Movie Time
First we have this years' winner of the "Oh My God, How Much Time Did You Spend In Photoshop" Award: "THUNDERCATS!"
Hint: This fantrailer painfully accurate to any real cinematic adaption you may eventually see.
Next, the trailer for "Dragon Ball: Evolution." Yup. Evolution. Why, exactly, does it have a subtitle. Furthermore, why is the first movie in what will likely be a series of schlock have the subtitle "Evolution?" They decided to be unconventional I suppose. Don't evolve on something, evolve on nothing. And, it appears that they've done just that, create complex nothing.
From that crap, we take you to what that movie should have looked like. "GOEMON"
Yes, that was Goemon. As in, "Legend of the Mystical Ninja: Goemon." As in
. Now, to be fair, Goemon is the Japanese folk hero and the Japanese equivalent of Robin Hood... but, I still don't know which version of Goemon that film is supposed to be based on.
Finally, we have "Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun Li." A live action Japanese movie with a surprising number of Americans in it.
Judging by the trailer, I'd call it "Street Fighter: A Bunch of Americans With Guns Run Around Speaking Japanese, Then Vega Kills Them." Vega is the only thing in the video that appears to at all ensure that that is, in fact, street fighter. That and the lens flare I can only assume is some form of hadoken.
Click to viewHint: This fantrailer painfully accurate to any real cinematic adaption you may eventually see.
Next, the trailer for "Dragon Ball: Evolution." Yup. Evolution. Why, exactly, does it have a subtitle. Furthermore, why is the first movie in what will likely be a series of schlock have the subtitle "Evolution?" They decided to be unconventional I suppose. Don't evolve on something, evolve on nothing. And, it appears that they've done just that, create complex nothing.
From that crap, we take you to what that movie should have looked like. "GOEMON"
Yes, that was Goemon. As in, "Legend of the Mystical Ninja: Goemon." As in
. Now, to be fair, Goemon is the Japanese folk hero and the Japanese equivalent of Robin Hood... but, I still don't know which version of Goemon that film is supposed to be based on.
Finally, we have "Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun Li." A live action Japanese movie with a surprising number of Americans in it.
Judging by the trailer, I'd call it "Street Fighter: A Bunch of Americans With Guns Run Around Speaking Japanese, Then Vega Kills Them." Vega is the only thing in the video that appears to at all ensure that that is, in fact, street fighter. That and the lens flare I can only assume is some form of hadoken.