-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.
...but not dancing! Dancing is Satanic!
-Complains of boredom.
Okay, let me just jump in here and say that I am the ONLY person I know who actually IS bored with the world due to the fact that its horror isn't overtly, hallucinogenically Boschean enough, as opposed to almost invisible to the untrained eye in its banality. Most of these kids have simple, god-fearin' needs like kick-ass ground effects on their car.
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
I think they should also add "reads books that are neither school textbooks nor the Bible."
-Is homosexual ad/or bisexual.
Dude, Richard Simmons is so goth.
and last, but not least,
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
I think this one pretty much speaks for itself.
I'm just going to conclude by validating all these people's fears and openly exhorting everyone to brutally murder Christians, Jews, and anyone else who adheres to an abusive, passive-aggressive, retard-enshrining slave morality, like the restaurant was closed[TM].
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.
...but not dancing! Dancing is Satanic!
-Complains of boredom.
Okay, let me just jump in here and say that I am the ONLY person I know who actually IS bored with the world due to the fact that its horror isn't overtly, hallucinogenically Boschean enough, as opposed to almost invisible to the untrained eye in its banality. Most of these kids have simple, god-fearin' needs like kick-ass ground effects on their car.
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
I think they should also add "reads books that are neither school textbooks nor the Bible."
-Is homosexual ad/or bisexual.
Dude, Richard Simmons is so goth.
and last, but not least,
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
I think this one pretty much speaks for itself.
I'm just going to conclude by validating all these people's fears and openly exhorting everyone to brutally murder Christians, Jews, and anyone else who adheres to an abusive, passive-aggressive, retard-enshrining slave morality, like the restaurant was closed[TM].
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