Different Strokes for Different Folks
I was just thinking, if you had to be either Gary Coleman, or a dwarf, which would you choose in terms of PENIS SIZE? Now the dwarfs got the whole giant head action going on. But then again Gary Coleman is black. But what if he not only looks like a child but is hung like one. Maybe he doesn't even have pubic hair!! BUT. on the other hand would you rather have the sausage-link fingers of a dwarf, and those short stubby legs, and look like an overall leprechaun, but then again, with that you could rightfully call your genitalia, the pot of gold under the rainbow. Or if hes getting raped he'd yell "help help there after me lucky charms". Oh the puns are endless with that one. But again, Coleman could do likewise, name his penis willis, and he could now use his most beloved catch phrase in bed.. ahh i can see it now hes drunk with some hooker "Whiskey dick again?? Whatchu talkin bout Willis!!!"
Well, even though the dwarf sounds cooler, id still think id go with Gary Coleman, at least he has name recognition, maybe get some free hookups from some cheap hookers or something.
Well, even though the dwarf sounds cooler, id still think id go with Gary Coleman, at least he has name recognition, maybe get some free hookups from some cheap hookers or something.