First Bolt [Voice]

[zappy_bitch]

[Mic clicks on only to catch the end of a very angry scream]

WHO'S BRIGHT IDEA WAS THIS SHIT? I DON'T WANT TO BE HERE TO FIGHT SOME DAMN WAR THAT'S NOT MY OWN.

LET ME GO HOME RIGHT NOW. NOW!

This is bullshit, I'm already a damn minion to someone already so I don't need any more chances to fucking die. Honestly.

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[nocturncoat]

No one mourns the wicked~

Hello, Larxene. You never change, do you?

[Voice - Larxene is not wanting to type]

[zappy_bitch]

AND WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN?

WHO ARE YOU-...Demyx?

[Voice]

[nocturncoat]

Well, I wanted to sing "Ding, Dong, the Witch is Dead", but you're just showing up, not leaving, so it doesn't work.

It's Nocturne, here. But you just got here, so I guess I can let it slide this once.

[Voice]

[zappy_bitch]

As not amusing as usual, I see.

...

Why are you using such a lame name, anyway?

[Voice]

[nocturncoat]

... You do know I'm being annoying on purpose, right? Sometimes it's hard to tell, especially with you.

There was another me here when I got here and he called dibs on the name. This was all we could think of, except for "Nine".

[Voice]

[zappy_bitch]

Yeah, I know. And sometimes it's quite fun to make it hard to read me.

Horribly lame. Honestly. Is that other one here, then? And, for that matter, anyone else of real interest?

[Voice]

[nocturncoat]

Umm, let's see. No, he isn't, he left a couple months ago. Lessee, there's Xemnas, and Marluxia, and you... No, wait, they all left. There's at least one Axel though; he comes and goes a lot, it's a little hard to keep track. Might be two of him right now. Zexion's here, but he doesn't remember anything about his or his Other's entire life. And a Roxas, only he's a lion just at the moment.

The rest you'll have to find out about yourself. Can't make things too easy on you, can I?

Um... quick question. Your Other wasn't from Atlantis, was she?

[Voice]

[zappy_bitch]

So pretty much most everyone has gone into hiding and isn't coming out, I'm guessing? Goody.

Uh. Not that I know of, why?

[Voice]

[nocturncoat]

*sigh of relief* Good, that means you aren't the Larxene from my world.

[Voice]

[zappy_bitch]

Guess you aren't from mine then, weird. So I heard something involving this... cuff thing and shocking. So I pretty much can't do a single damn thing with this thing on? Because that kills my fun right there.

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[nocturncoat]

Not anything you'd consider fun, no. Not allowed to hurt other residents - or yourself, by the way - not allowed to try to escape, not allowed to mess with the cuff. Either it shocks you or it knocks you out. 's only ever turned off once so far - and that was when the compound was being attacked.

[Voice]

[zappy_bitch]

And they expect me to be useful in this place... how? Please tell me it at least lets me do some sort of target practice or something, because, honestly... the results of not being able to...

Let's just say they won't be pleasant.

[Voice]

[nocturncoat]

Oh, target practice, sure. Just as long as you're not aiming at a living target. The cuff'll let you spar, even, as long as you're not actually trying to hurt your opponent.

And trust me, things already aren't pleasant. Just don't come looking for me right now, okay? I'm having enough trouble trying to deal with having my powers reversed.

[Voice]

[zappy_bitch]

That defeats the purpose of target practice, how will you know you're hitting vital spots if not on a live target?~

[Cue a rather sharp yelp]

I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING YOU DAMN STUPID CUFF.

[Voice]

[nocturncoat]

Some people just use targets shaped like people. Besides, Larxene, this is you we're talking about. You don't freaking want to hit vital spots. You enjoy watching your victims suffer.

Sounds like it just doesn't like you. Can't really blame it.

[Voice]

[zappy_bitch]

Exactly! So I need to know if I'm not hitting them. Of course. It makes sense.

Pfft. I guess just thinking violent thoughts triggered the damn thing off.