Family fun stuff
I wanted to cheer myself up last night and started to remember all the weird and funny things that have happened with me and my family. And I want to write them here so maybe someone else can get a good laugh out of them too... and you'll see where I've inherited my weird sense of humour. =3 And yes, my family is weird!
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*watching the news with my dad*
Newsreporter: "Several priests are threatening to quit if it will be allowed for same sex couples to be wed in a church."
Dad: "They know what they can shove up their asses." *switches the channel*
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*My dad is browsing my newest drawings and comes to one with three of my male characters holding each other*
Dad: "Oooh, a group orgy?"
Me: "Well, not yet, they're just kissing there"
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*We were trying out the google map streetview with my stepmom, dad watched from the side*
Dad: "That yellow dude you move to the street looks like a penis..."
Me: *laughing*
Dad: "...The girls are playing with a penis"
Me: *Laughing even harder*
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*We had my birthday party at my dad's place. My stepsister and her husband Mark were just leaving to go home. Mark's from Nigeria and has very thick and strong hair unlike us finns (with hardly any hair XP)*
Stepsis: "His hair has grown so much, it feels so fun, it's like sheep wool, it's so soft and thick. *rubs her husbands hair* "Try it!"
Everyone else (dad, stepmom, stepsis2, me): *rubbing Mark's hair that really does feel like sheep wool.* "Ooooh!"
Mark: *Looks stunned at being petter by the whole family*
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*My stepsis and Mark were visiting at my dads, they had brought some buns we were eating with coffee*
Stepsis: "We walked at the beach and bought some bums for us to eat."
Mark: *Almost chokes on his tea, laughing so hard*
Me: "Um... buns, not bums."
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*Dad is telling a story about his youth, which he does a lot, the stories are always really fun to listen to*
Dad: "We went to swim with the class at college. At those times everyone swam nude because there were separate swimming times for girls and boys. One of the boys at my class was always crouching down when we waited next to the pool for a permission to go to the water. It was a little weird then but then, when I saw him just a few years ago, I realized why he did that. I saw him again in the town and Ping, I realized it: He's gay. He was getting a hard-on at the pool, poor guy, with all the naked men around him. At that time you didn't talk about gays so he could so and do nothing."
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*We were planning Christmas with mom. My aunt Terhi and her husband were staying at my place*
Mom: "So, we talked about Christmas presents for you with Terhi... she said she would buy you a pregnancy test."
Me: "... Thanks."
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*I'd been in the hospital for 3 days because of kidney stones and mom had gotten me fresh clothes, books to read and drawing stuff from my place, after that I went home to find all my hardcore yaoi/yuri/hentai drawings in a pile on the sofa*
Mom: *glaring at me* "I looked at all those pictures. I knew you were drawing weird things, but now I KNOW what a pervert my daughter is." *glares more*
Me: *laughing* "You didn't have to look."
Mom: "..."
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We were spending my half-sisters 30th birthday and were measuring people because... we're weird. XD My dad measured Mark because he didn't know how tall he was and then he ran to us from the bedroom door where the measurement was happening.
Dad: Mark says he weights 88 kilograms, most of it has to be his balls!
Rest of us: ... O_o XDDDDDD *burst out laughing*
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More to come when I remember more. =D
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*watching the news with my dad*
Newsreporter: "Several priests are threatening to quit if it will be allowed for same sex couples to be wed in a church."
Dad: "They know what they can shove up their asses." *switches the channel*
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*My dad is browsing my newest drawings and comes to one with three of my male characters holding each other*
Dad: "Oooh, a group orgy?"
Me: "Well, not yet, they're just kissing there"
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*We were trying out the google map streetview with my stepmom, dad watched from the side*
Dad: "That yellow dude you move to the street looks like a penis..."
Me: *laughing*
Dad: "...The girls are playing with a penis"
Me: *Laughing even harder*
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*We had my birthday party at my dad's place. My stepsister and her husband Mark were just leaving to go home. Mark's from Nigeria and has very thick and strong hair unlike us finns (with hardly any hair XP)*
Stepsis: "His hair has grown so much, it feels so fun, it's like sheep wool, it's so soft and thick. *rubs her husbands hair* "Try it!"
Everyone else (dad, stepmom, stepsis2, me): *rubbing Mark's hair that really does feel like sheep wool.* "Ooooh!"
Mark: *Looks stunned at being petter by the whole family*
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*My stepsis and Mark were visiting at my dads, they had brought some buns we were eating with coffee*
Stepsis: "We walked at the beach and bought some bums for us to eat."
Mark: *Almost chokes on his tea, laughing so hard*
Me: "Um... buns, not bums."
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*Dad is telling a story about his youth, which he does a lot, the stories are always really fun to listen to*
Dad: "We went to swim with the class at college. At those times everyone swam nude because there were separate swimming times for girls and boys. One of the boys at my class was always crouching down when we waited next to the pool for a permission to go to the water. It was a little weird then but then, when I saw him just a few years ago, I realized why he did that. I saw him again in the town and Ping, I realized it: He's gay. He was getting a hard-on at the pool, poor guy, with all the naked men around him. At that time you didn't talk about gays so he could so and do nothing."
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*We were planning Christmas with mom. My aunt Terhi and her husband were staying at my place*
Mom: "So, we talked about Christmas presents for you with Terhi... she said she would buy you a pregnancy test."
Me: "... Thanks."
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*I'd been in the hospital for 3 days because of kidney stones and mom had gotten me fresh clothes, books to read and drawing stuff from my place, after that I went home to find all my hardcore yaoi/yuri/hentai drawings in a pile on the sofa*
Mom: *glaring at me* "I looked at all those pictures. I knew you were drawing weird things, but now I KNOW what a pervert my daughter is." *glares more*
Me: *laughing* "You didn't have to look."
Mom: "..."
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We were spending my half-sisters 30th birthday and were measuring people because... we're weird. XD My dad measured Mark because he didn't know how tall he was and then he ran to us from the bedroom door where the measurement was happening.
Dad: Mark says he weights 88 kilograms, most of it has to be his balls!
Rest of us: ... O_o XDDDDDD *burst out laughing*
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More to come when I remember more. =D
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