Mar 02, 2010 11:08
As I was on my way into the local hastings (think fyi or sam goody or hmi, generic all media game/movie/music/book store), i was accosted by a troupe of those neudered little activist greenshirt amerikajugend leeches we call girl scouts.
As I was walking into the hastings, they yelled out from time and space, inconveniantly disrupting my attempt to understand the heidegger i've been reading lately, and there is nothing i hate more then being disrupted when i am pondering something complex, and of course, My thoughts are more important than your feelings.
Girl scouts "DO YOU WANT TO BUY COOKIES???"
Jim "Do they have any drugs in them?"
Girl scouts "NO!"
Jim "Then no."
Lights fade. Curtain fall. Actor bow. Exit stage.