Dear Fuckers, umm...I mean the Commissary
To the fuckers who are in charge of stocking the Commissary,
I'd like to inform you that there ARE Jewish people who live on this post who would like to observe their religious holidays, like Passover, which is currently happening. Therefore, it would be very considerate of you to make sure that the holiday foods are stocked. Specifically, Matzah. Since us Jews can't eat leavened foods, like regular bread, pasta, etc. It would be lovely if you could have the foods that we can eat. Manachievitz makes a wonderful line of products just for this purpose. Including, Matzah. Matzah is not Matzoh Balls, or Matzoh Ball mix. Those are for soup, not for everyday eating.
So, fuckers, next time you feel like screwing over the Jewish people, and making us starve, I'd think twice about it.
Sincerely,
A Starving Jew. (who now has to go out a second time to the supermarket in town to buy something to eat.)
I'd like to inform you that there ARE Jewish people who live on this post who would like to observe their religious holidays, like Passover, which is currently happening. Therefore, it would be very considerate of you to make sure that the holiday foods are stocked. Specifically, Matzah. Since us Jews can't eat leavened foods, like regular bread, pasta, etc. It would be lovely if you could have the foods that we can eat. Manachievitz makes a wonderful line of products just for this purpose. Including, Matzah. Matzah is not Matzoh Balls, or Matzoh Ball mix. Those are for soup, not for everyday eating.
So, fuckers, next time you feel like screwing over the Jewish people, and making us starve, I'd think twice about it.
Sincerely,
A Starving Jew. (who now has to go out a second time to the supermarket in town to buy something to eat.)