live here~! Please let me go~! Onegai~! Hu~!,” then the crying sounds turns to shrieks and then cackles. “You wanna come in~? You wanna play with me~? Hehehehehehehehehehe~!”
“WHAT THE~! AARGHHH!” soon the team run for their life, away from the ‘haunted’ janitor room, while screaming and shouting.
***
Inside the so called ‘haunted’ room, Yamada was laughing hard after making those scary noises. He and Chinen had heard their senpais and juniors outside the room since the beginning, so he was relieved that this time around, he locked the door.
“Meanie Ryosuke is meanie,” he heard Chinen’s weak voice next to him. The younger snuggled onto Yamada’s bare chest, too tired after their making love session just now.
“No one can see you in this state, Yuri. Only I can. You are tired anyway, so I don’t want others to see us like this,” Yamada replied. Kissing the younger passionately on the lips, he muttered, ”Your body is for me to see and devour only, Yuri.”
Chinen can only ‘hmm’-ed at his boyfriend’s statement. As long as his guilty pleasure had been fulfilled, that is enough.
Owari
Yamada and Chinen dashed to the Johnny’s dressing room and saw their friends and their senpais surrounding the sofa. Everyone in the dressing room surprised to see those two missing chibis just now running back to the dressing room with disheveled hairs and clothes. “Where have you two been just now?” Sakurai nagged at them.
“We were loitering around level 13 just now! Sakurai-san, this place is haunted!” Yamada replied. “We were just loitering and hang out after the filming before heading back here and we heard woman’s crying and laugh there. We ran away from that place, then …”
“We lost our way back!” Chinen continued Yamada’s story. “All of sudden, we were at the upper level. We don’t know where to go. The lift is malfunctioning. We are just too tired to use the stairs, so we stay there. But, the sounds keep following us!”
“Why the heck you didn’t try to call us? Yama-chan brought his phone, right?” Nakamaru bellowed.
“I left my phone at the janitor room in level 22, Nakamaru-kun,” Yamada defended.
“So it’s not only us heard that sound, eh? These two heard it too,” Masuda replied. “Sakurai-kun, they’re right. This building is haunted.”
“What are you guys waiting for? Pack your things and leave!” Sakurai grabbed his bag and left the dressing room, followed by others. Soon, the dressing room turned up silent. Until …
“MINNA! CHINEN LOST HIS PHONE!”
Sakurai facepalmed. Kiriyama said he left the phone in the dressing room and he don’t want go back there. Soon, the building suddenly in chaos with Chinen screaming madly at Kiriyama.
“I TOLD YOU DON’T TOUCH ANYTHING IN MY BAG! I JUST BOUGHT THAT PHONE, YOU KNOW! Uwaaaa~!”
a/n: This is my first collab fic with haruka_yamachii anyway. It was a random idea came out after 'Battlefield of Zeus' on 9th April, the other day. We both have fun writing this and we hope that you readers too have fun, despite some so called 'failed' paranormal activities. Teehee~ be warned that this is just a fiction, not the real account happened after the filming.
Comments are loved. Also, if you found Chinen's brand new iPhone 6, please drop it here or you can give it to him by yourself OR just keep it by yourself. XDDDD
Author: zarelmarzel , haruka_yamachii
Pairing: Yamada Ryosuke and Chinen Yuri.
Genre: Crack,Comedy, Romance
Rating: it was written on Yamada’s abs. NC-17.
Disclaimer: I and Hannah-sama only own the crazy imagination of this. She also claimed the “OMG can you just admit that you don’t know how to use this app, Sakurai-san?” part too. The NC part belongs to her too.
Warning: Paranormal activities. Yes. We mean it.
Summary: That moment after the filming of ‘Battlefield of Zeus’ SP that drove Chinen Yuri mad. Yamada Ryosuke is the one responsible for that.
A certain studio in the huge building owned by Tokyo Broadcasting Station or TBS for short is currently in chaos with people rustling and running at the hallways. The people, mostly the crews and workers in the said station are currently busy with the filming of ‘Battlefield of Zeus’, a 2 hour SP variety show that due to air on 9th April. They had finished the filming half an hour ago but the crews are still rustling around, packing their stuffs before heading home, to their loved ones.
In a certain dressing room in the said studio, labeled ‘Johnny’s’ on its door, the people in which all of them are the idols under Johnny & Associates or ‘Johnny’s Idols’ bidding goodbyes and ‘otsukare’s to each other before heading home. KAT-TUN’S Taguchi Junnosuke is the first leaving the dressing room because he had a filming to catch at Osaka. That is when Sakurai Sho of Arashi looked around and noticed something weird. Glancing at a certain spot, he asked a bunch of idols there. “Minna, have you seen Yamada-kun and Chinen-kun?”
Like being enchanted, everyone stopped whatever they were doing. “Now that you mention it, where are those chibis?” NEWS’s Tegoshi Yuya asked the whole room. Everyone looked around the room to find those two. “Did they told you guys anything about their whereabouts, JUMP?” he glanced at a bunch of young idols sitting on the sofa just right in front of Junnosuke’s dresser.
“No, that was so typical of them to sneak around out of our sight, actually. We don’t even bother to find them anyway,” Hikaru spoke on behalf of the remaining 5 JUMP members.
“What do you mean, sneak around?” Johnny’s WEST member, Kiriyama Akito who still playing cards with Takaki Yuya raised his eyebrows.
“Running to a certain empty secluded room to make out,” Inoo blurted out. “Usually they didn’t lock the door, so it should be easy to find them.”
“How are we going to find them in this huge building, huh? I am so not going to face Yabu-kun and tell him that these sneaky “on raged hormones” shorties are missing!” Sakurai replied furiously while making a inverted comma sign. “This is a 30-storey building we are talking, gentlemen. Sure there are hundreds of unlocked rooms here. They didn’t even bring their phones!” he pointed at two bags that lay flat on the dresser next to Kotaki Nozomu’s.
“Or maybe one of them. I saw blinks,” Daiki rummaged through Chinen’s bag and he found a brand new iPhone 6 in one of the bags, blinking. “Chinen had installed the phone detector in his phone so we can easily locate them using his phone,” he gave the phone to Sakurai. “Good luck in finding them.”
“You are not going with us?” Nakamaru Yuichi asked. He is now standing beside Sakurai, together with Tegoshi, Nakama Junta, Masuda Takahisa and Kiriyama to start their search for YamaChine.
“Nah, we don’t want to face the YamaChine wrath, so let us just sit here and wait for them to come back,” Yuto replied followed by the nods from the other JUMP members. “Not even Kato-san and Ueda-kun.”
“We prefer wait here, don’t you worry about us,” Kato Shigeaki bellowed on behalf of the rest of the Johnny’s who stay in the room. “All the best in finding them, Sho-sama.”
“Tch! This is way worse than losing against Ariyoshi team just now!” Sakurai complained before leaving the room with some volunteers to find the sneaky couple.
***
Meanwhile, a certain cleaner walked passed by a room in level 22 when he heard groans and moans. He was the only one there in the dark hallway that is why he can heard those sounds so loud. “Who’s there?!” he looked around the hallway. No one replied him. That cause eerie feeling crept onto the cleaner’s skin. He left the hallway hurriedly.
“You are so noisy,” a voice, quite manly, came out from the locked room just in the end of the hallway.
“Baka Yama-buta, you are the one who made me so noisy!” a squeak girly voice replied, slapping away the hands of the manly voice’s owner from covering his mouth.
“Shut up, Chinen-squirrel!” the manly voice replied. They glared onto each other in the dim light before the girly voice’s owner, known as Hey! Say! JUMP’s Chinen Yuri gripped tight onto the manly voice’s owner, Hey! Say! JUMP’s Yamada Ryosuke’s shirt collar for support. “Sorry, did I kabedon-ed you so hard?” Yamada smirked.
“Shut up and fuck me!” was Chinen’s reply.
“Look who’s eager here,” Yamada smirked as he lean closer, brushed his lips slightly onto Chinen’s.
“Are you trying to tease me, Yamada Ryosuke?” Chinen asked as he glared at the elder who is now locking him between his arms. He had no place to escape. In front of him is a ‘hungry but still want to tease’ boyfriend of his and behind him is a thick clean wall of the locked janitor where are they now. Right after the filming, he dragged the elder to the elevator next to ‘Zeus’ filming studio and pressed random buttons on it while kissing Yamada hard. That is how they end up in a locked janitor at level 22. “You just appeared half naked on screen and showing those viewers your oh so sexy alluring abs and expressions of yours and you are now teasing me?”
“It’s up to you to think like that. I have no intentions of having your hormones raged now just because of my abs,” Yamada replied with a smirk as he lean more closer, pressing his well built body onto Chinen’s. “I can feel your arousing, Chinen Yuri.”
“Oh yeah? Two can play in this game, my prince,” Chinen smirked as he pushed the elder hard until Yamada fall on the floor. Chinen wasted no time to climb on his lap, now yukadon-ed his boyfriend.
“Ouch! Can you be more gentle?!” Yamada groaned in pain but all he got is a cute giggle from the younger.
“That’s my line, Ryochuuke~” Chinen replied with his unusual seductive voice on Yamada’s right ear. He then inserted his hands onto Yamada’s shirt, roaming those hands onto the elder’s abs. “Be a good boy and let me pleasure you a bit, Ryo-kun~” Chinen ducked down to kiss and nibble his boyfriend’s exposed collarbone.
Yamada felt pleasure is building up inside him. “You are so good at this, Yuri,” he groaned when Chinen kept nibbling on his collarbone and roaming hands on his abs at the same time. “Shit!” he cursed inwardly. “You think you can top me like this, Yuri?”
Chinen just smirked on Yamada’s neck. He let go of the elder’s neck and start taking off his shirt, exposing his sexy half naked figure. “I won’t get myself half naked on screen. Never at all. I save this figure of mine just for you to devour and see, Ryo-kun,” Chinen smirked before he started to take off Yamada’s shirt. That is when Yamada grabbed his wrists and turned him around so he is now on top while Chinen’s bare back touched the cold floor. Chinen gasped.
“Nice thinking, my foxy cute Yuri,” Yamada stripped Chinen naked, leaving only his undergarments on his delicate body. “Don’t worry, you will not the only one naked here,” he took off his clothes while sitting on Chinen’s lap, his clothed length meet Chinen’s, making the younger moaned hard at the collision. “Enjoy this while still lasts,” Yamada smirked while locking the younger’s wrists above his head. His lips met Chinen in a seductive lick, making the younger groaned hard, impatient.
“You want to make this hard, don’t you?” Chinen hissed angrily. “I told you stop teasing me and start fucking me now!”
“Ya~da~” Yamada replied playfully while tucking the younger’s lips, making Chinen groaned in annoyance. “Ow! Ow! Ow! OI! That hurts!” Yamada groaned when Chinen bit his lips hard. Chinen smirked. “You really a hentai.”
“You love this cute hentai squirrel, you slight hentai buta,” Chinen rolled his eyes in annoyance and smirks mixed up. Yamada dunked down to catch Chinen’s lips in a wild, wet French kisses. Chinen tracing his fingers onto Yamada’s abs again before dared himself to go south. He heard Yamada cursed inwardly and he smirked. “Serve you right, Yamada Ryosuke,” Chinen whispered as he stroked his boyfriend’s eager length.
***
The same time during the “on raged hormones” shorties, as mentioned by Sakurai, had their pleasure work done, the so called ‘search and rescue’ team are currently wandering around the hallway at the level 22. Sakurai was the one holding Chinen’s phone. They had been there for at least 5 minutes but they found nothing, nor unlocked doors. “Are you sure you know how to use this device?” Nakamaru asked as he looked at Sakurai.
The so called ‘upcoming Prime Minister of Japan’ knotted his eyebrows while keep looking back and forth at the phone. “I think I already follow the direction in this app,” Sakurai grinned nervously at Nakamaru and the others who looked at him in disbelief.
“OMG can you just admit that you don’t know how to use this app, Sakurai-san?” Kiriyama facepalmed before taking the phone from Sakurai. “We are going to start over,” he then ordered the others to follow him. Sakurai pouted in annoyance before following the others.
***
Chinen is now bouncing on Yamada’s lap while moaning sensually. The sight of Chinen’s slight opened eyes and mouth, arching his head back while trying to pleasure himself and Yamada is just so beautiful and sexy in the elder’s eyes. Few kisses being planted onto Chinen’s sweaty neck while Yamada’s hands start pumping Chinen’s length. The younger moans sensually at the sudden pleasure gushing into his system.
They seriously have no idea that they will be found out soon. Or so do they.
***
“Did you hear that?” Tegoshi broke the silence and the focus of the ‘search and rescue’ team. Everyone stopped walking.
“Hear what?” Nakamaru replied in annoyance. “We are looking for unlocked doors, ok? Stop distract-“ he stopped talking after he heard groaning sounds. Tegoshi crossed his arms while raising his eyebrows.
“I hear that too~” Kiriyama bellowed. Then all of them claimed to hear the groans and began looking for the source of the sound. Masuda shook Sakurai’s body who gone frozen, knowing his senpai is a little bit scared. “I think we found them, minna. There’s a room at the end of the hallway in front of us.”
“The sound comes from that room, minna,” Tegoshi replied, his smug face still decorating his face. The team then head towards the janitor room at the end of the hallway. While walking, they can feel the creeps crawling in their system as the groans turned into a shallow and shrieking high pitched screams.
“K-kowee!” Sakurai muttered. Nakama gripped Sakurai’s arm, scared too.
Nakamaru saw them and began glaring. “You scaredy cats!”
“Yah! If you are brave enough, you go and check the room!” Sakurai screeched. “All of us will stay here!”
Nakamaru gulped. Upon seeing Masuda and Tegoshi clinging onto each other and Nakama and Kiriyama clinging close to Sakurai, he left with no choice. He then went close to the janitor room, twisting the doorknob in the process. “The door is locked, like other doors.”
Kiriyama pouted while looking at Chinen’s phone. “But this phone had detected Yamada’s phone here. So these guys must be in here!” he was about to crash the door when he heard a slow, painful cry.
“I don’t wanna live here~! Please let me go~! Onegai~! Hu~!,” then the crying sounds turns to shrieks and then cackles. “You wanna come in~? You wanna play with me~? Hehehehehehehehehehe~!”
“WHAT THE~! AARGHHH!” soon the team run for their life, away from the ‘haunted’ janitor room, while screaming and shouting.
***
Inside the so called ‘haunted’ room, Yamada was laughing hard after making those scary noises. He and Chinen had heard their senpais and juniors outside the room since the beginning, so he was relieved that this time around, he locked the door.
“Meanie Ryosuke is meanie,” he heard Chinen’s weak voice next to him. The younger snuggled onto Yamada’s bare chest, too tired after their making love session just now.
“No one can see you in this state, Yuri. Only I can. You are tired anyway, so I don’t want others to see us like this,” Yamada replied. Kissing the younger passionately on the lips, he muttered, ”Your body is for me to see and devour only, Yuri.”
Chinen can only ‘hmm’-ed at his boyfriend’s statement. As long as his guilty pleasure had been fulfilled, that is enough.
Owari
Yamada and Chinen dashed to the Johnny’s dressing room and saw their friends and their senpais surrounding the sofa. Everyone in the dressing room surprised to see those two missing chibis just now running back to the dressing room with disheveled hairs and clothes. “Where have you two been just now?” Sakurai nagged at them.
“We were loitering around level 13 just now! Sakurai-san, this place is haunted!” Yamada replied. “We were just loitering and hang out after the filming before heading back here and we heard woman’s crying and laugh there. We ran away from that place, then …”
“We lost our way back!” Chinen continued Yamada’s story. “All of sudden, we were at the upper level. We don’t know where to go. The lift is malfunctioning. We are just too tired to use the stairs, so we stay there. But, the sounds keep following us!”
“Why the heck you didn’t try to call us? Yama-chan brought his phone, right?” Nakamaru bellowed.
“I left my phone at the janitor room in level 22, Nakamaru-kun,” Yamada defended.
“So it’s not only us heard that sound, eh? These two heard it too,” Masuda replied. “Sakurai-kun, they’re right. This building is haunted.”
“What are you guys waiting for? Pack your things and leave!” Sakurai grabbed his bag and left the dressing room, followed by others. Soon, the dressing room turned up silent. Until …
“MINNA! CHINEN LOST HIS PHONE!”
Sakurai facepalmed. Kiriyama said he left the phone in the dressing room and he don’t want go back there. Soon, the building suddenly in chaos with Chinen screaming madly at Kiriyama.
“I TOLD YOU DON’T TOUCH ANYTHING IN MY BAG! I JUST BOUGHT THAT PHONE, YOU KNOW! Uwaaaa~!”
a/n: This is my first collab fic with haruka_yamachii anyway. It was a random idea came out after 'Battlefield of Zeus' on 9th April, the other day. We both have fun writing this and we hope that you readers too have fun, despite some so called 'failed' paranormal activities. Teehee~ be warned that this is just a fiction, not the real account happened after the filming.
Comments are loved. Also, if you found Chinen's brand new iPhone 6, please drop it here or you can give it to him by yourself OR just keep it by yourself. XDDDD