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4am. Delayed and much fussed over online Chemskillbuilder haunts my tired eyes. Suddenly, inspiration! Start a sketch comedy show....hmm....with....Sam Patterson and Justin. My mind begins to tackle the problem. Sam has a perfectly fine videocamera. I postulate that perhaps Sam and Justin are more funny with alcohol in them. The gears begin to move.
YES! YES I THINK! The show has everything that a sketch comedy show of goofy young white dudes needs. A beard, a sharp tongue, politically incorrect dialogue. Discussion of Hypnotize Count Profit Posse Allstats and whether Three Six Mafia should even continue without Lord Infamous. There would be rampant brohamism and the most extreme lollygagging laziness ever caught on film since Charlie Chaplin took his infamous Hudson River Nap.
Perhaps...it will become a huge smash....when it is picked up by a Guatemalan television company! With my fierce grasp of basic Nahuatl and a clever marketing scheme a low budget international pop culture phenomenon will become the exact sort of foreign corn-shitter primitivism reverse-americana camp that this nation needs! Suddenly a global phenomenon as four youths make the world laugh with their shenanegians...and maybe never have to have a job again?
Le sigh. Well, maybe it will work.
Also i've been curious about whether R. Kelly really peed on that girl. Why would you do such a thing? What if most rappers have wierd fetishes? It seems that Snoop's lately is just schlumming along and following the jetsam that's for sure Har Har Har. And that's not to mention the hideous New P. Diddy Single. Oh, did i forget, is it Puff Daddy or Sean Puffy Combs or just Puffy? Fucker.
Speaking of that bullshit, what is UP with Bad Boy Recs? Talk about a lack of flavor, the last good signing was Biggie and thats a long ass time ago. All i know is, Young Jeezy sure is rich. Too bad he seems to ruin Get Throwed, and Jigga is on that so it takes awhile to ruin.
By the way, i swear i dont just listen to rap music. I also dig old Animal Collective lately. and the new Art Brut shit. End Rant.
YES! YES I THINK! The show has everything that a sketch comedy show of goofy young white dudes needs. A beard, a sharp tongue, politically incorrect dialogue. Discussion of Hypnotize Count Profit Posse Allstats and whether Three Six Mafia should even continue without Lord Infamous. There would be rampant brohamism and the most extreme lollygagging laziness ever caught on film since Charlie Chaplin took his infamous Hudson River Nap.
Perhaps...it will become a huge smash....when it is picked up by a Guatemalan television company! With my fierce grasp of basic Nahuatl and a clever marketing scheme a low budget international pop culture phenomenon will become the exact sort of foreign corn-shitter primitivism reverse-americana camp that this nation needs! Suddenly a global phenomenon as four youths make the world laugh with their shenanegians...and maybe never have to have a job again?
Le sigh. Well, maybe it will work.
Also i've been curious about whether R. Kelly really peed on that girl. Why would you do such a thing? What if most rappers have wierd fetishes? It seems that Snoop's lately is just schlumming along and following the jetsam that's for sure Har Har Har. And that's not to mention the hideous New P. Diddy Single. Oh, did i forget, is it Puff Daddy or Sean Puffy Combs or just Puffy? Fucker.
Speaking of that bullshit, what is UP with Bad Boy Recs? Talk about a lack of flavor, the last good signing was Biggie and thats a long ass time ago. All i know is, Young Jeezy sure is rich. Too bad he seems to ruin Get Throwed, and Jigga is on that so it takes awhile to ruin.
By the way, i swear i dont just listen to rap music. I also dig old Animal Collective lately. and the new Art Brut shit. End Rant.